Le' Beep beep
The picture's 3rd year Annnivessary.
You know, it used to be 5 guys 1 car and no driver. Now, things change, it's 3 cars, 1 aeroplane, 1 van, 4 drivers and 1 pilot now. Okay, maybe the pilot, aeroplane part is a bit untrue, but Thomas did fly a plane on his own (he has already registered 12 hours of plane-flying experience in his account). Now, of that, I'm pretty sure.
Pretty cool, huh ? I bet you didn't know that. Fact learned. Just hope he doesn't crash and ends up in a lost island with vinesh. That could be like , Nigthmare On Island Street or Survivor:Hormonesia or Lost 2( unseen scavangers) on the silver screen. Argh....Terrible. Nightmarish.
Besides thomas and his flight, the others are cool too except they're only lane rovers. Not as cool as boeings and airbuses(this is not some kind of bus sekolah or transit link or whatever link you know, It's a plane!) though . Nonetheless, it's still worth the drive depending on what drive your in. For example, screwdrivers aren't exactly good. They screw you. And getting screwed isn't really a joyous thing to experience, you know.
Moving on. Don't even get me started on the wheels, rides or automobiles(not a mobile phone-for the lags) driven. They're pretty amazing unlike those myvis, iswaras and wajas which are pretty lame and unglam. You see, over the years, we've traveled a lot (Nah. It's just school > cs > kolam air > tuition > perling>schools) and roamed many roads. So, an upgrade to our ride would do us just right, don't you think ? Fitting for a band of levasiz stature ? Can't decide on an answer ? Nevermind.
From an old mini, we had it pimped and the result of it......Oh boy.....
I present to you..... A Le' Vasiz special
The premiere of...........
Le' Mobile'
fuhh...too bad it could only fit twos. The band and friends are groups of fives and more. So, would have to do rounds or lap-sitting. Anything preferential to the passengers . Hormones beware.
A car of this beauty, could only be found on the blazing roads of PERLING CITY. What happens in perling, stays in perling. In this case, fast wheels, drag races, and burn-out style racing made its home in perling. Not your taman.
Is the road machine( refering to Le'mobile- Lamborghini murcielago dah..) faster than the speed of dark ?
Of course it is. The speed of dark is defined perfectly in the 'Les amourt st tous ses amis ' post. The cointoss, remember. If you know what I mean lar....
Next.
Let's check out the other rides of our friends . For a start, lets have a look on the villagers civillians of our beloved, Permas city-from 10000 BC-but-still- kampung in many ways.
Long before your time, since the days of genghis khan, right 'til today, in the southern province of Uzbekislim, permas people from all generations have been and are still using...
Oh, bare with me the old so kampungness...
This....
I don't know what you call this vehicle above, but I think it's called cow car or was it car cow.
Let me see, kereta lembu, so car cow it is.
Picture above shows a permas resident driving one. It's the only piece of public transport you could find there. I'm serious ! No taxi, no cabs, no buses, no Becas(that too) ! Nothing.
Pheuw....
Well, that's not too bad actually. Some of our friends.Cut. One of them still drives something so embarassing that when you lay your eyes upon, you'll get astimagtism. It's the least honourable thing you could ever drive for a 17, 18, 19 and so on..... Who am I talking about here ?
Alright, alright the guy I'm talking about is vinesh. I won't "lie" to you. I won't bring suspension into the story. Sorry dude/duddette/anywhich, we had to let it out, man/woman. Here it goes...
The Embarassing Vehicle....vinesh drives.
And the car above is called a 'PUKY TOY CAR' . Puky....doesn't that sound familiar. Oh yeah, it suits the personality of the driver pretty well, don't you think ? Just imagine if the car's name or series is called the 'ma'. Then, instead of hearing rich kids showing off their, let's say , ferrari Enzo for example, you'll be hearing dumwits going....erm.. something like...*coughs* 'puky ma'.
I wonder if vehicles like those need services. Anyways, thank goz, cars like these were not built with a gearbox and dashboard of numbers for him to read. It'll be better for him. You guys are aware about vinesh's 1+1 and 1+2's right ? Not too good.
Enough on cars. Great news, the KL DOTA NO LIFE gang are back. 2 weeks somemore. The gang's finally back in JB again. Seng Chye's able to resume his brotherly love with brian. Llyod's back to fill our omasums, abomasums and bladders. Nah, he's here to resurrect his life's nolife to gotlife again. Ko's back with more lamity and shootings than ever( No need for jokebook anymore. Get it Live from Ko). Chows and Chans will resume whatever they were doing the last time they were here. Conclusion : Lepak, will do, one day.
Too bad Jing's going back up. Happy belated B'day. He had a party in Singapore and later on in his house last night. A lot happened i heard . Anyways, beforehand, he gave us this as note :
PLEASE PREPARE TRANSPORT AND ACCOMODATION BEFOREHAND. FORGET ABOUT ASKING YOUR PARENTS TO PICK YOU UP, START THINKING OF WHERE TO CRASH. LOSERS/IDIOTS/10YEAROLDS/vineshs SAY: "SORRY, I GOTTA GO NOW, MY MOM JUST CALLED, SHE'S SCOLDING ME TO GO HOME" - NO RESPECT FOR YOU THEN.
I've started writing music again by the way. It's been long.
As musicians, Le Vasiz are composers themselves. Just like the Mozarts, Beethoveens and Tchaikovskys, Le Vasiz are somewhere in between there. You see they WERE music composers. But today, they're not. Even if they want to, they could not, you see.
Why, why ?.....look below. A Ko-duction.
What did Mozart do after he died ?
He deCOMPOSEd.(laughs in the background)
Next.
Here's the public apology part,
Everyone knows the stuff/rubbish/content I've written in the past entries and even in this one, about vinesh, have been funny but hurtful too. Here, I'll be making a public apology.I'll apologize(onerepublic) for the hurtful part but not the LOL, Lmao, laugh hysterically part. So, Sorry.
Anyways. The reason why vinesh is such a star in this blog is because he's the shooting board, the one that takes all the punches, the joke, the dark and much more unable-to-mention descriptions. You see, vinesh is and will always be , the gang's best friend.....
A picture apology. Look. Below's a picture of A man's best friend or pronouncingly, the gang's best friend.....Vinesh Nair.
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Processing....
The common Emo pose, I present you....
Vinesh ???
Darn. I know this ain't vinesh but they're both similar in some ways, believe me. One's a DOG, the other's a DAWG. You throw a bone a mile away, they'll fetch it back for you. See ? But comparing this nice spotty little fella to vinesh would be an understatement. Surely. Our friend, Vinesh The dog, Zippy, deserves better, he does. He made nights out in Perling memmorable remember(only some would lar) ?
The Dawg thing does ring a bell, doesn't it ?
Right now, you could hear echoes of Randy Jackson from American Idol going,
" Dawg, dawg , what were you doing ?!! That was pitchy and for the most of it, boring, Dawg."
(vinesh joins AmericanIdol and made a terrible rendition of "Sorry seems to be the hardest word")
Vinesh replies to Randy's criticism in a characteristic manner of his, " Woof ! woof !"
April fool special. No hard feelings ?
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