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Le Vasiz and Friends : A Newer Beginning From The Old
With reference to the title above, it clearly states the backbone on what I'm going to write in this letter of mine today. Left, right, squad henti, look up and down. Look around and you'll find that half or most of what you had in the past 4 or 5 years in your life faded and gone just like rain(a symbolism of something you can't see anymore 'cause it brings darkness). You see, All things come to an end, and that's just the universal truth. But there is one thing in particular that has stayed with us since the start of it all, and that's friendship. Since the days of SPEC, up till the emergence of Le Vasiz , through the hardships of St.John and finally, the epic SPM, we all shared a special bond between each other . This unearthly bond has been the focal point in keeping us closer than ever before. And the longevity of it, no sign of ending just yet. Well, vinesh of course, shared a different side to the bond.
2. We had each other and probably others as well. The friends I had were much more of a team than any team could ever be form. There was never a question of going solo or having an 'I' going out the first place. There was always a 'we' or 'us' going out there.
Fly class, break a rule, sleep in class, misusing the den ? 'We' did and never was an 'I' in mind.( but most of the time we blame it on vinesh first, see what the consequences were and then only,confess as a group). Winning stuff, hampers, sijils, trophies and accolades ? It was always about the supporters. So, even if only 5 or 4 wins it big time, they would still owe it up to the rest. Right ?.... Again, 'we' not 'i'. Point proven. Togetherness.
So, here's a long list of the whole batch of 'we' from the above paragraph( A graph drawn by Nigel-Oxford dict. ) above.
Let's kickstart with........ Le' Vasiz.
After all, the title is about 'Le Vasiz and friends'
Le Vasiz
El' Classico. A picture only fitting for a band of our stature. The band itself consisting of me, Leroy, Joel, Thomas and Shahrul. The day we're right, strawberry jam we'll do again. Hopefully....
The next platoon of smart asses, SPEC(2005-2007)
SPEC 2007 (scrabble players of english champions)
As you're reading of this day, SPEC is officially dead. The blog and the club as well. The berjaya days are over. Goodbye, SPEC. No more quarter-to-three in the morning-mamak sessions, no more early morning street soccer, no more room scandals(thomas/vinesh and leroy/brian myspace scandal most notably) and no more stems. I really miss those. I still love the days when we used basic stems like 'SATIRE+N' in our daily conversations. A reminiscent old habit indeed . Fast forward, It's more cryptic(e.g. kino, cockcockeye) now, still nice, but not as fun as it used to be. My final words, anagram language was and will always be our trademark. We simply made it ours. No one understands why...
Next, St.John Ambulance Malaysia (EC) Division 1
Elaboration not needed.....you know who we are. 'ProUtilitateHominum'. Push ups, sit ups, kawad and first aid. Swept nationals. Ransacked den( 15 phone heist).You name it...
Who are we ? we are the best...who are we ? we are the champions lar...Who are we ? champions again lar....WHatblabalablaPain ?...conv....Who something fatigue?...Nair...Who needs water ?..pulau...What do we say ? oh my gauze...what do we do ? T.H.I.S(shite)....all for one...one for all....
Miss those days.
Here's the fun part, it's time we break complicated to simple. Groups to individuals. Skywalkers to Han solos. Superstars to superstar.
(Individuals are randomly arranged, not sorted out by any kind of ranking system)
Individual friend #1 - Para-para nigel
Nigel obviously fell asleep after a drinking session. Drunk enough, he had mistaken a bolster for a bottle or a blanket for a bottle..Both sounds para. It was vodka night alright, but what we did not tell him is that,we replaced vodka for sparkling juice. He still got drunk...haih.
Anyways, the paraness in him (which leads to an awful lot of embarrassing cum silly cum where-to-hide-my-face moments) is gratifying. Imagine having some friend like Nigel kicking a toilet door, with confidence his friend's in there, only to find some stranger innocently excreting his waste. Oh My Gauze....classic nigel.
Individual no.2 - Kampung Boy
Don't they look the same ? One's from kampung, the other's from kampung Permas. Spotting the same hair-do(penan) too . The latter being fiction of course.
Kobe, Lim Dan, Lampard,hormones and etc etc. All names were thrown at him.Nonetheless, he still stood by his virtues, Hormonize whenever you can, whatever you can. He loves perling city a lot too. He said Permas is too uncivilised and too outdated. It's so kampung....He eats farm meats, grass rendangs, fresh cow milks, sungai permas soups, fruit dusuns and ladang veges almost everyday. Kampung boy said he wants something new. So, the rest of the pack suggested to him, perling's olives. He liked it eventually.*no pun intended.
Eh, Brian. You got sick face also ah ?(picture above). Damn sesat-ed wei....
Brian answers, ' Wad...? I got gamma la. This one hormones do one. You kannot do is it ? 'News strait times : Kampung permas is situated at the south side of KuanLim in the state of Kelanlim in the country of Uzbekislim. Confusing? Just visit permas lar....
Individual 3 : Jer-Ko
Ko , my partner in laming. He's the superior really. Joking around, we did. Shooting too, we did. Everyone misses him for his lame jokes and I'm sure he also misses everyone for making them laugh . JB's loss is KL's gain. And he learnt a musical instrument there too - The harmonica. He's getting good at it. Maybe, one day, we could do 'love me do' to accompany 'wonderwall' in our live in the den performance, yeah ?
A classic Ko line, " During the dark, no touch light, meh ?...Use coke light can, light also wad ?"
What's your favourite book ? Ko answers, " Warbook ".
Individuals 3+1=4 and 5-0=5 ; World travelers
Here's two of my friends that I'm proud of having. They may have their differences, but they do have one thing in common, both have traveled around the world. Simran's been to Liverpool, New Zealand, Thailand and India, where as Jing's been to Sydney, Thailand, Japan and just recently New York. One has been me football mate for years and has probably the most no. of A's that you could never imagine. And the other has always been there for a stay over(thanks for the hospitality) and statistically, has been to more concerts in 2 years than you could count with your toes(whoa...). So, world travelers, they are. Love simran's shirt though.....it's 2nd appearance on this blog. Dude, I miss futsal dah.....
Individuals 6 & 7 The TOADS
Lim Brothers Pvt. Ltd. : Seng chye and Lloyd Lim
Sergeant.Sissy and Lloyd Trump once had a life. Blame it on KL for what they've become now. For your expectations of them, don't be surprise to find them playing DOTA from sunset until sunrise. That's routine in Kampung Lumpur. Breakfast dota, Afternoon toads, evening dota, Nightime more Dota . That's all they do besides boy bonding(refer picture) of course.....Their night outs together are equivalent to a girl's slumber/pyjama party in Amedika. That bad....huh
Conclusion : No-life
PERLING TRILOGY
Individuals 8 & 9 : True blue perlings
Cheah 'sweating' Kuan Xu and Joel 'drummer boy' Matthew
True to perling from start to end. Being back from PLKN, he's never been stronger and sweatier. Forget that. Cheah, the guy who is infamously known for his 'face'(as shown above) is currently busy sweating it all out in sunway college. Guess what, I don't know Wai....
Right side of the picture, we have Joel "Mr. doom doom dab doob dab" Matthew. He's enjoying city life in neighbouring country, Singapore. Well, Joel truly believes the grasses are greener on the other side(Singapore). He told us a story. Life in Singapore is summarized by 'the parable of the dental appointment' he had he a few weeks back....
(Dentist checks on Joel, questions his braces aftermath.)
Joel : I eat candy everyday doctor. Is that good or bad ?
Dr.Robert(not his real name) : Err......NOOoooo. No good. Candy. Teeth decay.Bad breath.No teeth. No life.No good.
Joel : (pauses for sometime)....Ohh...but....I'm having EYE candy la..
Dr.Robert : ....Biang...(suffers severe lagness to the brain)
For your information, Joel gets eye candy the moment he exits his room everyday. Now, ain't that a kick in the head.Lucky fellow. Hah. Correct me if I'm wrong, Joel.
Individual Ten plus ten minus ten times ten minus nine tens =10
LeRoy LeVasiz Perling
The real star of the group. The chauffeur as well. Always there to drive you home, burnout style. Not. Fast and furious ?? fast and funny more. He hasn't change, which is a good thing. Still does the talking, sick smiling and all the oldnew stuff. Still does singing and performing, all the good. And still a perling of course. Once a perling, always a perling. And between win, draw and lose in the standings. He hates the draw, loves the other two.
Last but not least, the moment you've been waiting for :
THE COUPLE OF THE GROUP
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Tadah.......
Move over brangelina. Here comes Thomanesha.
Vinesh(a) & Thomas
A love-hate relationship they are(vinesh love,thomas hate la.What else?). The two have gone a long way since the days of berjaya(the room scandal ala chua soi lek) up 'til the days of fairy tales(Shrek & Princess Fiona). Which one's a man and which is woman ? I don't know. Base on scientific Peka reports, vinesh was the bit unstraight and humpy and harry. So, it's your call !
Despite their varying differences, they both found love. Seperti pinang dibelah dua. This proves all you need is love to mend a relationship of some sorts.. And that's what they had.
Thomas. Flyer. Car crasher. Bassist. Bad boy(good boys finish last). Holy-roller. Rockstar. Flyer. Next time, he better fly me to France for free.
Vinesh. Cannot see. The joke. Elton john. Whacko Jacko. Shooting victim. Scapegoat. Kakak's man. Likes Kaka(ac milan). Boot-licker(sometimes good, most times bad). Dark(like chocolate). Cannot see also.
Vinesh has high IQ. Fact or fiction ? True or false ? Authentic or fake ? Valid or phoney? It's your call to make.
To rate vinesh's intelligence, observe the conversation below.
(vanish wanted kobe. YanChye wanted Kobe too. So, they settled their dispute the only manly way possible, with a cointoss)
Vanish : Oi ! By hook or by crook, I want Kobe dah. I like to CS (see-ass) kobe. So, here's the one buck coin .
YanChye : Okay, I take heads and you take tails. No changing ah....
Vanish :(shows pervy face) Fine with me dei. If I win, I get Kobe, right...dei(shakes head)?
Yan Chye :(grins broadly)....yalar....Heads I win, tails you lose dah. Okay ?
Vanish :Okay dah.....faster la toss the coin dah. My hormones cannot wait, I potong now...dah
(some random guy tosses the coin and it turned out to be 'TAILS')
YanChye : HAHAHAHa...LH(laughs hysterically). Tails dah! Tails you lose. I win dah. I win !
Vanish : (Pulls his chest hair in dissapointment) Shit. Sijo. Fug. Sozin. Kanina. Babi. no more HORMONEs......Now no more squarepants edy dah.
*Characters in this conversation are fictional for perception reasons.. For example, kobe is a fe-male's name. So, don't get over excited,yeah ?
If you don't get the conversation, read it all over again. It may cause you to suffer from ; lagness pneumonia. So, is vinesh a person with high IQ credibilities ?...It's your call.
Tips : Think positively of others especially OTU(decipher this the positive way, org
This is all the time I have today. Hope you reply my letter ASAI (as soon as impossible)and please keep writing. See you again sometime and may god bless. Goodbye.
'Til we meet again.
P.S. I don't know what to say.
Yours sincerely,
Don't forget 'me'. I should've been sleeping like a log rather than being here? No ?. Well, It's been long. A bit draggy, a bit rubbish, a bit camwhore, too much bollocks . I know. Still, only one word to describe it ; Fantastic.
Marvin. LeVasiz. Signing off.....
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