Sunday, December 30, 2007

BurNS

Look. Beethoven's , Clapton's , Harrison's , Tchaikovsky's, Hendrix's, Gallagher's best kept secret is about to unfold !






The coolest instrument ever to be made is complimented by

The coolest name any guitar could ever have .








The days of Fender stratocasters and Gibson Les pauls attracting the eyes of guitar enthusiast and many music lovers alike are numbered .





Cause what you're about to witness here, is The BOMB.......It'll make your heart go boom that even when you're sleeping, you're awake...good morning.




For starters, images you're about to witness here are true and have gone under the quality sirim checks of highly advertised L.E.V.A.S.I.Z. The greatest guitar title has been verified for its genuinity.




Let's see, with respect to other guitar giants with their own line of custom made series for artist and blablabla, are unable to fare up or better still, stand toe-to-toe , shoulder-to-shoulder with the masterpiece you're about to witness below. So eat your hearts out Fender, Gibson, Yamaha, Ibanez, Paul Reed Smith, Hofner, Rickenbacker, Jacksons, Ovation or whatever chaplang brand noticed in your nearest pasar malam. Here's the real beauty, the rest are just viewty.











Hold your Breath . Breathe in, breathe out....











(drum rolls) + 128 beat by Joel






Music plays( Nananana......jeng...jeng....jeng)





I shall now present to you ;











The Greatest Ever Six-stringed instrument to be made !!!
The Burns Marvin 1964








How cool can cool be ? The Marvin.

(perasan meter= 100 homs)




What do the critics say ?

Burns is a Burns, and he who fancies the look of a guitar, knows and wants no alternatives.


As elegant as a strat, as bluesy as a gibson.But even without these, the guitar provides, what its name, it's image and it's looks promise.

classic-inspiring sounds of the 60s and also modern moderate distorted sounds are reproduced with such distinguishing high quality. Now, doesn't that explains it all. The Marvin.



Beatles > oasis > coldplay. End of hierarchy. Listen to The Beatles for yesterdays, Oasis when you're feeling important and Coldplay when you're close to your heart. These 3 bands are equivalent to the 3 stripes you wore and will wear everyday. Adidas. Impossible is nothing .

The toppermost of music's most poppermost creations. The cream of the crop.




Signing off,

M.W.J gonna get you high (parody/tribute)


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