Expiry Dates

Every thing comes with an expiry date.

phone credit
Milo Bar
Ramly Burger
Pros (as in ehem type) and Cons (as in PB type)
Battery
Student Card
McDonalds Kids Club Card (esp. for kids 15 and above)
Your Life
(ok, i'm nearly finishing)

and JOKES

come on, you know some jokes get lamer and lamer over time, and things that are kept overnight can turn basi.

So, we at levasiz.blogspot.com have found a few jokes which have developed viruses.
killer ones. you see only you can't stop laughing.
but we had to take them off. they were stagnating.
to readers no hard feelings,
To our Publicist sorry we put up stuff like that that affected LeVasiz's image, and even more so your reputation as being the best publicist in the world.

jokes which have passed their expiry dates have been highlighted i.e

THIS JOKE: EXPIRY DATE 31st Jan 2007

however, you can still view these posts..

in 20 years time, a machine that is able to beat the speed of light barrier will be invented. then you could go back in time (to understand more about this physics concept, visit www.msn.com and search for physics)

in 40 years time, a machine capable of travelling to parallel universes will be invented. then you can see how ugly you actually are in person and then ask that person to show you this blog (this concept's keyword for search : cockandbull)

in 60 years time, we'll be dead. then you can dig our coffins up and search for the will. our password and username is there (keyword: Everone Dies)

in 80 years time, we'll be in heaven, thinking why the hell we 're wasting our time writing this post


the point is, things Expire

i wish i was special

LeVasiz