Lambda

Are you and I on the same wavelength ?



If yes, then come in my house . I'll get a feast ready for you. I'll set you up for your new town. We are on the same boat, aren't we ?



Wether you are or not, please refer to the picture below. Look. In all sincerity, a nice warmth message from all of us to you. This came from the toppermost of our poppermost hearts.


Voila' !










There,all you ever wanted . King/Queen/Sultan/Mayor/chief of your own town. How lovely..... Forget democracy, raja berkuasa mutlak kicks ass.


Welcome to Loserville Where Loser(s) Pay The Bill .
No more racism , just losers.

To receive residential status, to lose , you must. Don't even try winning !






LIQUOR Liquid



Cheers.....Here's one for the late night-ers. It's been a hard year. Late nights come and go. Coffee in , urine out. The basic survival tip in keeping the body alive while mugging for a paper that could mean a lifetime, COFFEE. As simple as that, say it with me , Coughfee. Three cheers for the best drink in the world. Heep hippy hooray.





Caffeine = Drugs = Alive = High = Insomnia = Nothing else better to do = STUDY



Some of you might have other ideas, its fine. You're guess is as good as mine.







Now, exams are over and holiday's in you. A change of periods comes a change of beverage. A turn for the better. Let's turn over a new leaf ,everyone . Boohooo.. to you if you're drinking any other than this.



Now,hit the lights everyone. Spotlights. Headlights. I present to you...... Here comes alcohol !


Couldn't have said It any better !


WAIT !


There's a catch.

Like every single strand in your hair, it has its pros and cons . For some, it could be straight or curly, black or blonde, grey or white, long or short, dyed or died, bald or hairless.



Well, champagne, beer, martini, whisky, gin and tonic, ethanol or any other drink related to alcohol are a drink for the gods, dogs, the useless, the clueless, the selfless, the riches, and the beatless. It's also one for the power-crazy and lam . Alcohol could lead you to bliss or a step further, it could lead you to miss. Hey, people do go to jail for drinking alcohol, you know ! Read the news ?
I heard that there was this bangla(who else) who got caught by police for drinking while peeing. Aih....Huge offense, i'm afraid.




Though, alcohols are good partners for parties and all that , It still has its disadvantages.
In this case, alcohol isn't really the type of drink you'll want beside your book, reference book, facebook, paper, flexible curve , eraser or calculator . It isn't the studios type.





Why ?





Because because.....





A beer may cause.....







This message applies to those with : 32 mb, 64 mb, 128 mb, 512 mb, 1 Gb, 2 Gb, 4 Gb, 8 Gb, 20 Gb,..............It might be immune to those with 80 Gb. Pheuww...






Now I know. To forget things , drink alcohol. I wonder which genius came out with this. Very uplifting and inspirational. I'm sure its not Einstein or Newton. One couldn't do broadband and the other has to many laws. Maybe , it's the squirrels then.







There.
The end. There isn't anymore.