Fill in the title for me...

Festival Of Arts

Venue : Spastic Hall-Home of the fantastics(we like to emphasise on our lameness)

Time : From the minute you wake up 'til the last minute of FOA

4th of August 2007

Make yourself free....and be there...

Further information about FOA will be continued......

Immediately...

By now, you guys should know that this year's FOA is the last of the last.


So please be there.......


Or else...........


Terrible things will come upon you :
- a twisted tail
- a thousand eyes
- a dome that traps you forever
- EPA.....EPA......EPA.......FOA
- And not to forget....Spiderpig who'll be there to haunt your minds.

As prophecise by......


" I was born to lead , not to read "


Note : We , Levasiz , are not lame people and that's final. Maybe you guys are suffering from a perception problem. So, I suggest you better head off to your nearest clinic , please ! and get a check-up. Who knows , you might need a dose of arcane. Do some saponification to youself.

Go to http://www.sistic.com/ for your FOA tickets. Strikethrough this line.

The Black Ribbon
MakeTradeFair
MakeFoaHistory MakePovertyHistory

Im'agine

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...


Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

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Well those were words from one of the greatest song writersof all time I should say. He was dreamer but he was not the only one. He was part of the renaissance movement that started a whole new revolution of activist , fast thinking people(unlike vinesh who's obviously as slag as none of us could be) and highly intellectual people who'd focused on the brighter side on future and arts. Actually , he was more of a peace person and one of the greatest humanitarian of our lifetime.


So,who wrote this ??


Leonardo Da Vinci? Michaelangelo ? Rafphael ? Petrach Machiavelli ?


Well, the answer is bloody 'none of them above' damnit. If you fig-ging still don't know who it is, then, you must have live your life under a coconut shell.




Enough of the gibberish stuff above. let's go straight to the point .

today's entry has a relation to the word 'imagine'. Let's begin. If imagining a world without heaven is easy to do , then you're about to anticipate bigger , harder things to imagine. This time it's worst . Not even the most sinful, atrocious acts could outdo the following acts you're about to know.




Let's all have a look at FOA ......



Now , let's look at the setlist this year. Dances, solo acts, sketches, comedies and ...........




NO BANDS!!!!!


Gauze....


Imagine FOA without bands...........

I wonder if you can ?

So, now you know. At this point, we're inches away from pressing the red 'emergency' button.
A lot of changes will be brought up to this year's FOA but ....Look, there's never been a Festival Of Arts without the battle of the bands being the headline of the show. Maybe, there'll be now if everything goes nothing according to plan......And that's why we need to work something out together , seperti pepatah melayu,' bagai aur dengan tebing' to salvage what's left of FOA's soul. Don't let it slide away....

Well, according to scientific terms, the hypothesis is and has always been No rock bands , No FOA and no FOA if there's no bands. Besides the hypothesis given, we could also relate to our linear graphs and conclude that, the number of bands is directly proportional to the number of people coming for FOA. So if our x-value is 0 , then our y-value should also be zero. Get It!


Even LeVasiz themselves held such memmorable days doing perfomances during FOA . Heck. Even in their first ever FOA battle-of-the bands , out of the other 11 bands , Le vasiz had manage to achieve a respectable 3rd placing , loosing only to 2 other bands who were 2 to 3 years more senior than them.

And that's why we need to pull all our strings out and try to get more bands into the event. Don't care if they sound like your pet-frog singing, but as long as they sing in engrish. Bollocks, strikethrough that line cause I want quality bands that are immense with high potential energy.

So, come 4th of August , let's hope they'll be bands for you and me to lay our eyes and ears upon. *crosses fingers.




By the way, I think the LDDS should come up with their own 'awareness ribbon'......to save FOA

Forget red for AIDS or the pink ribbon for Breast cancer, here's the all-new BLACK RIBBON for FOA...

See. Even our own smiley doesn't look to happy!...boo-hoo

Happy Belated B'day to band manager / Ldds president...

Carcinorma

The Title above has no relation to the post below. It's just there.



Well, sorry for the long awaited update .





Now for the SSI thingy.

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Not this time I'm afraid. I know ; Again.
The vids are still in the cam and not out in YouTube yet . Sorry for the wait.
Alarm me ! coz i'll be taking it fast, then taking it slow.


But hey, I'm gonna update this 14000-plus hit blog anyways. Strikethrough.



So, in this very post. i'm going to write about........





Tension.........



tension ? yes. tension. The single thing in some cases, that always seems to be the main cause in the make or break period of a band.



To me(speaking on other behalfs) , tension, is one aspect of the jamming process that i'll never get used to. Tension is an inherent part of being in a band/squad/team/class. Without tension,there's no focus. without focus, the work becomes shaddy and ineffectual. Tension means people actually give a shit ! i mean shite....



For example, if you place four to five people in a room , working on something they are all passionately about, a thing called friction, is inevitable. What is remarkable is that this friction very rarely ingnites into flame. And when it does, something great will be at the receiving ends . In no time , you'll see the melodies cum symphonies driving the winding roads of ecstacy, the lyrics sailing on a crusade down the seven seas and songs leading you to places where nobody knows. That's Le Vasiz.



Quote for thought :

It feels a lot better to check the map and know which direction you're headed and how far you've got to go rather than wander around aimlessly and hope for the best.

Here's to all bloggers ...... A day in a life !

Thank You.

Blimey , LeVasiz has bloody 14000 hits in the space of 12 months !

An update for the SSI thingy.............



Maybe not now.

Maybe, I'll leave a short note here instead.
On the band's point of view, we did what we did and that's all there is to it. We played the songs, we brought the emo back and nothing else matters.
By the way , the title of the new song is 'ColdMay' , not 'call me'.



First of all , a million thanks to LeVasiz . Let's thank ourselves.
And Joel, 'til now, I can still hear screams of , " Hey, mana drum solo ? " coming from the back of my mind. The whole LiveEarth were waiting for it but it never came.

Well, congrats to the band that actually won the bloody thing, the 1000$ you guys won.Although I don't know how but bravo.Well done, to the others too.......Shite! I hate eating hotCrossbuns'


Not to forget , a very well thank you to those who came to watch us . Thank you ,vinesh....Eh ,were you there? Nevermind, thank you for your support ; all of you. You chose to watch Le Vasiz instead of dreamy sleeps; good choice. Strikethrough the last sentence.





I'll talk more aboout the SSI botb soon. Videos and pics , coming soon. They'll be here faster then you can say L-E-V-A-S-I-Z ! Gonna Fly now...














The only reason why I'm not writing more is because of this :

From 'Square one' to 'The Scientist' to "Fix You". It's happening all over again.not.


52 weeks. Oh, take me back to the start.....

When wheels stop turning...

We're done...


This could be the last of all that's left....


nothing's right !


Come this Saturday , On 7.7.07 at 7.00am in Tropical Inn- SSI botb.


LeVasiz will be carrying out their last ever hurrah on stage.

One last time in counting their demons

and chasing them all away..


The end of the line after a 3 year long endeavour.


The end of the last day from the top of the first page


The last chapter of their own self-titled novel.


If 3 years ago, things started out with 'A' , this coming saturday , things would certainly be at 'Z'.


At near ends of finishing a book......


So......

This coming Saturday,

we could'nt be bothered by anything else, other than giving it all we got.

No flagging period could stop our tracks.

Not even the hottest sun could stop us, sure enough not even the darkest night could deprived us from our last roar on stage.

even LiveEarth won't be world-concious enough to overshadow 'The Day I'm Right'.

And even the heaviest rain could not make us shiver 'til we're cold enough. Not as cold as coldplay coldmay that is..


Though we might be a man down this saturday , we'll still be there , Standing next to you. We'll be there, injecting you with the arcane needed, even though we might never be good enough.

We were four when we first did it, and we'll be four for the last of it.


Why ? Well, All i know is that i don't know.


' Give me one , coz one is best '-Chris M.....
This picture could have been nicer if we had something to hold on to.





We'll end things with a bang . A fading supernova.





It feels a lot better to check the map and know which direction you're headed and how far you've got to go rather than wander around aimlessly and hope for the best...


The last leg of our fufp tour. Will you be getting high ?

The 27th

i suppose, there are certain things in life we have to keep shut to ourselves.

and private.

this simply can't be a depiction of a bithc because its a male.

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be conscious of your surroundings, the flying footballs might be anywhere

meet the flying footballs (i think i'm referring to the bald ones)

with the tagline

first part of post has no relation to second part of pot in any way whatsoever, just in case you're as lag as me after all that flying. jet lag. DARN, we could have went to watch JET.

Ministry Of Education (MOE) sucks

A message

In today's entry , here's something new...

If you can't see the words. Wear higher powered lenses, ya ? Concave lens, maybe?

Look, observe the pic. Everything's in it, you see . I wrote the post, in the picture. Don't get it ? Well, to make things Malaysianish, it's something similar to those coffee packs you see in your mamak stalls, where they prominently show off the 2 in 1 and 3 in 1 packs they use for making ur kopi 0'. It's the same with the pic above .
(post)(picture)= ?......
I haven't seen anyone doing it . So, there it goes.


We might revert to this type of blogging in the future ! Write on paper(test pad) . Then paste it on blog.


If we're lazy la.....


Btw, this is an emo post.


EmotionallyMarvinOriented post..


Emo right ?

how the system works

did lifehouse think when they named their song blind, did coldplay think when they called it yellow, did we think when we called it the day i'm right

for every action, there's an equal an opposite reaction, for every tale, there's a head, for every dream, someone else has a nightmare

can we blame the tv for our social ills, can we blame the gullible girl who emoed at 12.30 AM at a secluded lake even more ulu then permas and got raped, can we blame the sun for the neglect of the moon.

we write stories in life.

chapter

after chapter

like a book. a dictionary more precisely. where definitively, there can only be 26 chapters to it. it starts with the A and ends with the Z

you flip through it blindly, going through the endless words that make up this dictionary. the jargon confuses, their insignificance to you makes you worry.

Do you tell yourself to consume these words? What are the chances of you ever needing words like serendipity or moira.

assuming you do, you play the mental game, the torture, the abuse.

you push it through treating each alphabet as a learning oppurtunity.

The A, the B the C, like a child taking his first foray into life, you discover His faults, you appreciate them, you dicover Her beauty, you're overwhelmed.

you persevere through difficult times. the D, the F and the G. they give you a hard time, and you hit rock bottom, halfway to giving up, looking at what's further ahead.

Then the great 'I', emerges. you're blinded by self dignity. I want to understand. I want to be proud. I want to stand next to you. you say the I do's, you say the I am's. You say the I will's.

then you move along. J comes the jokes, and K comes Ko, and L comes Lame. You've hit the high. just like Ko and his Lame Jokes. you realise your Journey. you Know you've found it. You know she's the one you Love

Then you past the halfway mark, M, and the only thing that matters to you is finishing it. you can't turn it around, you've past the point of no return. there's no turning M upside down.

you're happy. all you've got to do now is keep the consistency. keeps things happy. it goes smooth, reminding yourself that you embarked on it in the first place, you stuck your foot into it, you're comitted to your cause.

and then.

comes the end. you find no more inspiration. you think that all is lost. you feel neglected by your own choices. You feel the demons outnumbering you. you think that it would have been better, better if you didn't write those first few chapters in your life.

you're confident you've reached the end of the journey. you see the way out. you jump for it in a split second. you're determined to end it, determined to run out the wide door. you breeze past the words, overlooking the details. you smell it approaching, you tell yourself "finally, an end to this journey, my way out of this. after all, who would ever agree to me reading an entire dictionary". The dictionary warns you to tread with caution, give it more time, don't just skim through.

You finally flip to the first page of the next chapter, expecting to find the back cover of the dictionary.

You're shocked. you see the R, written in bold. you see the word RABBIT, gleaming at you, helplessly. You turn back a page. you can't believe your eyes. all this while, you thought you were going to end it. you thought that it was over. and you realise.

all you did in the previous chapter of your life, was Quit.

there are times we all see it like a book. we tend to take the shortest chapters in life and think of it as the end. and you know very well, those last few chapters, X Y Z, are the shortest in life, but fail to look at it this way. Q, is short too. you think its over, but the dictionary goes on even further.

We have hit this Q before. all of us. last year, this year, Now.

The dictionary can teach us words, expand our potential, make us proud of what we know.

But lets not forget its main purpose.

The purpose of the dictionary.

To Teach Us The Meaning Of Life.

for the record, i am feeling what you think i'm feeling, albeit i'm not sitting by a lake. that's for sure.

Imbecilesque

Le Vasiz caught in a road ACCident !!!!!


Call the ambulance 1-3-0-0-0-plus-H-I-T-S !!!!




Yes. Do it. Nah. Stop. Don't call.
In a certain romance, LeVasiz hooked up on a date with an accident, Ms. Road Car-Crash. Yeah, that's the one. Exactly like the ones you see in games today. E.g. 'Need For Speed' , 'Burnout', 'Initial D' and 'Daytona'.



How ? Why ? Who ? Where ? Really, ah ?....



Well,here's the story , morning glory .....


29th February 2007....


Gee, it all started from a place called Hard Rock Cafe. As usual Levasiz and the rest of the guys of spec were partying , getting high and enjoying the all around environment of ang mohs and walls that are covered with rock legends of old. Even the house band was great . We experienced rockstar atmosphere and got ourselves smelling like cigarettes after hours in the cafe.




By 11 plus pm, it was time to go. The fairy godmother wouldn't let us stay any longer. We soon began to hit the roads. Then , even after heavy drinking of Coke and Booze(does root beer count ? ) , we unanymously chose to drive back to our hotel. It was all coldplay-esque music turned on in the car stereo as 8 people were squeezing in the back and front seat of the mini-sized car. ' The Day I'm Right' played on 123.4 fm and everyone sang a long like it was the national anthem playing. Simultaneously , everyone couldn't care less about the driving whether it was reckless or not. It was reckless la...




Little did we know , that moments later, we would end up being in the receiving end of a tragic accident in the streets of Belibliss Boulevard(actual name was jalan Badak whale) . Thomas was on the wheel(he won the daytona round earlier ) on our ride. We were driving flawlessly in high speed accompanied by the momentous music played by coldplay when suddenly, like a supernova explosion , KaBooom, Thomas loses control. The car then spun 360 degrees twice before it drifted out to the side of the road till it met with the side railings of Belibliss Boulevard . We were terrified because we crash but somehow deep inside of us, we were sinfully happy as well. Why ? Well, just say we destroyed public permas property and manage to crash like Schumacher(woohoo...). Dont play play - like F1 u know.




The Place of Tragedy. The policeman ran out of yellow lines , so, they borrowed a sticker from us to mark the site of accident.


Oh...oh.....we're in TROUBlE.


From the mistakes we made, we were almost certain to face the consequences,



This time, the effects were much worse compared to punishments we had for getting caught for baring good,long-styled hairs in school ,



This time.........Things shifted to a scenario of suffocating injuries.



2/5 of LeVasiz and a friend suffered from spine-tingling and bone-breaking injuries ! The sacrum part ! Erm.....almost lar.



But it was still serious ! We had to be collared like 'woof-woofs' for a couple of months.
Soon, A new trend is born.



Leroy on the cervical collar ! People mourned, cried and screamed 'Argghhh.......Why ?'


Two jokers joined him in the bandwagon of fashion-collars ! They were severely injured too, you know ? But this time, people laughed , "hahahahahaha...lol...Good joke! Good one !very lame..", instead of showing pityness . They must have thought this was another joke !



Well, thank Goz for the 5 botaks and sgt.ah seng's lonely hearts club. They manage to rescue us and rush us to the stjohhhhnnn ambulance Den for treatment .Well , all they did was CPR even though we had circulation and breathing. Goz..........Enough of the injured guys, the rest were all safe and sound. Brian was happy to be in belibliss-he went for embracement!, Nigel ended up in blogosphere's hard rock, Jing teleported to save the world, Joel saved the cheerleader and did a 790, Shahrul got band-ned, Thomas tried to be a hero but turned out to be an example for an old inggerish saying, ' like a rat fixing a pumpkin' and the rest were swearing the fug and sozin out from their mouths, releasing their anger.



The dudes that got high and dry...

A potential scandal pic. look at where vinesh is lying . with who,huh ?




Well , as long as we're still alive, that'll do......... that thing we do !






A sick cycle carousel. The same old story. It never changes.



Fly > Daytona > Crash > Sozin > Satire > Stjohn > Sleep > Save > Balls > One Line > LeVasiz > Pain > Freed from pain.

Lesson to be learnt/Moral of the story/ Message to the society :

Don't Sing and Drive. Just Drink it.

The rape cases should stop ! I dont mind if kemalangan jalan rayas increases.

New Amsterdam

"Some of my favourite restaurants in the past had closed down simply because business wasn't good enough. " - As quoted by somebody.



Well, I can risk my life on one turn of pitch-and-toss and bet with ya that you'll never hear us, Levasiz, uttering these particular quote ever . Never , i say.


Why ?


It's because McDonalds has always been our favourite . Not exactly our favourite , but without a doubt it's our favourite Fast-Food restaurant.It'll never go bankrupt or anything like that. Not in a million years.
I'd Sozin it. A LeVasiz/SPEC trademark.

Why do we love McDonald's so much ?


Aren't we sick of eating the same piece of McShit everytime ?


Mmmm.....hungrily Yes and burgerly No.


For the record , McD is the cheapest place where you can get 10 large cups of COKE worth for the price of one. Aren't you aware ?....This is why we love them so much. Their Coke's are bottomless.


Another would be....the free fries factor and the McD Kid's card for overgrown kids. It's like a routine, everytime we're at a McD outlet , the McDonald's Kids Card will certainly pop out from our wallets without fail. And by using the Kid's card , you can either get free fries or a free ice-cream for a purchase of more than RM3.00 . Well , what we normally do with the card is bringing it to the reusing ,recycling and the cheapmoves process.We'll use it to it's maximum extent.. . One guy brings the card , gets free fries, then, the next 4 guys will be getting the same deal as well. Note : with only the usage of only one McD kid's card.

We like the happy meals as well , normally when vinesh follows us, he'll be getting one of those. Curently, vinesh has and owns all plushy shrek pillows.he has a whole store room full of toys from McD. How jeeaywhy-ish of him ....

Fun facts : LeVasiz has been havng their tea-time breaks there for the past few jamming sessions. Without fail, two out of five will be having burgers , one will be having McFlurry and the rest will dig in on the fries.



Well , as conclusion If you dont love them , we will and if we don't , you will. From that staement itself you'll know that McD will never close down . Unless........unless..............Ronald McDonald chooses to retire and stops from having people lean, lay, sit and share their tiredness with. He can't be your pillow the whole time, you know ? He needs to work as well ; as a smiling statue of course.

Sometimes you can't rest it on your own. Seek and you will find, Sit and you will sleep.

Everyone loves the red boots and red-afro hairdo. They're better than Phua chu Kang's .

Yes, ronald. We know you're tops ! we're lovin it too.

I'm lovin it.

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

Before I move on with today's post proper, I would first like to congratulate myself and the rest of the LeVasiz crew for finally finishing our MORAL project. We did it, Man !
"Saya sedar atas beberapa kesalahan yang dilakukan . Terdapat perubahan sikap pada diri saya. Saya insaf dan tidak lagi akan akan membuang tin Coke di merata-rata tempat. Akhir sekali, saya akan mengambil iktibar dan akan cuba meluangkan masa untuk blogmengulang kaji pelajaran. " - Moral project


Right , that's done . Moving on.

By browsing through the archives section, and a lot of tracing back, you can all see that this blog is a kilometer away from it's one year birthday/annivessary. To be exact , the blog was born on 14th July 2006.
Before it reaches that 14th July, I would certainly hope the bog reaches a target of 13000 hits !
I am boasting, .....I know ! But you can't deny that our hits are really HITS.

So, I was thinking . What could LeVasiz do to celebrate in conjunction with the blog's one-year-old birthday ?

We certainly would like to do something else other than the forceful studying or the room-rotting sessions at home.....that would certainly bore the ocassion.

To start the party off, we could be doing this by July 14 ....................


Play scrabble ???...........Celebrate with our brudder's, the SPEC-ians maybe ?

It would be nice you know . Great, we could have a LEVASIZ-SPEC scrabble open !




A LeVasiz-esque high-on-entertainment scrabble match .


A skema boring spec scrabble match.

Even brian(spec) might end up all green in envy when he watches a LeVasiz match.

Or we could do what we do best , play in the dark again ! Woohoo....



Our forte.....

Playing in the dark brings the dark force inside us ! Cheers for Darth Vader.

We play in black too. With no lights and black attire, we could finally play something from BLACKholes and revelations....



Nebermind , forget that , the next option would be to......




Party in the all famous HARD ROCK cafe !


Twist and shout from midnight to the wee hours. Wooo..

And we'll be having their :

Legendary 10 oz burger(no pics though)

Amazing rock atmosphere.

Coke and Booze and booze and booze and booze and somemore booze and did I mention, Booze.

Where were you while we were getting high ?

As my guitar gently weeps on their wonderwall . Whoa ...i'm a legend. Not.


Situated in KL . Need I be more specific ? Live.Love.Rock.

We could do that ....or.....

.....Or we could jump on the bandwagon of musicians who live to play in festivals and events like the LiveEarth concert happening on 7.7.07

We're gonna play for the young , ill, lost, disabled , homeless and also poverty.

A novel cut short, we'll play for charity. Refer FUFP.

How sweet, huh ?.....part of our kerja amal. Oxfam.com.

Then, maybe later on we could all act like 6 year old kids and go play play !



Look ! Here we are, happily playing with Confettti ......Next, could be the strawberry fields.

'lolxx' Laugh out loud.




Besides all that nonsnse, we could attemp a new thing, take the road less taken. We could give it a try on a piano-based song to add into our song repertoire.
We might even try the bagpipe and wear skirts . But not kilts.



Roll over Beethoven. You won't be Bach ! 'Coz I'll be Chopin.

How about cam-whoring ? We could take a shot on this 21st century art(To be labeled as Idle art)-Dont ask me why ? Picture perfects will turn to picture defects.

Eat your heart out , cam-whores(Lalalas) !






Last but not least ,




We could all watch heroes and try to stop the exploding man from exploding and the exploding stinkbomb stinking too . One comes with nuclear and radioactive chemicals and the other comes with stink and radioactive smells...

Well, maybe Not ! We might end up being in the receiving . We'll explode ! A supernova...

Arghhhh......ewefblhdfahzfugljilnlhyjkyrpsmjltsrjmts! Kaboom.










Now , I should rephrase the title , " O BLoody, Oblabla.....Blog goes on ! "

Nanananana....Hey June

Outro from past post .....

We haven't been posting any pictures lately. Why ?

Let me tell you why.

It's because the papparazzi ain't following us anymore. Get it.

Okay we're I'm LAME.


Now , let 's all turn the clock's father hand anti-clockwise back to where we came and then , back to the future . Twisted and bended . Well.... Let's all imagine.


What if LeVasiz had an album ?...................


Ponder....Ponder.....


turn on your ponderwall.


What do you think would've been our album title if we had one? This tile? That title ?

Well, All I know Is That I don't Know. But what I do know is that, we had a meeting on this. And like all meetings, it was unproductive as usual. We just couldn't decide and make our mind up .

But.....


Here's a few of the suggestions that came about. Go on . Take a peep .

• Amoretisation- was the first thing that popped out from the back of our minds.
• Free Us From Pain - would have been cool , wouldn't it ?
• Physics and Physique - Einstein suggested this!
• Le' Vasiz - A self titled album would have been boring.
• " A title from a song we had written "
• Perling Mall - to Ulu sounding.
• Levi's LeVasiz- our favourite pair of jeans

Now , for the ones after hours of brianstorming brainstorming.

• A Crush of Mud to the Head
• What's The Pain, Midnight Arcane ?
• We believe in disbelief
• Para-shoots
• Eventually maybe
• Alpha & Beta (derive from coldplay's X & Y )
• Sgt. Peppers Lonely farts club
• KO Computer
• Hopes and beers
• What they say I am Not, that's what I am
• Listen if you can't hear
• Phonecalls and Reverbrations
• Origin Of cemetery
• Shitelife
• City Square(Our favourite lepak place)
• Heads I win , tails you lose
• Back to Perling(refer Back to Bedlam)
• Sing when You're loosing
• How to stay alive ?
• Hotel KL-fornia
• Nevermind the bollocks, here's LeVasiz
• Enema of De-Bate
• Under the ferum sea
• Heathen Biology
• Young and Bassless
• They censored **** for fug!
• Abhoretisation
• Showbees
• The Boy with no ram
• Rubber sole
• How to confuse an atomic bomb
• Plastic Dono band
• That thing you do ! Not.
• Let's Eat Mee
• Stop The Jam
• Twisted Blogic
• Songs about...Sozin and sijos ??

So, what do you think ? Which would've suited LeVasiz best?

Think of summat'. Well, if you don't.

Then, i guess i will. And the only thing that comes to mind right now is...

" I Think Gauze Can Explain ".

HEROES

Yeah! you're right ..



As you saw the title , you knew i was gonna write a HEROES-related post....



And I'm talking about that particular "HEROES' which became a TV-hit among the Americans and the TV-obsessed individuals living in this sick world right now , and not those fancy superheroes with a *man at the end of their names. E.g. SpiderMAN, SuperMAN, BatMAN, CicakMAN???, wonderwoMAN(even female superheroes are stuck with the *man behind)...



After a wide-spread survey was carried out during the past week or so , I came to a conclusion that 'HEROES' is definitely our favourite tv series at the moment . HEROES is probably the only reason why we bother glue-ing ourselves to the IdiotBox nowadays.We finish all 23 you know ?



For Solid proof, even our MSN name/personal messages are Heroes-esque.

When Online...



Hero related :

Joel's Msn name
Joel Petrelli

Thomas'
'tom'(I'm free)- heroes

Marvin's
Marvin=Arcane Midnight : How to stop an exploding man ? -Ep.23

Non-hero related :
Leroy's
LeVasiz[s]find solace in yourself[/s] -not HEROES related but It sounds hero-ish enough.

Shahrul(not so sure)
Shahrul - even the 'shahrul' itself sounds like a true hero




SO AFTER THE INTRO, let me bring you to the CHORUS....


Have you ever wondered ? If you were a HERO , what special abilities /superpowers will you owned ?

LeVasiz did their day-dreaming , and this is what Pop out.......


IF we were HEROES ......hmmm......according to our daily lives, This would be it.....

1. Joel - the ability to deliver you any kind of BEATing you deserve . Which one you want ? he has 8-beat ,16-bit, 32-bit,64-bit....He's also a master of the drumsticks(always mistaken for chopsticks). Controls them like, like no other mortal you've ever seen.



2. Thomas - Like Niki/Jessica in Heroes , Thomas is gifted with two personalities . One ying and one yang. In his daily live ,Thomas potrays two sides of him . Sometimes he's a man(superstrength) and sometimes he's a geeayewhy *ahem....Remember the pic ?



3. Marvin - Intermediate telekinetic power. With his ability at level one , he's only able to close and open lifts / doors by using his jedi/sylar-esque force. He steals powers from the others by shooting them.....He walks trough cinemas too!



4. Leroy - Like nathan petrelli, he's the flying man . Always high. You should try, asking him the number of times he FLEW from classes and tuitions ? He'll tell you loads.A real flyer If you ask me. - not for teachers to read.



5. Shahrul - Again, I'm not sure about his power. But Shahrul claims he is a Power Ranger. Whoa.....Dont play play ! He got zords , you know ?

Even our LeVasiz crew are gifted with special abilities...

• Jing - Hiro nakamura's twin brother. Able to stop time and smile. XD Zeke can become his Ando.
• Brian aka Brianstorm - The guy with the raging hormones. Watch out , Johnny Depp ! He's also a chinaman who kills you with his sozinated obscure words.
• Vinesh - has the ability to turn into an exploding stinkbomb...Eww....... His other ability would be to camouflage himself in the dark. Get it ? Too hitam too lihat. The living example of a SOZIN and a SIJO. A DARK VEDA !...
• Nigel - Writes the futureHas the ability to absorb Musical talent from people. He plays the handclap, tambourine, sneer, hiccup, table-hittting,accidental coughs , stomping and does the vocals ???
• Ko - Has the ability to turn your mind inside out sideways down with his lame jokes. Makes you crack up ! Massive St.JOker
• Simran - Balls of fire ! like The Torch from fantastic 4.
• Cheah - KingFisher . What letters do you need ? a 'c' and a'v' ?
• Seng Chye - The best scrabble player ever. Averaging 600pts per game. Highest word ..'puppies'-276pts. ????
• Ching - The Real Chinaman. Shoots noodles instead of webs from his hands.Wears a cheongsam as his costume !...ooops. Wrong attire.
• 5 BOTAKS aka BackstreetBotaks - International Champions. Ability to sound as bad as the backstreet boys but do things like 'How To Save A Life'

Okay, I'm Done. Signing off. VIRUS.

Time for a change

First, let me let you out on some fun facts :


How many videos have LeVasiz uploaded in YouTube ?


From memmorable performances to the purpose of embarassing moments right till the end of hardcore pillow fights ????


How many ? formula : x + y = ?


well, after 120 seconds of researching , a dose of arcane , I came to an answer of coefficient , 14 .....around there lar. Who knows, there might be more.


Now, How many videos in YouTube that features at least a LeVasiz member inside ?

uncountable.Final answer. Honest.

For examples , follow the instructions below.

e.g.
Try typing 'impulsive force' in your YouTube searchbar and click on the first result you see. Who pops out ?

If that doesn't take. Try typing ' Phone Sub'. Watch the jokers crime.


Getting to my point now. The point is :

After a 2-year relationship with YouTube, Levasiz is looking beyond things and finding other ways to broadcast themselves. We are looking for other alternatives to introduce ourselves. Make ourselves a cosmos ! A supernova(w/ champagne).

We may sound absurd. But what the HECK Fug ! Sozin.

By the way,
Fug - According to dictionary.com, It means stale air, ill-smelling air.
Sozin - Ask Kobe Bryant Lim Dan , the SPEC president, SPEC blog holder....cheh.......bluek. www.scrabbleplayersofec.blogspot.com


Back to the point,

The truth is......................LeVasiz had enough of this guys. We are tired of the same old site, YouTube. Aren't you ?
It's like going to McD everytime for lunch.



'OhMyGodLa' , this was so like last year - a quote hoping for someone to say.

If you look in deeper, you'll find that YouTube is a bit overpopulated with loads of shite. Too much of nonsensical things in it.
If I was King right now , i would voluntary get up from my sleep and knight them The one and only,
' YouTubeSquarePants son of IdiotBox '


So...........

That's why we are in neeed of some change,


We need to look at a whole new world, the 22nd century way ,


Where videos are not just videos ,


They're more than that .


And the uploading speed is as fast as the speed of sound.





Now , I shall present you the killer site to upload your videos ....

......premiering here in this blog.




Loading 25%.........






Loading 50%............






99.999%................(drum rolls with guitars striking the C chord)*





Here it goes, (jengjengjeng)........... Booom....




Ladies and gentlemen, here I present you....




U-Tube ! Broadarse Yourself..............The better version of the old and dusty, video's grandpa, YouTube.


No pun intended.




Maybe, i shall just stick with YouTube : <

Bid For LeVasiz' Signed Adidas Superstars

Here's to all superstar lovers,

Charitable people,

And those who prefer the three stripes rather than the big swwoosh..!!!



I'm a worth a levasizillion barks bucks !



In the mid of your holidays, here's a pair of LeVasiz black and white Adidas Superstars, signed by the band themselves(Leroy wrote 'L' , Marvin wrote 'S', Joel wrote 'Z' and blablabla......) and worn on trips to places all around the world. It was worn to streets of JB ,KL, Singapore, Penyu Island and the whole of perling. It stepped on grounds wothy of legend status. For example , the famous toilets in JB that were cleaned once in ten years and the fields/playgrounds of pe..... that had dog,miao and elephant shit all around it. Sweats from walking , running and flying are all in . Becareful, it might be acidic. Nah. It's neutral. Anyways, it'll go on sale on internet site eBay at 12 midnight today in a charity auction to raise money for the Free Us From Pain(FUFP) charity group. Apparently, SPEC needs some money too. They need it to rule the world. 5% will be given to them.


free us from pain (FUFP) is an initiative of Le'Vasiz to bring music and joy to the hearts of friends- friends of whom deserve encouragement and recognition for their wonderful ability to carry on in life, regardless of their disabilities.

Free Us From Pain is our way of sharing the joys of being teenagers (half of us are still as good as kids) with orphans and friends with disabilities both mentally, and physically as well as helping those in need of relief.

Together we can save miliions of lives. 'Buy the shoe, save the world '



The auction can be seen in www.lelong.com.my . Bidding starts at RM200 20 cents. It will last for 15 seconds(by the time you reach this part the charity auction is over)



Please bid generously! thank you .




Bid fast. It's stinkyness is undefined.






Eww....who poured alcohol(cincau actually) on my 'superstars' ? Bloodyhell.....damn sijo that fella.
Note : Don't judge a shoe by it's smell, cleanliness, price, colour or style. Judge it by it's name.


Impossible is nothing. Does that make possible something?



Yeah. I'm done. Supertstar tribute post.




NOW, ADIDAS ! where's my pay ?? Kredit your accounts and debit mine, now !

Back.Back.Stop.Now, Don't look back.

Rotate 360 degrees and you will find youself being a skilled escapologist.But never look back. Least not today.

Now let's bring to today's post entry, proper.

How to stop an exploding band ? Diffuse it ?

Well, you can't actually.
But what could be done would be done in a undone way. It would be to travel through time and bend the logics of space. Twisted logic would be created, so we could look forwards to the past or look backwards into the future.



Now, let's take a look on LeVasiz' wonderwall time frame.....

Back in the field days. When we first started out as teenage perling music jokers.


track back....to

Year 2005



We were sad back then....




A step forward into year 2006


We got high after a few droughts of coke and a handful of daytona-ing. So , Hello happy.Goodbye sappy.





Then....as time passes . The songs kept whistling by.But we 're still trap under the sight of others.

Well, we couldn't decide back then. Should we be happy or emo ?
We were neither here or there. Cheers or tears ?




Those were the past. Now let's look into the future.




10 years from now.......




A time when LeVasiz slides beneath the landslides, explodes into thin air and falls above superstars ,covering the soles of our feet.



This will be the picture... of the future.






Kaboommmm....




Year 2017


LE VASIZ GONE !!!! RIP!!!!



The whole band comes apart and by then, music could not be save.

No more wonderwalls for our living.





This could lead to serious disharmony between the people and the music.





Times will change. And by 2017, LeVasiz will be remembered for a stastistic of this kind.




Unproductivity....is measured by Song(s) over Album. Do the math.
S.I unit= .........(no.1 singles)

This was a result of joining Sony Fony music.




yeah....it's the h-o-l-i-d-a-y-s.

2/5 of LeVasiz will be heading to KL tomorrow for a live gig in Hard Rock Cafe to play with satires.

When all is done

When all materials are gathered,

1. standing next to you


2. Never be good enough for you


3. All I know is that I don't know


4. The Day I'm Right


5. Arcane Midnight


6. ...... (happy birtday, maybe ?)


7. .......


8. .......


9. .......


10. .......


11. .......

*hidden track ... XD

We'll have settle for a setlist of this kind. The other 6 empty spaces plus hidden track will left for the other 20 plus written songs to slog it out. Which song's in ? Nobody knows......

So, when all is said and done , I mean, sang and done.

We'll have this............

Le Vasiz : A Crush Of Blood To the Head....... The Greatest Album Ever

Le Vasiz....A new ALBUM finally !!!woohoo...........(under high coke)

Erm.......Maybe, the album cover is a bit to much. A bit too much plagiarism in this one, eh?

Gauze...I'm afraid Chris might fly all the way from London to Malaysia using AirAsia just to give us new coldplay CDs signed by him a piece of his mind ! ....ish, green eyes.

One more week to go before the mid-year examinations holidays

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