Le' Beep beep

The picture's 3rd year Annnivessary.


You know, it used to be 5 guys 1 car and no driver. Now, things change, it's 3 cars, 1 aeroplane, 1 van, 4 drivers and 1 pilot now. Okay, maybe the pilot, aeroplane part is a bit untrue, but Thomas did fly a plane on his own (he has already registered 12 hours of plane-flying experience in his account). Now, of that, I'm pretty sure.



Pretty cool, huh ? I bet you didn't know that. Fact learned. Just hope he doesn't crash and ends up in a lost island with vinesh. That could be like , Nigthmare On Island Street or Survivor:Hormonesia or Lost 2( unseen scavangers) on the silver screen. Argh....Terrible. Nightmarish.



Besides thomas and his flight, the others are cool too except they're only lane rovers. Not as cool as boeings and airbuses(this is not some kind of bus sekolah or transit link or whatever link you know, It's a plane!) though . Nonetheless, it's still worth the drive depending on what drive your in. For example, screwdrivers aren't exactly good. They screw you. And getting screwed isn't really a joyous thing to experience, you know.




Moving on. Don't even get me started on the wheels, rides or automobiles(not a mobile phone-for the lags) driven. They're pretty amazing unlike those myvis, iswaras and wajas which are pretty lame and unglam. You see, over the years, we've traveled a lot (Nah. It's just school > cs > kolam air > tuition > perling>schools) and roamed many roads. So, an upgrade to our ride would do us just right, don't you think ? Fitting for a band of levasiz stature ? Can't decide on an answer ? Nevermind.


From an old mini, we had it pimped and the result of it......Oh boy.....







I present to you..... A Le' Vasiz special






The premiere of...........







Le' Mobile'






fuhh...too bad it could only fit twos. The band and friends are groups of fives and more. So, would have to do rounds or lap-sitting. Anything preferential to the passengers . Hormones beware.


A car of this beauty, could only be found on the blazing roads of PERLING CITY. What happens in perling, stays in perling. In this case, fast wheels, drag races, and burn-out style racing made its home in perling. Not your taman.



Is the road machine( refering to Le'mobile- Lamborghini murcielago dah..) faster than the speed of dark ?

Of course it is. The speed of dark is defined perfectly in the 'Les amourt st tous ses amis ' post. The cointoss, remember. If you know what I mean lar....







Next.







Let's check out the other rides of our friends . For a start, lets have a look on the villagers civillians of our beloved, Permas city-from 10000 BC-but-still- kampung in many ways.




Long before your time, since the days of genghis khan, right 'til today, in the southern province of Uzbekislim, permas people from all generations have been and are still using...





Oh, bare with me the old so kampungness...








This....





I don't know what you call this vehicle above, but I think it's called cow car or was it car cow.

Let me see, kereta lembu, so car cow it is.

Picture above shows a permas resident driving one. It's the only piece of public transport you could find there. I'm serious ! No taxi, no cabs, no buses, no Becas(that too) ! Nothing.




Pheuw....





Well, that's not too bad actually. Some of our friends.Cut. One of them still drives something so embarassing that when you lay your eyes upon, you'll get astimagtism. It's the least honourable thing you could ever drive for a 17, 18, 19 and so on..... Who am I talking about here ?


Alright, alright the guy I'm talking about is vinesh. I won't "lie" to you. I won't bring suspension into the story. Sorry dude/duddette/anywhich, we had to let it out, man/woman. Here it goes...






The Embarassing Vehicle....vinesh drives.

And the car above is called a 'PUKY TOY CAR' . Puky....doesn't that sound familiar. Oh yeah, it suits the personality of the driver pretty well, don't you think ? Just imagine if the car's name or series is called the 'ma'. Then, instead of hearing rich kids showing off their, let's say , ferrari Enzo for example, you'll be hearing dumwits going....erm.. something like...*coughs* 'puky ma'.

I wonder if vehicles like those need services. Anyways, thank goz, cars like these were not built with a gearbox and dashboard of numbers for him to read. It'll be better for him. You guys are aware about vinesh's 1+1 and 1+2's right ? Not too good.

Enough on cars. Great news, the KL DOTA NO LIFE gang are back. 2 weeks somemore. The gang's finally back in JB again. Seng Chye's able to resume his brotherly love with brian. Llyod's back to fill our omasums, abomasums and bladders. Nah, he's here to resurrect his life's nolife to gotlife again. Ko's back with more lamity and shootings than ever( No need for jokebook anymore. Get it Live from Ko). Chows and Chans will resume whatever they were doing the last time they were here. Conclusion : Lepak, will do, one day.

Too bad Jing's going back up. Happy belated B'day. He had a party in Singapore and later on in his house last night. A lot happened i heard . Anyways, beforehand, he gave us this as note :

PLEASE PREPARE TRANSPORT AND ACCOMODATION BEFOREHAND. FORGET ABOUT ASKING YOUR PARENTS TO PICK YOU UP, START THINKING OF WHERE TO CRASH. LOSERS/IDIOTS/10YEAROLDS/vineshs SAY: "SORRY, I GOTTA GO NOW, MY MOM JUST CALLED, SHE'S SCOLDING ME TO GO HOME" - NO RESPECT FOR YOU THEN.

I've started writing music again by the way. It's been long.
As musicians, Le Vasiz are composers themselves. Just like the Mozarts, Beethoveens and Tchaikovskys, Le Vasiz are somewhere in between there. You see they WERE music composers. But today, they're not. Even if they want to, they could not, you see.


Why, why ?.....look below. A Ko-duction.

What did Mozart do after he died ?

He deCOMPOSEd.(laughs in the background)

Next.










Here's the public apology part,



Everyone knows the stuff/rubbish/content I've written in the past entries and even in this one, about vinesh, have been funny but hurtful too. Here, I'll be making a public apology.I'll apologize(onerepublic) for the hurtful part but not the LOL, Lmao, laugh hysterically part. So, Sorry.

Anyways. The reason why vinesh is such a star in this blog is because he's the shooting board, the one that takes all the punches, the joke, the dark and much more unable-to-mention descriptions. You see, vinesh is and will always be , the gang's best friend.....

A picture apology. Look. Below's a picture of A man's best friend or pronouncingly, the gang's best friend.....Vinesh Nair.

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The common Emo pose, I present you....






Vinesh ???

Darn. I know this ain't vinesh but they're both similar in some ways, believe me. One's a DOG, the other's a DAWG. You throw a bone a mile away, they'll fetch it back for you. See ? But comparing this nice spotty little fella to vinesh would be an understatement. Surely. Our friend, Vinesh The dog, Zippy, deserves better, he does. He made nights out in Perling memmorable remember(only some would lar) ?

The Dawg thing does ring a bell, doesn't it ?

Right now, you could hear echoes of Randy Jackson from American Idol going,

" Dawg, dawg , what were you doing ?!! That was pitchy and for the most of it, boring, Dawg."

(vinesh joins AmericanIdol and made a terrible rendition of "Sorry seems to be the hardest word")

Vinesh replies to Randy's criticism in a characteristic manner of his, " Woof ! woof !"

April fool special. No hard feelings ?

Signing off.....Beep beep.

11:11 of quotes, pictures and sleep chants

Le Vasiz and friends. We have reached thus far, and from what I've seen, I'm personally dissapointed. On whatever the topic maybe, i'm truly confused as emoness has clouded my thinking ability. Emoness took my believe away and all I have is the blog.

Well, everyone needs to believe in something in order to succeed. So, to believe I will...


I believe i'll have another beer.......(good Lord, I still do believe).





He who laughs last didn't get it.







If 2 pictures could pain two thousand words, the pictures below would tell you this ;




E-M-O



Body language of emo people




sign language of emo people




Alright, I'll stop beating around the Amadika president(bush), E-M-O ain't really our thing, you see. No matter how hard we try, we still got an F for it. Very much like a bull going through an eye of a needle, we'll never succeed in doing so.



LeVasiz and friends. For the record, we ain't a group of those so-called, emo freaks(an exception for one who occasionally tries to time his emoperiod but eventually fails to. E.g. "I'm gonna emo for 10 minutes. Don't disturb me dah.."). The colony LeVasiz has and the principles we implement in this world of ours are joy very much what you could relate happy to, jokes and laughter. No matter what you add next to the L (whether it's -OL, -MAO, -H, -MFAO, -MHO, -aLa ), it steal leads us to the theme of joke and laughter. The same old hahahaha.


Maybe sometimes our humour may be a bit lame or a bit 'I kannot understank, so how ?' or probably just plain smart shooting. It's all in a days work depending on the people, the situation, the place or the mood we are in. Our jokes and teases come in many shapes, sizes, people and colours.



Over the years, we've had so many words said out in just the funniest way possible and also many, that could be best to describe our personality. Too many actually.

In here, there are a number of examples(not the exact quotes said out but they're close to the original).

Here's the appetiser,


"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."- Someone from etika.

Through the course of your stay in this blog, i'll let you in on some old pictures too. 'Over the years style..."

Nigel once said, 'Camgiggolos'. I don't know what happen next.....

" Everyone has photographic memmory. Sure can study one, force it lar... " says Ko in a aftermath exam session.

The other noob goes, (let's say someone like Chee for instant) " Can meh ?How lar ? Imnuhiauhjbhawakal(only god knows what language he spoke).......failed mah ".

Ko sighs and tells the rest, " Haih....some just don't have film one ".





"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings, " Le Vasiz on their more philosophical periods.




This is what you call ; a coffee and milk mixture picture.



The quotes are back, here it goes,


" Energy Bunny arrested, charged with Battery" - Somebody I forgot...


"You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark ? " - classic lame line.





Eating like we can. Posing-what the hell ?




Now, that's better. Everyone being themselves. Good times.

*note: observe where hujan's lying with or in between




What do you learnt when you've failed miserably ?

The lesson, my friend, is 'never try'.



The st.John 'thank you' speech :
" First, I would like to thank GAUZE. Yellow lotion. Acriflavine. Then, scissors. Triangular bandage. Elsastic tape. Crepe bandage. Iodine. Last but not least, I would also like to thank the ones that helped me the most, Cervical collar and stretcher. Thank you. Seriously, I do not deserve this award..aw...."



Want to make $$$$(big money) with your computer ? No risk ! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row. - something for the PCs



What is Syed Muzaphar's(the M'sian astronaut la) favourite key on the computer keyboard ?
I know. The SPACE bar.



There are only two things that are infinite in this world. Stupidity and the Universe. The former being harmful to the environment of course.

One of the lost examples I can still recall :

"Hello, I'm in Gong Badak, Terengganu. Erm.......Badak as in whale, you know. I repeat, gong as in gong and badak as in WHALE. You still dont understand meh ?"

The Moral days...

8 people(only) in the picture. Once you don't agree with me, astimagtism, you may have. No need for explaination why .


The way things were back then, the road to success was always under construction. Classic situations, of pure lameness, we always had.

" Dude, i'm feeling sick today, " said Seng Chye. " No, you're not. You're still Buddhist what, " replied KO.

Being unable to solve a question, Brian uttered, "Hey, shite. I don't know lah. I'm damn lag today ."
Marvin butts in and says, " Oh, I'm damn hand today ".




" Argh....I got an injury over here one. The Limb part," the agony some junior felt after he fell in training.
" How about your Wongs, Gohs and Chews ? " replied a senior who couldn't care less of the victim.


A junior pleads for mercy after being punished a 100-90 = ? push ups, " Permission to rise senior yang amat mulia tuanku. " Senior lingers around in such arrogance resembling a roman emperor and replies, "Get up ! I give you permission to......... kiss my ass." Junior chuckles abit and gets another 20 for it. Good for him, huh. That's why, who asked you to laugh ?

A trip to KL(from larkin JB) 2 years back. After about 10-minutes into the journey, the bus stops. Thomas gets up and politely asked the driver and a few passengers in the cutest way possible, "Are we there yet ?(refering to KL) "

Le' Fast food days....


Sorry, McD. We've never taken a picture with you.
Just to let you know, we were frequent visitors at ronald's and rarely, in colonel's.

The common trickery - The Dummy

Ko and Marvin in the most believable manner possible shouts,"Vinesh, look there. Behind. So.......euww." Vinesh fell for the trick and looks back in full enthusiasm. "Where dah ? I kannot see also, "answered the confused one. " You blind is it ?" Ko convincingly replied. Vinesh then, returned, only to find his pencil box gone. He questioned, " Where is it dah ? bwing it back!!! ". Ko and Marvin pulled their best act forwards and in a oscar-winning performance said, " Huh ? What you talking dah? " Due to the effects of being at the receiving ends of the dummy, vinesh emoed for the next 15 minutes of class, the end.





This is the first and last time I'll ever be posting a picture of this sort. Good times ? Of course. Embarassing ? An awful lot.






The Sheep - Sijo meets Sozin.

The berjaya days ended here. SPEC-St.John 2006.
My satire+n are tineas-g on my retina+k . Dislikes Aliens-b and satine-m.
We are bblreacs yrpeals fo C E.





Good kalis ,
We were planning to meet at school at 8 and leroy's not here yet. So, brian calls leroy, "Dude, where are you ? Everyone's here already. " Leroy who supposedly just woke up and is still at home replies," Oh. I'm on my way. I'm near danga bay already"


Brian always gets it.Haha.




Joel goes, " You owe me. 50 cents(sense), thomas." Thomas hits back, "Where can I find that many cents. I only got smell, hearing, eyesight, common sense, nonsense..............I can't find the other senses(cents) ? "



" When is SPM ? "

" I don't know, next year maybe"

"Haha.Lum puh puh lan."
- a conversation held 10 minutes before the start of the first SPM paper.





The photo album ends here. The White Album. End of the line. No more chapters. Close book. No more looking back . The walk through memmory lane ends here. Signing off. Face it, a change would do us good. More good than harm. And a change, I Will.

Up, up and away. A lame one. Don't have to tell me. I told myself that.













" Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. Only yours is stupid.Thank you. "
- η νοοτροπία της συμμορίας(levasiz) / 帮会的思路

Beewhyeeesquare.

Final Chapter. There was, now there isn't anymore.

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Le Vasiz and Friends : A Newer Beginning From The Old


With reference to the title above, it clearly states the backbone on what I'm going to write in this letter of mine today. Left, right, squad henti, look up and down. Look around and you'll find that half or most of what you had in the past 4 or 5 years in your life faded and gone just like rain(a symbolism of something you can't see anymore 'cause it brings darkness). You see, All things come to an end, and that's just the universal truth. But there is one thing in particular that has stayed with us since the start of it all, and that's friendship. Since the days of SPEC, up till the emergence of Le Vasiz , through the hardships of St.John and finally, the epic SPM, we all shared a special bond between each other . This unearthly bond has been the focal point in keeping us closer than ever before. And the longevity of it, no sign of ending just yet. Well, vinesh of course, shared a different side to the bond.




2. We had each other and probably others as well. The friends I had were much more of a team than any team could ever be form. There was never a question of going solo or having an 'I' going out the first place. There was always a 'we' or 'us' going out there.



Fly class, break a rule, sleep in class, misusing the den ? 'We' did and never was an 'I' in mind.( but most of the time we blame it on vinesh first, see what the consequences were and then only,confess as a group). Winning stuff, hampers, sijils, trophies and accolades ? It was always about the supporters. So, even if only 5 or 4 wins it big time, they would still owe it up to the rest. Right ?.... Again, 'we' not 'i'. Point proven. Togetherness.



So, here's a long list of the whole batch of 'we' from the above paragraph( A graph drawn by Nigel-Oxford dict. ) above.




Let's kickstart with........ Le' Vasiz.





After all, the title is about 'Le Vasiz and friends'





Le Vasiz


El' Classico. A picture only fitting for a band of our stature. The band itself consisting of me, Leroy, Joel, Thomas and Shahrul. The day we're right, strawberry jam we'll do again. Hopefully....








The next platoon of smart asses, SPEC(2005-2007)



SPEC 2007 (scrabble players of english champions)

As you're reading of this day, SPEC is officially dead. The blog and the club as well. The berjaya days are over. Goodbye, SPEC. No more quarter-to-three in the morning-mamak sessions, no more early morning street soccer, no more room scandals(thomas/vinesh and leroy/brian myspace scandal most notably) and no more stems. I really miss those. I still love the days when we used basic stems like 'SATIRE+N' in our daily conversations. A reminiscent old habit indeed . Fast forward, It's more cryptic(e.g. kino, cockcockeye) now, still nice, but not as fun as it used to be. My final words, anagram language was and will always be our trademark. We simply made it ours. No one understands why...






Next, St.John Ambulance Malaysia (EC) Division 1


Elaboration not needed.....you know who we are. 'ProUtilitateHominum'. Push ups, sit ups, kawad and first aid. Swept nationals. Ransacked den( 15 phone heist).You name it...

Who are we ? we are the best...who are we ? we are the champions lar...Who are we ? champions again lar....WHatblabalablaPain ?...conv....Who something fatigue?...Nair...Who needs water ?..pulau...What do we say ? oh my gauze...what do we do ? T.H.I.S(shite)....all for one...one for all....
Miss those days.



Here's the fun part, it's time we break complicated to simple. Groups to individuals. Skywalkers to Han solos. Superstars to superstar.
(Individuals are randomly arranged, not sorted out by any kind of ranking system)






Individual friend #1 - Para-para nigel



Nigel obviously fell asleep after a drinking session. Drunk enough, he had mistaken a bolster for a bottle or a blanket for a bottle..Both sounds para. It was vodka night alright, but what we did not tell him is that,we replaced vodka for sparkling juice. He still got drunk...haih.
Anyways, the paraness in him (which leads to an awful lot of embarrassing cum silly cum where-to-hide-my-face moments) is gratifying. Imagine having some friend like Nigel kicking a toilet door, with confidence his friend's in there, only to find some stranger innocently excreting his waste. Oh My Gauze....classic nigel.


















Individual no.2 - Kampung Boy


Don't they look the same ? One's from kampung, the other's from kampung Permas. Spotting the same hair-do(penan) too . The latter being fiction of course.

Kobe, Lim Dan, Lampard,hormones and etc etc. All names were thrown at him.Nonetheless, he still stood by his virtues, Hormonize whenever you can, whatever you can. He loves perling city a lot too. He said Permas is too uncivilised and too outdated. It's so kampung....He eats farm meats, grass rendangs, fresh cow milks, sungai permas soups, fruit dusuns and ladang veges almost everyday. Kampung boy said he wants something new. So, the rest of the pack suggested to him, perling's olives. He liked it eventually.*no pun intended.

Eh, Brian. You got sick face also ah ?(picture above). Damn sesat-ed wei....

Brian answers, ' Wad...? I got gamma la. This one hormones do one. You kannot do is it ? '



News strait times : Kampung permas is situated at the south side of KuanLim in the state of Kelanlim in the country of Uzbekislim. Confusing? Just visit permas lar....











Individual 3 : Jer-Ko


Ko , my partner in laming. He's the superior really. Joking around, we did. Shooting too, we did. Everyone misses him for his lame jokes and I'm sure he also misses everyone for making them laugh . JB's loss is KL's gain. And he learnt a musical instrument there too - The harmonica. He's getting good at it. Maybe, one day, we could do 'love me do' to accompany 'wonderwall' in our live in the den performance, yeah ?



A classic Ko line, " During the dark, no touch light, meh ?...Use coke light can, light also wad ?"

What's your favourite book ? Ko answers, " Warbook ".














Individuals 3+1=4 and 5-0=5 ; World travelers

Here's two of my friends that I'm proud of having. They may have their differences, but they do have one thing in common, both have traveled around the world. Simran's been to Liverpool, New Zealand, Thailand and India, where as Jing's been to Sydney, Thailand, Japan and just recently New York. One has been me football mate for years and has probably the most no. of A's that you could never imagine. And the other has always been there for a stay over(thanks for the hospitality) and statistically, has been to more concerts in 2 years than you could count with your toes(whoa...). So, world travelers, they are. Love simran's shirt though.....it's 2nd appearance on this blog. Dude, I miss futsal dah.....















Individuals 6 & 7 The TOADS

Lim Brothers Pvt. Ltd. : Seng chye and Lloyd Lim
Sergeant.Sissy and Lloyd Trump once had a life. Blame it on KL for what they've become now. For your expectations of them, don't be surprise to find them playing DOTA from sunset until sunrise. That's routine in Kampung Lumpur. Breakfast dota, Afternoon toads, evening dota, Nightime more Dota . That's all they do besides boy bonding(refer picture) of course.....Their night outs together are equivalent to a girl's slumber/pyjama party in Amedika. That bad....huh


Conclusion : No-life












PERLING TRILOGY


Individuals 8 & 9 : True blue perlings

Cheah 'sweating' Kuan Xu and Joel 'drummer boy' Matthew

True to perling from start to end. Being back from PLKN, he's never been stronger and sweatier. Forget that. Cheah, the guy who is infamously known for his 'face'(as shown above) is currently busy sweating it all out in sunway college. Guess what, I don't know Wai....


Right side of the picture, we have Joel "Mr. doom doom dab doob dab" Matthew. He's enjoying city life in neighbouring country, Singapore. Well, Joel truly believes the grasses are greener on the other side(Singapore). He told us a story. Life in Singapore is summarized by 'the parable of the dental appointment' he had he a few weeks back....

(Dentist checks on Joel, questions his braces aftermath.)
Joel : I eat candy everyday doctor. Is that good or bad ?
Dr.Robert(not his real name) : Err......NOOoooo. No good. Candy. Teeth decay.Bad breath.No teeth. No life.No good.
Joel : (pauses for sometime)....Ohh...but....I'm having EYE candy la..
Dr.Robert : ....Biang...(suffers severe lagness to the brain)


For your information, Joel gets eye candy the moment he exits his room everyday. Now, ain't that a kick in the head.Lucky fellow. Hah. Correct me if I'm wrong, Joel.










Individual Ten plus ten minus ten times ten minus nine tens =10



LeRoy LeVasiz Perling


The real star of the group. The chauffeur as well. Always there to drive you home, burnout style. Not. Fast and furious ?? fast and funny more. He hasn't change, which is a good thing. Still does the talking, sick smiling and all the oldnew stuff. Still does singing and performing, all the good. And still a perling of course. Once a perling, always a perling. And between win, draw and lose in the standings. He hates the draw, loves the other two.










Last but not least, the moment you've been waiting for :
THE COUPLE OF THE GROUP

















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Tadah.......














Move over brangelina. Here comes Thomanesha.






Vinesh(a) & Thomas

A love-hate relationship they are(vinesh love,thomas hate la.What else?). The two have gone a long way since the days of berjaya(the room scandal ala chua soi lek) up 'til the days of fairy tales(Shrek & Princess Fiona). Which one's a man and which is woman ? I don't know. Base on scientific Peka reports, vinesh was the bit unstraight and humpy and harry. So, it's your call !



Despite their varying differences, they both found love. Seperti pinang dibelah dua. This proves all you need is love to mend a relationship of some sorts.. And that's what they had.


Thomas. Flyer. Car crasher. Bassist. Bad boy(good boys finish last). Holy-roller. Rockstar. Flyer. Next time, he better fly me to France for free.

Vinesh. Cannot see. The joke. Elton john. Whacko Jacko. Shooting victim. Scapegoat. Kakak's man. Likes Kaka(ac milan). Boot-licker(sometimes good, most times bad). Dark(like chocolate). Cannot see also.


Vinesh has high IQ. Fact or fiction ? True or false ? Authentic or fake ? Valid or phoney? It's your call to make.


To rate vinesh's intelligence, observe the conversation below.


(vanish wanted kobe. YanChye wanted Kobe too. So, they settled their dispute the only manly way possible, with a cointoss)

Vanish : Oi ! By hook or by crook, I want Kobe dah. I like to CS (see-ass) kobe. So, here's the one buck coin .

YanChye : Okay, I take heads and you take tails. No changing ah....

Vanish :(shows pervy face) Fine with me dei. If I win, I get Kobe, right...dei(shakes head)?

Yan Chye :(grins broadly)....yalar....Heads I win, tails you lose dah. Okay ?

Vanish :Okay dah.....faster la toss the coin dah. My hormones cannot wait, I potong now...dah

(some random guy tosses the coin and it turned out to be 'TAILS')

YanChye : HAHAHAHa...LH(laughs hysterically). Tails dah! Tails you lose. I win dah. I win !

Vanish : (Pulls his chest hair in dissapointment) Shit. Sijo. Fug. Sozin. Kanina. Babi. no more HORMONEs......Now no more squarepants edy dah.

*Characters in this conversation are fictional for perception reasons.. For example, kobe is a fe-male's name. So, don't get over excited,yeah ?

If you don't get the conversation, read it all over again. It may cause you to suffer from ; lagness pneumonia. So, is vinesh a person with high IQ credibilities ?...It's your call.

Tips : Think positively of others especially OTU(decipher this the positive way, org tiada terlalu upaya maybe ?) patients. Nonetheless, it's still your call.







This is all the time I have today. Hope you reply my letter ASAI (as soon as impossible)and please keep writing. See you again sometime and may god bless. Goodbye.




'Til we meet again.









P.S. I don't know what to say.



















Yours sincerely,




Don't forget 'me'. I should've been sleeping like a log rather than being here? No ?. Well, It's been long. A bit draggy, a bit rubbish, a bit camwhore, too much bollocks . I know. Still, only one word to describe it ; Fantastic.
Marvin. LeVasiz. Signing off.....

Komm, gib mir...

Anagramming not needed, translation does.


Nevermind the title, it has nothing to do with the entry below.


Rewind back a few days. Back to 12th March 2008. We, LeVasiz and friends, spent the whole day reliving last year's normalities.


For a start, we gathered at Aachi Chettinad Curry House in Kolam Air or more famously known as Rajesh among the clique for breakfast just 2 hours before the results were out. Deja vu, it was. Occupying the longest table in the air conditioned room, we joked and we ate goodbad old mamak food.


Looking back......
Rajesh in history, was the most common eatery for us back then, during our school days. We ate there with an average of twice a week, almost. Why ? Tuitions, Closes to school and last but not least, we got sick of Laksa.




Here's some pics for your own satisfactory,

Eating classic roti


Everyone enjoying the shooting....hanging out with us is like attending a shooting seminar. We got all the guns. The shooting board as well(vinesh).



There, we ordered the same old nothing new stuff. You know ? Nes' ais(still a fave), teh o, teh ais, milo ais and whatever that is household mamakhold in a mamak.
We did try ordering something out of the usual but poor thing, it eventually came to a simple "takde" with a bit of shake to the head. What did we asked for ? Roti Tampal Goyang. Sounds fascinating enough, wait till you try it. It's nothing special, just simply goyangable.

Later, we made the walk to school. Yes, the walk. Not the drive. Between machines and legs, the machine has been more of a common in 2008. So, we chose too walk. Rather nostalgic.



Like the past, we walk the talk in kolam air. Creating havoc like we used to. Inviting glass-breaking car honks from every single direction out there.



See, with us on the road. Cars struggled to reverse. They even made a 2 laned road into 3(observe left side of the pic). It was a walk we talked into getting some cock at school later.


It rained,drizzled and shined



It was drizzling, bryant went sizzling. He sizzled so much, Koala and Sengapore stuck with him like glue. Held each other tightly to protect themselves from the rain. I'm not talking about the rain as in the liquid that falls from the sky, i'm referring to the one lurking behind.
Statements above might cause a certain lagness to your brain, so nevermind if you don't understand.
As conclusion, we learnt that rain encourages touchiness, closeness and builds a bond between people.
*all names(in bold,colour,italic) are fiction in order to protect their identity,pride and integrity.

Another aspect that needs to be addressed from the picture is vinesh. Look at the smirk on his face. He's having pleasure watching them 3, cant you see ? Joel asked him a question on what he was thinking, and he replied by saying it was eye pleasure for him , equivalent to watching ....prawn.... *ahem. Vinesh claimed he finally got to 'wash eyes'(translation to BM).
....But unfortunately moments later,Vinesh let the cat out the bag by accidentally shouting out 'Hormones' all of a sudden. Everyone stared at vinesh in disgust......cut......they laughed at him a hysterically. Call ambulance,please !



For more atrocious, need-parental-guidance, 18sx pics, view Jing's photo album in facebook....

Or you could look below...tadah...












Straight A'ss






Sometimes getting straight A'ss is not the easiest thing to do. Nor is it impossible. But if you're trying to hard, don't let it Be. When everything comes before you, don't C(see) it, touch it.




Nevermind about that, let's fast forward past Spm results. As you've heard on the papers or you may not, Simran got 12 straight A1's. And mind you, sin chew daily, his name's not Gurpreet nor did he take 13 subjects and scored 2 A2s. Getting a report of that sort should be precise, damn it. Anyway, here's a pic of the future hall of famer, Prabhsimran Singh. Get your names right, newspaper!! Leroy's in there too( did extremely well only for Bk to cause him) as well as the photographer, Jing, of all the pics in today's post.




Chinese reporter asked simran about something or was it anything,


So, Simran answered the reporter ingeniously by saying he was what he wore,( of course with the reporter's level of intelligence, he did not understand. So simran just showed him his shirt), My Girlfriend says,' I want you(referring to the shirt-wearer) to be more affectionate'. So now I've got 2 girlfriends." (as written in the shirt). Okay, it's not as bad as you think it is, it was a message actually meant in a metaphorical manner.


Take it in from this angle :

no.of girlfriends = 2

no. of A's = 12

no. of girlfriends = no. of A's. Get it ? no ?



Moving on,


We went straight to TGIF. An abbreviation which generally stands for Thank God I Farted.



Again, we ate big and drank bottomless coke. I liked the Coke, it was a miracle, that my cup was never empty. I raced the guys into finishing their drink the fastest, but my coke kept coming back for more. I tailed behind. So, i gave up.....Ate my burger instead( this time my plate went empty). thank gauze , it wasn't bottomless.


No pictures this time....only images...

There, Brian eating sabertoothtiger's meat from 10,000 BC. He was so hungry he ate the farm chickens as well from Kampung permas. So kampung.....He even gave them a name, buffalo wings sayap kerbau.

A KL production.....


Here, you could see Nigel falling for a trick played by Ko and the KL gang. Nigel saw no point to the trick, so did I. Still, it was pretty drama watching nigel panicked, while anticipating paraness, like his drink falling off, leading to pants getting wet and coked. That would be embarassing, wouldn't it ?. Despite his ability for unpredictable paraness, Nigel the coke survived and was not embarassed. Thank gauze.





From all dishes placed on the table, the only dish that went unfinished was the mouth-watering Sundae. Don't know why but I guess it was an issue on the name. We find it hard swallowing the fact that we are eating a sundae on a wednesday. It should be called wednesdae instead, don't you think ?

AND NOW A PICTURE OF THE FAMOUS SUNDAE(only) !!

If you think there's someone in the picture, you're wrong cause there's only something(which is the sundae) in the picture.

Well, press B 87(nightvision plus a lot of flash) if you really want to see that someone in the pic. Warning : You might not like what you see or cant see. It's something explicit and nightmarish. E.g boogeyman, orang minyak.

Right after TGIF, some left for KL and the majority of us went to City Plaza. Played there.........the end. Shall not continue.....

........The original gang gathering ended there anyway. Overall, we had a high day just like we used to occasionally. With NS , KL , SG, and JB people grouping up to form a formidable line up once again, for probably the last visit ever together as a segerombolan to school territory. Guess it's goodbye EC.(not to be confused with election comittee)

A day of pure......

"Good harmonisation comes better hormonisation.... " LeVasiz and friends.

Time timed itself

What a relieve ?





It's been a month since I did anything here.





It's a must for an entry. Back form Plkn.


What did i learned there ? Well, 'God, save the queen' and 'majulah Singapura'.




Hah. Of course not. Back there , I learned that PLKN is actually 'Program Kannot Lagging Negara'. Seriously, that's what it's all about. See what happens when you lagged and don't buck up, you lose 5 . You'll lose your ph value as well.






Not.










Okay,back to current topics. Manchester United thrashed arsenal 4-0, Chelsea are big losers, BN won again but in an unconvincing matter, the lost are still not found and SpM's coming out on the 12th.





Shall not touch any of the above today. Least not today.








Let's talk about food . Food's a good topic. So , food it will be.

And the best of them all are the famous Joel Drumsticks.Mmmmm......delicious. (pictures could be viewed from the last post)
Shame on you if you've never heard of them. Shame on us, if we've never told you.





Snough said. let's talk about its origins.



Where do Joel's drumsticks come from ? How is it spectacularly made to its fine body ?

Well, drumsticks are made, moulded and spiced up by this lovely object here. A specially made model by Einstein himself. Every single part was closely built to perfection. Still, the first of its kind and the last.......



The vasizeldrums. Lame name, nevermind.











Very much the greatest thing ever engineered by human. It's main structure's made of cymbals, kuali, cups, bowls, pales, buckets and chilies or tomatoes for its flavour(noticed the red ? )




Now you may ask a question. Where could i see/get one ?


That's easy.



Right, the only place where you can find this creature is at the back kitchens of......

McDoonelt , I'd sozin it. Where eating meets stu-bit.

So go to your nearest mcd and order yourself joel's famous drumsticks. Comes in sizes depending on your liking/beating. 8-beat, 16-bit, little-bit, rab-bit,hab-bit.....also can

*guitars bass and keyboards not provided