Hey 'June' EP

A post for the month of june. UNCYCLOPEDIA-ED . Le Vasiz.....



Hey June (1990) is a single released by Le Vasiz. It is the first radio song to exceed six minutes by 70 hours. Released on a 12 disc single.



THE ORIGINS


In a recent interview, Joel Matthew revealed that the song began when Marvin Jilimin sought to write the longest song in history. He succeeded. Nobody noticed, however, that he cheated and repeated "Na na na na" over and over again. To this day, thanks to the repetition's inducement of hypnosis, not one listener has noticed this. Kinda makes you wonder how we......... No questions, thank you.


Contradicting this, however, Leroy stated that the song came about when Marvin sought to write the shortest song in history. He succeeded with the song "Na", whose length reportedly totaled less than one second, consisting of the sole lyric "Na." (This record was later defeated by preschoolers with the song 'A'.) However, the work was lost when Shahrul recorded over the original tape for one of his avant garde solo pieces.

A few days later, Marvin was too high to remember his original goal of writing the shortest song ever. He recorded "Hey June" the next day, forgetting how the song was supposed to end, and went around in circles, still under the influence of midnight arcane( a midnight mint). The recording only ended after studio producer, Spector, ran out of tape and stopped stealing it from the Rolling Stones. The song lasted 70 hours : 6 minutes : 42 seconds.






The month of June, to whom the song does not refer to, but whose name the song refers to , unfortunately.






LYRICS, COMPLETE WITH ANOMALIES OF THE RECORDINGS


Hey June / Don't make it bad / Take a sad song / and make it bet-ter / Remember to let her into your heart / then you can sta-art / to make it better / For well you know that it's a fool / Who plays it cool / By making his world a little colder

Na na na naaana na na naaa na

Hey June / Don't make it bad / you have found her / Now go and get her / Remember to let her under your skin / Then you begin
to make it better / better / better / better / better / BETTER / BETTER / BETTER… AAAAAAAAA!…


Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June

“Excellent, Marvin, that'll do fine.”
~ Leroy

Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
NAAAAAA NA NA NANANANAAAAA NANANAAAAA HEY JUNE

Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June (june,june,ju-ne,ju-ne,ju-ne)
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June(take a song and make it better)
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June( AAAAAHHHHHH...)
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June

“All right, that's enough.”
~ Leroy

Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June



“GRAAAR SHUT UP MARVIN”
~ the rest of Le Vasiz

Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naAAAA,
Na-Na-Na-NAAAA,
Hey JUNE
Naaaaaa, na, na, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE

“What an ass.”
~ Thomas sam

“I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!! Tired da ”
~ Joel

NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
JUUUUUNE JUUUUUNE JUUUUJUJUJUJUJUJUJUU JUNE!!!!!

NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE

“Hey, guys, cab's here…”
~ Leroy on getting the hell out of the studio(joel's room)

“Finally!”
~ Thomas and Shahrul in unity.

NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA

NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA

NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA

NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA

NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA

NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA

NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA

NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA

NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,

HEY JUNE!

(At this point, Marvin collapsed, thus spawning a well known belief.)

“Ah crap,St John, HELP. You got some band-aids? My fingers bled all over the drumsticks, man.”
~ Joel






B-SIDES


1. 'Insert Title Song Here(Silent)' - 0.02
2. 'Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta' - 6.02



Thomas Sam and Shahrul Rezza collaborated for the entirely silent 2-second song "Insert Title Song Here". For "Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta", Leroy took a bass guitar and struck the A minor 7 chord repeatedly while repeating the word "gotta" for six minutes. Joel, on the other hand, banged in the bass drum in synchronized fashion to Leroy's bass. In reworking the track, producer Spector layered a sixty-person choir, the English College marching band, and the entire staff at Perling lane onto the track playing and singing along with Leroy, creating a rather grandiose effect. As such, film critic Bryant Sykretts himself declared the song to be his favorite track on the Hey June EP.






Hey June made the record for the longest single(in length) to reach no.1 in unofficial music charts all around the world.


What do the critics say ?

" This is sheer.....plagiarism! " - the fab four

"It's the best thing since I name artist of the week 10 seconds ago. Fabulous "-The rolling stones

" It's hard to listen to it without falling asleep." - NME / MTV











All statements and claims in this post are fiction. Thank you.