Tabloids! Read all about it !

For the past few days on the news(BBC, CNN and the list goes on...) Le Vasiz have been seeing a lot of rubbish lately. The tabloid idiots had finally came to a point that they're brains can no longer find better things to cock up about. And because of their low IQ, they sort of pin-pointed/arrowed levasiz during the holidays. In my well paid opinion, they should have stormed more about things like which one is better, muses or fall outs ? I'm supporting the brit-ish instead of the rubb-ish. and also more about the ever-boring politiks and exo-politics. Why must it always rain on us ?

Well , down here are few of the things that came out in the news....

RUMOUR #1

LeVasiz suffering from a rush of red to the head.

This was proobably the most astonishing of all rumours just because they wrote about levasiz being involve in a serious accident playing with fireworks(pics were kept under wraps). To inform you people, this is complete shite. The people who came out with this must be completely mad, they probably sat on their table thinking of something to write saying "... @%#$ ! this is my 100th orange today and i still cant dig out somethin' from my little head,how am i suppose to get my angpows from my boss?... " They were suffering from a serious kind of illness. If you look in your new old dusty clean medic book and look into the 'S' area of the dictionary , you'll eventually figure out the condition the writer had suffered. He, in the most logical thinking, likely sufffered from a disease named the SARS syndrome(Sick And Rationally Stupid syndrome). Anyway, we knew it was all for entertaintment and it was all just for laughs. So, no harm done.

RUMOUR # 2

Dark Secrets

Firstly , to those who say that the truth is out there. You're WRONG. The truth is always in here. After getting that out, I should carry on now.
On the 18th of July 2007 , there was an article on LeVasiz's darkest secret . And the secret that the tabloids claim to have known is that Levasiz likes to jam their music in the dark. Whoa..how amazing? NOT...well , as much as we would love to play with the lights out , the whole thing is nowhere near,not even a picometer near to the word true ! Imagine if we were to play with the lights off, Leroy couldnt read his lyrics, Sharul couldn't refer to the chordbook, Thomas couldn't on the amps, Joel wouldnt know if he was holding up his drumsticks or his chopsticks and Marvin wouldnt know where to find his guitar pick.
So, you can say all of this are complete bollocks! They are supermassive a$$holes...oops!(zips mouth ) am i allowed to say this word here ? No ? Sorry.

Here are the pics that were posted in the papers fer rumour #2



Come on! Everyone knows the picture was a photoshoot session promotional picture for some gig we had.


Well this is a real phoney if you ask me. Coz that isn't joel in there. Maybe for the tabloids their motto was something like, " If there's a WILL , there's a picture". D'ya know what i mean ?

The list of rumours goes on till rumour#(gauze knows what number) with some that were quite pleasing to hear like levasiz saving a life and levasiz donating their angpows to the freeusfrompain foundation. How sweet. How we wish that was true.
As i scroll down the rumours list, it all comes to one conclusion.It's Fake. Every single of it is fake , pirated, fiction, phoney or whatever you wanna call it.

Finally, everything ends here.


ANOTHER PHONY TALE BY LEVASIZ ! (laughs)
Moral of the story : Fiction tells the truth

Truthfully, the only true stories that will appear in any kind of magazine or a newsletter will be the LDDS newsletter 2007. So , keep an eye on the mag. It'll be in the your doorsteps faster then you can say 'Gauze'.

LeVasiz and our chinese roots

Happy loud ugly music, big head monsters and blinking lionesses, and red sucking up packs Chinese New year's second day we bid.

Other than the usual deaf/death incurring fireworks, this lunar new year has been pretty much everything other than spectacular.

now in good spirit of chinese new year, we'd like to share the band's chinese roots.

Leroy is full chinese.

Joel is half chinese

Marvin is quarter chinese

thomas and shahrul are, well, not chinese (heck, got the colors mixed up)

so we are in fact very attached to our chinese friends, rain and the sun. (stephanie and not January just in case you're thinking funny) crap.

well the point is, we wanna post a chinese song, and it'd be to awkward just posting it without a proper introduction.

post coming up tomorrow.CHINESE SONG

watch this space

Clouding into one galaXY

At this period of time or month, a lot has been happening and lots more will be happening. Its a month where everyone gathers around into one small coner and try to share their jokes and rants and a lot more. Some of us might be on the rise and some of us have dived to a bottom low. Some are getting the things that they have always wanted but some are still pondering on a life that is lead by nothing less than a piece of gauze. My Gauze!

Well, for most of us, its a period where all of us are still in a run for something or in a mindless bubble that's waiting for troubles to burst it open. For some of us, we might still be hoping, wishing, impossible things to happen to us, and for some we're still those group of people who still look back at what's been and gone,regreting on some of the choices that was made and never made. Maybe, we are losing some parts of us as our shadows are getting darker or maybe the 'rainbows' are finally showing their true colours. But luckily, there's still some boldness and baldness inside the humble homesides that we are in.

The world apparently is full of surprises and shocks , some might get the better of things and some might fall under the tidal waves. Its a real question of whether life is being fair to us ? For example, The Grammys has never had proper winners winning their awards. Coldplay and James Blunt left with nothing but the Dixie Chicks left with 5 .....whatever you call it. Even if we had won something, we'll still lose something in the end of the day, no matter who you are .Let's just hope everything's not lost , ya ? ..........and let's hope everything falls into the right places at the right times.

As you know , the month of february isn't just a month to sit and sleep in your room, It's a month to get yourself up and move around and shout whatever you want. It's a time when it isn't like it should be, you make it like it should be. Look at the blue skies and the green grasses and the crest and troughs of waves of the sea, see everything's in it's right place, then you'll know that it's a time to celebrate.The warning signs will alarm you with every heartbeat you feel. Yeah, there's every reason for us to celebrate, 'cause LeVasiz is gonna hit their 8000th hit in February, the botaks ruled once again, 2/5 th of levasiz and also some of their friends are celebrating their annivesary of birthdates in the month of February, Valentine's day is on the 14th of February, and also Chinese New Year. I'm sure Lim Dan and Lim Chong Wei will be giving us angpaus/ red packets when we visit their houses. NOT.
Since there's a lot more tomorrows and life's symphonies ahead of us, let's face the music together, and march till it's actually March.

Lastly, Le Vasiz would like to wish a happy valentines day to all the couples and for the lonely souls, you'll have such a nice time. And also a Happy Chinese New Year to all the people who are part of the second most populated race in Malaysia.
So , grab your coke , your oranges, chocolates and everything nice and head to a party nearby.



True files: The real meaning of MOE !



Well, everyone should know that MOE stands for the Ministry of enjoyment instead of the ministry of education. Have a coke! a bottomless one.(the one that 'll make you and me a diabetic patient)

If you're bored , go to www.wikicoldplay.com and if you're sick stop visiting blogs and do your logs(add. maths).


After knowing what we will be drinking during the celebrations, you should be informed on what we'll be doing too.We're soundaholics! We are the "i" in ipod .............



Ciao. Don't forget to tag . No white tags please coz we cant save you !
Happy Valentines Day from the bottom of our hearts ....

100-99 = ONE

Okay, the writing hand has return. This will be our first song that we've written since early january, that's like a century ago to us(laughs) , I guess we(levasiz) will never stop writing new material. Anyways , I( 1/5 th of levasiz) wrote this song coz I wrote it and I felt like writing it ,so I wrote it for I dont know what the hell it's for. It's something that i did in a space of 5 minutes or so. NOT. As i was sitting in my room trying to figure out the x and y's in my add maths , mod. maths and my ABC's , i sort of took a break, drank a cup of kopi o' and grab my guitar . After making a couple of strums and played around with some rifts , i finally found the right melody/symphony/tune for a well made Levasiz song. It came down fast and furious. As they say, it's his(story) after that. It was like a FLASH BANG that hit me and it took me to a FLASH BAX .....Boom.Then, all my memories came to play like a CD player playing back an old record. The words came falling into my head like the rain that came down during the floods and it got channeled into a piece of paper which i use to write the new song.It was just overflowing gently as everything was elemantary . My world turned upside down downside up inside out and finally fell to north and south ...pheuww....Shite! Well, I had a number of things that had inspired me to write a new song and they were.....


This piece of art . It became instrumental as the number in the middle is the backbone of the song.


'one' again! The manipulated variable in making the song .


I cant live without this, man! This is drugs to me. I usually drink nescafe(self-made) or call coffeebean to deliver their ice blended mocha right to my front door.Or sometimes , i'll just go to the kopitiam and have a cup or two. Lovely!
Hypothesis : No coffee, no new material

and not to forget.....


The guitar and the paper and the guitar pick. Basic needs in making a song.The fixed variables. A classic!!
Other materials and apparatus : pencil, eraser ,capo


Well, after all those crap, I guess i should lay down the song with it's lyrics. Here it goes...the product and the responding variable.

'Be As One'

I'm writing a line to life's symphony
but from all that I see, It's a whole different story
And the air that we breathe won't last forever
The life that we want comes when we are older

(comes when we are older)

Through the good and the bad times
We're gonna stay as one
From the daylight into the night
We're gonna be as one....

Sometimes we'll be, diving under
Wipe away your tears then see what's above us
Well, the movement we need is on our shoulders
And the life that we want comes when we are older

(comes when we are older)

Through the good and the bad times
We're gonna stay as one
From the daylight into the night
We're gonna be as one.... (chorus repeats)
We're gonna be as one...
be as one...

The song concludes here.


The End.
That's all folks.
LE VASIZ

Drumming Issues.

As all you would have surely known, the drummer for levasiz is Joel while the bassist is none other than Thomas. So we've been playing our instruments for a very long time now. Practicing hard everyday, dreaming to be the best in Taman Perling the world! All of us been trying to do so for about, 2 years now? For some of us, even longer! But as for Thomas, along the way he got tired of the bass. Kept trying but nothing happens! So he decided to try something new.

One of Thomas' biggest passion is to sing. Yeap. All kinds of genres! Rock, metal, country, jazz, you name it! He loves singing! Wanna hear him sing? Well all you have to do is to invite him to your house to take a bath. and you'll wish you had never let him step into your house. so Thomas and singing? ermm.. next!

So next on the list for him was.. the drums. Whoa. With Thomas' extremely creative mind, good hand coordination (want proof? just ask.), super stamina (he can play football for hours.), and super strength ! (whoa.. can never easily get a 101 on the punching machine in CS?), drums?? no problem. Walk in the park. Kacang putih. Sap sap sui!! So he thought..

So we decided, why not give him a chance? He may have some "hidden" talent within him. Joel could get embarrassed! Looked down upon! Kicked from the drums and unto the bass???

Well, we shall see bout that. Ladies and gentleman, Thomas' Drum Solo.

A005
Video sent by joelafc

he actually hit his own face during the recording of this video! nice. 22nd second.

well, ermmm, we were... awestruck? lost for words?? we were so "amazed" that we our jaws couldn't lift for a few seconds? well, we hope that you were too.

So we couldn't decide on whether to let him take over the drums for levasiz. We were totally lost for words! Obviously there's no some talent in him! So we decided to have a comparison between Joel and Thomas. To JUXTAPOSE. ( i love my English teacher. Even though she keeps insulting my IQ level. =.= you can't spin the pen dammit! opps. )

Here it is.

Well, lets just say, no changes were made to the band roster. Thomas is still on the bass and Joel on the drums. Thank God!!

Thomas, do what you do best man. the bass. You gotta stick to the status quo!!

LeVasiz

p/s: Sorry for the low quality videos. What can you expect from a 6230?!








It's okay Thomas. Try again next time?

Expiry Dates

Every thing comes with an expiry date.

phone credit
Milo Bar
Ramly Burger
Pros (as in ehem type) and Cons (as in PB type)
Battery
Student Card
McDonalds Kids Club Card (esp. for kids 15 and above)
Your Life
(ok, i'm nearly finishing)

and JOKES

come on, you know some jokes get lamer and lamer over time, and things that are kept overnight can turn basi.

So, we at levasiz.blogspot.com have found a few jokes which have developed viruses.
killer ones. you see only you can't stop laughing.
but we had to take them off. they were stagnating.
to readers no hard feelings,
To our Publicist sorry we put up stuff like that that affected LeVasiz's image, and even more so your reputation as being the best publicist in the world.

jokes which have passed their expiry dates have been highlighted i.e

THIS JOKE: EXPIRY DATE 31st Jan 2007

however, you can still view these posts..

in 20 years time, a machine that is able to beat the speed of light barrier will be invented. then you could go back in time (to understand more about this physics concept, visit www.msn.com and search for physics)

in 40 years time, a machine capable of travelling to parallel universes will be invented. then you can see how ugly you actually are in person and then ask that person to show you this blog (this concept's keyword for search : cockandbull)

in 60 years time, we'll be dead. then you can dig our coffins up and search for the will. our password and username is there (keyword: Everone Dies)

in 80 years time, we'll be in heaven, thinking why the hell we 're wasting our time writing this post


the point is, things Expire

i wish i was special

LeVasiz