Amoretisation: Imbecilesque

Le Vasiz caught in a road ACCident !!!!!

Call the ambulance 1-3-0-0-0-plus-H-I-T-S !!!!

Yes. Do it. Nah. Stop. Don't call.
In a certain romance, LeVasiz hooked up on a date with an accident, Ms. Road Car-Crash. Yeah, that's the one. Exactly like the ones you see in games today. E.g. 'Need For Speed' , 'Burnout', 'Initial D' and 'Daytona'.

How ? Why ? Who ? Where ? Really, ah ?....

Well,here's the story , morning glory .....

29th February 2007....

Gee, it all started from a place called Hard Rock Cafe. As usual Levasiz and the rest of the guys of spec were partying , getting high and enjoying the all around environment of ang mohs and walls that are covered with rock legends of old. Even the house band was great . We experienced rockstar atmosphere and got ourselves smelling like cigarettes after hours in the cafe.

By 11 plus pm, it was time to go. The fairy godmother wouldn't let us stay any longer. We soon began to hit the roads. Then , even after heavy drinking of Coke and Booze(does root beer count ? ) , we unanymously chose to drive back to our hotel. It was all coldplay-esque music turned on in the car stereo as 8 people were squeezing in the back and front seat of the mini-sized car. ' The Day I'm Right' played on 123.4 fm and everyone sang a long like it was the national anthem playing. Simultaneously , everyone couldn't care less about the driving whether it was reckless or not. It was reckless la...

Little did we know , that moments later, we would end up being in the receiving end of a tragic accident in the streets of Belibliss Boulevard(actual name was jalan Badak whale) . Thomas was on the wheel(he won the daytona round earlier ) on our ride. We were driving flawlessly in high speed accompanied by the momentous music played by coldplay when suddenly, like a supernova explosion , KaBooom, Thomas loses control. The car then spun 360 degrees twice before it drifted out to the side of the road till it met with the side railings of Belibliss Boulevard . We were terrified because we crash but somehow deep inside of us, we were sinfully happy as well. Why ? Well, just say we destroyed public permas property and manage to crash like Schumacher(woohoo...). Dont play play - like F1 u know.

The Place of Tragedy. The policeman ran out of yellow lines , so, they borrowed a sticker from us to mark the site of accident.

Oh...oh.....we're in TROUBlE.

From the mistakes we made, we were almost certain to face the consequences,

This time, the effects were much worse compared to punishments we had for getting caught for baring good,long-styled hairs in school ,

This time.........Things shifted to a scenario of suffocating injuries.

2/5 of LeVasiz and a friend suffered from spine-tingling and bone-breaking injuries ! The sacrum part ! Erm.....almost lar.

But it was still serious ! We had to be collared like 'woof-woofs' for a couple of months.
Soon, A new trend is born.

Leroy on the cervical collar ! People mourned, cried and screamed 'Argghhh.......Why ?'

Two jokers joined him in the bandwagon of fashion-collars ! They were severely injured too, you know ? But this time, people laughed , "hahahahahaha...lol...Good joke! Good one !very lame..", instead of showing pityness . They must have thought this was another joke !

Well, thank Goz for the 5 botaks and sgt.ah seng's lonely hearts club. They manage to rescue us and rush us to the stjohhhhnnn ambulance Den for treatment .Well , all they did was CPR even though we had circulation and breathing. Goz..........Enough of the injured guys, the rest were all safe and sound. Brian was happy to be in belibliss-he went for embracement!, Nigel ended up in blogosphere's hard rock, Jing teleported to save the world, Joel saved the cheerleader and did a 790, Shahrul got band-ned, Thomas tried to be a hero but turned out to be an example for an old inggerish saying, ' like a rat fixing a pumpkin' and the rest were swearing the fug and sozin out from their mouths, releasing their anger.

The dudes that got high and dry...

A potential scandal pic. look at where vinesh is lying . with who,huh ?

Well , as long as we're still alive, that'll do......... that thing we do !

A sick cycle carousel. The same old story. It never changes.

Fly > Daytona > Crash > Sozin > Satire > Stjohn > Sleep > Save > Balls > One Line > LeVasiz > Pain > Freed from pain.