Tabloids! Read all about it !

For the past few days on the news(BBC, CNN and the list goes on...) Le Vasiz have been seeing a lot of rubbish lately. The tabloid idiots had finally came to a point that they're brains can no longer find better things to cock up about. And because of their low IQ, they sort of pin-pointed/arrowed levasiz during the holidays. In my well paid opinion, they should have stormed more about things like which one is better, muses or fall outs ? I'm supporting the brit-ish instead of the rubb-ish. and also more about the ever-boring politiks and exo-politics. Why must it always rain on us ?

Well , down here are few of the things that came out in the news....

RUMOUR #1

LeVasiz suffering from a rush of red to the head.

This was proobably the most astonishing of all rumours just because they wrote about levasiz being involve in a serious accident playing with fireworks(pics were kept under wraps). To inform you people, this is complete shite. The people who came out with this must be completely mad, they probably sat on their table thinking of something to write saying "... @%#$ ! this is my 100th orange today and i still cant dig out somethin' from my little head,how am i suppose to get my angpows from my boss?... " They were suffering from a serious kind of illness. If you look in your new old dusty clean medic book and look into the 'S' area of the dictionary , you'll eventually figure out the condition the writer had suffered. He, in the most logical thinking, likely sufffered from a disease named the SARS syndrome(Sick And Rationally Stupid syndrome). Anyway, we knew it was all for entertaintment and it was all just for laughs. So, no harm done.

RUMOUR # 2

Dark Secrets

Firstly , to those who say that the truth is out there. You're WRONG. The truth is always in here. After getting that out, I should carry on now.
On the 18th of July 2007 , there was an article on LeVasiz's darkest secret . And the secret that the tabloids claim to have known is that Levasiz likes to jam their music in the dark. Whoa..how amazing? NOT...well , as much as we would love to play with the lights out , the whole thing is nowhere near,not even a picometer near to the word true ! Imagine if we were to play with the lights off, Leroy couldnt read his lyrics, Sharul couldn't refer to the chordbook, Thomas couldn't on the amps, Joel wouldnt know if he was holding up his drumsticks or his chopsticks and Marvin wouldnt know where to find his guitar pick.
So, you can say all of this are complete bollocks! They are supermassive a$$holes...oops!(zips mouth ) am i allowed to say this word here ? No ? Sorry.

Here are the pics that were posted in the papers fer rumour #2



Come on! Everyone knows the picture was a photoshoot session promotional picture for some gig we had.


Well this is a real phoney if you ask me. Coz that isn't joel in there. Maybe for the tabloids their motto was something like, " If there's a WILL , there's a picture". D'ya know what i mean ?

The list of rumours goes on till rumour#(gauze knows what number) with some that were quite pleasing to hear like levasiz saving a life and levasiz donating their angpows to the freeusfrompain foundation. How sweet. How we wish that was true.
As i scroll down the rumours list, it all comes to one conclusion.It's Fake. Every single of it is fake , pirated, fiction, phoney or whatever you wanna call it.

Finally, everything ends here.


ANOTHER PHONY TALE BY LEVASIZ ! (laughs)
Moral of the story : Fiction tells the truth

Truthfully, the only true stories that will appear in any kind of magazine or a newsletter will be the LDDS newsletter 2007. So , keep an eye on the mag. It'll be in the your doorsteps faster then you can say 'Gauze'.