stop the jam. hentikan the clocks

we all grow old.

some very old.

some not too old.

so i go to a tukang telek (divinator, palm reader, con man)
trying to figure out why LeVasiz has been riding on so much bad luck and all..
(we haven't actually seen a winners trophy before)
and this is what the bugga said after meticulously screwing with my carpals scrutinising my carpals.


legend: black- life line
red- money line
blue- love line





"ni de 'ai' de line hen mei yo li"
after him repeating that line 3 times, i go "wor puh huei chiang hua yi la apek",
he goes "ok ok. wor chiang engrish hor.



"ni de rove rine hor, no power. ni de money, no power also. then hor, you living vely little wan"
(transcript- your love line shows you're not meant to be successful in your love life, you won't be wealthy, and you'll die early)



"huh!, i'll die early??"



i left the asshole and went to moe with the guys who know how to save lives.


the st johhhhhnn........... ambulance














after they heard it, they all became emo. (guys are sensitive, one emo, all emo)




haih... what if the band grows old, and we don't make it in life. with no money. no love. no life. what would we do?..

OLD.




LeVasiz year 2007







LeVasiz year 2057





smile