Monday, April 16, 2007

Break the brakes

LeVasiz is in urgent need of a vocalist.


while jumping about, cursing a stupid rule which the organisers of the SIGS MUZIKAL had set regarding the band competition, Vocalist Leroy had to be stretchered off due to some unforeseen circumstances.


Rules stipulate:

  1. a maximum of 4 members ONLY are allowed per band (we got 5)
  2. only one band is allowed per school (our school has got tons, who sound like the PCD)(some of them even got pussy cats)

  3. spectators are expected to mantain orderly and good mannered behaviours during the course of the "Muzikal" (aha....)

  4. you'll need a mark of approval from your school to be able to join (and then get forced to play in the Famously Infamous school marching BAND, sure.. Psst. they've all got pussy cats and dolls except Shahrul)

  5. No unsur-unsur negatif dalam persembahan (are the words loser, or high, or goodbye, or crime positive terms? oh, we'll surely lose)

  6. 20 marks goes to "Warna Pitch" or literally colour of pitch. (Change the "P" to "B" and man, we sure win, we're damn colourful, really and we got dogs, no pussy cats.)

after shouting for a good 2 minutes a(t the stupidity of these ordinances, Leroy broke his voice, and now a whiny song is going to sound whiny.

Thankfully, help was at hand.

break your vocal chords, call the St. Johhhhhhhhhhhn Ambulance.



and this is how they'll help.





we need a new vocalist.


ps: if you're wondering why the obsession with pussy cats, we just adopted a dog, with balls, and made up of balls. Colourful ones at that



here's an enlargement of the balls.

injesh, hint hint, you got __ack Pearls, does he have __ack pearls??


see you guys at SIGS

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