So, you think you can play ?
Have you ever wondered ? What if there was a new season of American Idol just for bands, wouldn't It be great ? Then,Levasiz could go on the auditions and try to make it all he way up to the top. We could get ourselves judge by the three judges that they are our Dawg,Randy, the one who tries to be nice, Paula and the man that everyone loves to hate but hate to love , Simon Cowell. We could also make ourselves reach the same heights that the legendary William Hung(she bangs!she bangs!) had done . Strikethrough the last line.
Let's just say this wonderthought happen before.
This would have been the story,morning glory.
LeVasiz in American Idol : Oh My goz(a true story)
How should I start ? Once upon a time ? ...erm
Ah ! Let me start with the queing up for the auditions.
It was raining early in the morning with most of the bands feeling the pain of the morning rain soaking into their bones and instruments. They were feeling the cold but Who gives a damn about other bands anyway as long as Levasiz got themselves a nice place where they're comfy and are far from being affected by any means of grandmother nature's torture. The lambda between us and moher nature's torture was at a margin that we could say we were safe.
The rain that won't go away. Why does it always rain on me ?
Ooppss..I guess i should coninue with more important aspects of the story.
After a wait of about a 100 years long 4 to 5 hours , LeVasiz finally a chance to carry themselves on against the 3 moody judges. They weren't in their best behaviour I guess...
Note: before it was our turn , the judges had sent a number of talented bands home . They were even some bands paking their stuff with tears streaming down their faces.Boohoo. Bands like Disagree,Electrico and Rivermaya fail to make it through because of their roots.Sad. Well, the All American Rejects got themselves rejected,Again! ! How unlucky. Well, probably now they can name their band The All American Idol rejects.
As we step in the room , we felt a feeling that was out of this world, It was so different as if we were sailing in a tidal wave or a tsunami . The atmosphere was great but the scenery was bad(faces of the judges were not such a welcome,they forgot to put on they're make-up).The audition started with the judges questioning us on a few things.The normal stuff.
Here's the conversation
Randy : Yo, Dawg. Oh, I mean DAWGS.
Levasiz(L): Hi.Oh, you're still alive, man ?? they said you were .....you know.
Randy : err..What ?( He wasn't to happy of the reply, started talking to himself like madman)
Simon : Erm..okay. Let me see, you guys have been a band for more than two years now . Is that right? (with he's brit accent)
Levasiz(S): Yeah..
Simon : That sounds promising. I hope I won't be calling you guys Horrendous or rubbish at the end of this audition. So what do you have for us today ?
LeVasiz(L): We're gonna do a cover of coldplay's Don't Panic(Beautiful world).
Paula : I think that's a nice song although I've never heard of it before. (Paula
scratching her head that's full of kutus )
LeVasiz(M): Of coz it's a nice song . We don't play shite,man. So here it
goes.
(LeVasiz starts playing a cover of coldplay's 'Don't panic')
Look! The judges weren't paying much attention to us.Our frequency and theirs weren't on the same channel.
We played the song ......and...It all when well...........untill ..............
A catastrophe happen !!!!!!!!!!!! It was Tragedy 4 December (not the real date)!
ARGHHH!!
What happen, this time around ?????
You'll find out after the brake........ (10 minute commercial)
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After 10 minutes of commercials.
And now , back to the story ........
And It was this ....SHITEEE!!!As leroy was about to sing the line '...we live in a beautiful world...'(a line from the song 'dont panic' ) some Poisonous gas exploded out from nowhere and exploded at the right side of the stage. It was someone's fart . No, worst. It was a FLASH BANG!#%$@!BOOM!! The world shook and the ground started moving .NOT. But the whole floor crumbled in a earthquake manner. The crowd were in such shock that they started running in a state of panic .Even the three judges were in immense in such fear that they quickly ran towards the exit. They ran with their tail tuck between their legs.HAHAHA. While thousands were inhaling poison, Levasiz continued playing and kept on reminding the world not to panic. Leroy's singing start getting blurry, Marvin started playing rubbish, Thomas started eating joel's drumsticks , Sharul started playing his chords correctly, and Joel prayed that he'll go to heaven.It was HELL.
OH MY GAUZE !
Look at the picture below..
This time the terrorist gang attack again . Instead of planting a C4 this time ,the terrorist threw a FLASHBANG(observe the left side of the picture) and a going-to-explode-bomb(the blue light) behind Marvin's feet.
Later on, the terrorist threw another bomb. This time he threw a grenade that exploded moments after the first bomb. The grenade which was the big one that took all of us out . We went out of the blue and into the black . It was a blank moment . We hit the ground hard and receive a number of severe injuries.It was exactly like the bomb explosion that happen in the last levasiz post. Levasiz went bursting into the skies !!!
BANG! We turned to dust
A supernova just happen.LeVasiz had a star wars moment .
It was LeVasiz vs The Dark Force
WHO COULD HAVE DONE SUCH A THING?
Could it be rival BANDits?Or could it be Osama ?
Why must it always be Levasiz ? Can't they bomb the teriyaki boys or the backstreet boys instead?
Well, we've called the mystery machine, but Scooby Doo and friends came out with Jilo results. They weren't much of a help. Then we called FBI , CSI or whoever but they were still unable to identify the terrorist 'till today. Maybe, i should get Kira to write every terrorists name there is still living in this world. He has the death note to do that ,yeah ?
Lucky for us , we're still alive . We were told that we were saved by 5 botaks we never knew. That's what the tabloids say , anyway . We'll never know who or what or how or .....It's like a mystery that can never be solve. It was a qustion that involved two unknowns that were X & Y and it was a mystery that people could only answer definitely maybe.
Sadly, the story ends here . Maybe, they'll be a next time or maybe they won't. Let's just hope the waves would not get diffracted.As for the auditions levasiz will never know how good or bad they were. Too bad Simon can't showcase his sarcasm on levasiz. (laughs) The whole show when off after the attack and was never release in the media. The whole thing was kept under wraps.
As for the guys of LeVasiz , we wrote more than 10 songs after that . It was the bomb that made us write . Our world turned upside down and we began to bloom blaum. What a blast ?
Back to the real world where nothing is real, everyone's back to their normal life. It was a real fairytale. I guess I should stop here.
Like all fairytales, it ends with a '... and they live happily ever after.'
The End. Full stop.
This story is true if you believe in the tooth fairy and the boogeyman but fiction if you feed your head with reality.
LeVasiz-Give me real, don't give me fake
