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Look. Beethoven's , Clapton's , Harrison's , Tchaikovsky's, Hendrix's, Gallagher's best kept secret is about to unfold !






The coolest instrument ever to be made is complimented by

The coolest name any guitar could ever have .








The days of Fender stratocasters and Gibson Les pauls attracting the eyes of guitar enthusiast and many music lovers alike are numbered .





Cause what you're about to witness here, is The BOMB.......It'll make your heart go boom that even when you're sleeping, you're awake...good morning.




For starters, images you're about to witness here are true and have gone under the quality sirim checks of highly advertised L.E.V.A.S.I.Z. The greatest guitar title has been verified for its genuinity.




Let's see, with respect to other guitar giants with their own line of custom made series for artist and blablabla, are unable to fare up or better still, stand toe-to-toe , shoulder-to-shoulder with the masterpiece you're about to witness below. So eat your hearts out Fender, Gibson, Yamaha, Ibanez, Paul Reed Smith, Hofner, Rickenbacker, Jacksons, Ovation or whatever chaplang brand noticed in your nearest pasar malam. Here's the real beauty, the rest are just viewty.











Hold your Breath . Breathe in, breathe out....











(drum rolls) + 128 beat by Joel






Music plays( Nananana......jeng...jeng....jeng)





I shall now present to you ;











The Greatest Ever Six-stringed instrument to be made !!!
The Burns Marvin 1964








How cool can cool be ? The Marvin.

(perasan meter= 100 homs)




What do the critics say ?

Burns is a Burns, and he who fancies the look of a guitar, knows and wants no alternatives.


As elegant as a strat, as bluesy as a gibson.But even without these, the guitar provides, what its name, it's image and it's looks promise.

classic-inspiring sounds of the 60s and also modern moderate distorted sounds are reproduced with such distinguishing high quality. Now, doesn't that explains it all. The Marvin.



Beatles > oasis > coldplay. End of hierarchy. Listen to The Beatles for yesterdays, Oasis when you're feeling important and Coldplay when you're close to your heart. These 3 bands are equivalent to the 3 stripes you wore and will wear everyday. Adidas. Impossible is nothing .

The toppermost of music's most poppermost creations. The cream of the crop.




Signing off,

M.W.J gonna get you high (parody/tribute)

Happy New Ear. Did I forget the Y ?

Okay, It's killing me.

What is ?


Every single thing I did for the year 2007 that could not be replicated for the first 3 months of year 2008. Tragic ? You bet. It's whole lot worse than the murder of Benazir.....blabla(Politics,we shall stay away)

E.g. Blogging(who does ?) , Onlining(Lovely word ! People, this word should be immortalised. No ? ), facebook-ing (ah seng still does) and etc etc......

For what the future holds, One thing's for sure, this BLOG will undergo a state of hiatus or 'coma' for the next 3 months or so. Unless could recreate a new meaning for this blog, consider this blog dead. Shots of defribulators are unable to do anything about it, what more could I say about chest compressions. Amoretisation.



We've gone too far ahead now. So let's stop time and enjoy the New Year. After all, soon you'll be writing 8 instead of 7 . The 200 stays constant.

8 days a week, It will be, instead of the ordinary 7 . Hopefully, 2008 tones down a gear lower if compared to 2007. A bit over the limit , there. Time flies real speedy. D'you know what i mean ?

But even before 31 December 2007, apparently, everyone's been saying their farewells and goodbyes. True, seeds will be dispersed here and there(viriparity?) and friends will go on their separate ways. For some they'll be Lost, some will be Heroes, maybe Desperate husbands and for a certain few, Prison break.

Gauze, a year had passed like a blink of an eye, and I'm still hoping for a rewind. Guess my player isn't what It's said to be. Heck ! It doesn't even have a pause or channel button. You know, another feature that I would love to have on the remote, is the copy, cut and paste feature. Imagine, having control with just one click, you could cut the piggies, separate them and then, pasting it on the surfaces of a sewage system. How cool ?


Will I miss things ?

I did and I will.


To address the band, it's been about 2 years since we played our first FOA. Miss the long jamming sessions in Joel's. Played/jammed for 4 hours without paying a cent. Now, that's not very common, is it ?


Now the rest, could take a grandma's story to finish.Shall cut short.

To friends, members, gangs and friends, it was just months ago we were flying, laughing out for 'lamity', shooting the bullets out of blacks/whites and hormometers, wonderwall-ing, seven eleven-ing, mamaking at rajesh, laksa-ing, camping(the cs meaning), sleepingtogether in class, scandaling, scrabbling, boozing, bowling, futsaling, movie-ing and getting 15 phones nabbed by Ah Chye.

Look, for each main title mention above, there's probably a dozen chapters under it. What a year !

Days of getting high are longed to be relived.


Special thanks to Llyod for organising an amazing farewell pool party. Food, pants , pool, drinks and house . What more could I ask for ? Wreaked havoc like there was no yesterday.



To you, readers out there, just hours ago, I started writing.......






To anwer to my question above.


No, I did not forget the 'Y'.




HAPPY NEW YEAR !

The 'z' in Le Vasiz Part 1

Look. Stop its less than one week before Christmas and a couple more before New Year.





We've probably come to the end of the line in being together as one unit/Squad/Contigen/Team/Band.





Well, you see.





LeVasiz is a lot more than just 5 members jamming around strawberry jam as a rock band. It's about friendship being at its most definitive. How many bands do you know that has 5 different races alltogether in one band ? nil. one or two. That's what i thought.








LeVasiz too is about the people behind it. The supporters. Yeah, I'm talking about the ones who've stayed with us through thick and thin. The lads that were present there when we performed, jammed, daytona-ed or McDonaled. You guys were the best group of friends that any band or person could ever have. For example, birthday boy turned man wears his 'levasiz:amoretisation' week in , week out. How fanatic ?








Generally, LeVasiz is about Leroy, Joel, Marvin, Shahrul and Thomas.





But it's also about nigel jing brian vinesh ko seng chye llyod simran cheah chris sai sam etikas dinamiks cendekias SPEC(all members) some(conv. girls) McDonalds Other Bands


StJohn's Friends&Family





And also to the ones whose names are not mention in the above All-star list.











The wonderwall times. How nostalgic ?



The high hippy times. Trips from smoking drinking coke.


Charity days. Free Us From Pain.



LeVasizmania .....Levasizzle......At our prime ! optimus?


Everyone-likes-to-camewhore days.

i GET HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS


The Emo days....back then, when we use to sing ElMO's(emo's) song !

Yeah, before I forget,Have yourself A Merry Little Big Happy Sad christmas !

Picture taken from LeVasiz' jamming room.

Lambda

Are you and I on the same wavelength ?



If yes, then come in my house . I'll get a feast ready for you. I'll set you up for your new town. We are on the same boat, aren't we ?



Wether you are or not, please refer to the picture below. Look. In all sincerity, a nice warmth message from all of us to you. This came from the toppermost of our poppermost hearts.


Voila' !










There,all you ever wanted . King/Queen/Sultan/Mayor/chief of your own town. How lovely..... Forget democracy, raja berkuasa mutlak kicks ass.


Welcome to Loserville Where Loser(s) Pay The Bill .
No more racism , just losers.

To receive residential status, to lose , you must. Don't even try winning !






LIQUOR Liquid



Cheers.....Here's one for the late night-ers. It's been a hard year. Late nights come and go. Coffee in , urine out. The basic survival tip in keeping the body alive while mugging for a paper that could mean a lifetime, COFFEE. As simple as that, say it with me , Coughfee. Three cheers for the best drink in the world. Heep hippy hooray.





Caffeine = Drugs = Alive = High = Insomnia = Nothing else better to do = STUDY



Some of you might have other ideas, its fine. You're guess is as good as mine.







Now, exams are over and holiday's in you. A change of periods comes a change of beverage. A turn for the better. Let's turn over a new leaf ,everyone . Boohooo.. to you if you're drinking any other than this.



Now,hit the lights everyone. Spotlights. Headlights. I present to you...... Here comes alcohol !


Couldn't have said It any better !


WAIT !


There's a catch.

Like every single strand in your hair, it has its pros and cons . For some, it could be straight or curly, black or blonde, grey or white, long or short, dyed or died, bald or hairless.



Well, champagne, beer, martini, whisky, gin and tonic, ethanol or any other drink related to alcohol are a drink for the gods, dogs, the useless, the clueless, the selfless, the riches, and the beatless. It's also one for the power-crazy and lam . Alcohol could lead you to bliss or a step further, it could lead you to miss. Hey, people do go to jail for drinking alcohol, you know ! Read the news ?
I heard that there was this bangla(who else) who got caught by police for drinking while peeing. Aih....Huge offense, i'm afraid.




Though, alcohols are good partners for parties and all that , It still has its disadvantages.
In this case, alcohol isn't really the type of drink you'll want beside your book, reference book, facebook, paper, flexible curve , eraser or calculator . It isn't the studios type.





Why ?





Because because.....





A beer may cause.....







This message applies to those with : 32 mb, 64 mb, 128 mb, 512 mb, 1 Gb, 2 Gb, 4 Gb, 8 Gb, 20 Gb,..............It might be immune to those with 80 Gb. Pheuww...






Now I know. To forget things , drink alcohol. I wonder which genius came out with this. Very uplifting and inspirational. I'm sure its not Einstein or Newton. One couldn't do broadband and the other has to many laws. Maybe , it's the squirrels then.







There.
The end. There isn't anymore.

I'm Only Sleeping

Here's december, without even knowing november had past....fast forward the seconds and it becomes....next year's last year.





What have we done ? (as LeVasiz)


Nothing really.



What are we gonna do ?




Well, all i know is that I don't,you see.




Anyways let's see what there's to see .... The Parable of the-I-Got-Nothing-to-do Band.




Last month , we did...





There, the famous 3 science subjects, Biography, Chemistery and Physiques.
Did i get that right ?


If you are not aware on how difficult the Addmaths paper was, Here's a small preview.
Damn tough !



Questions taken from KelanLim trial paper.





Slithering backwards , we too had and experienced the last days of our lives(in highschool) Saying last goodbyes to cheaters and foes hoping we'll never see their faces again. Relax,we're not planning to kill each other,we're not killers, man ! .........well, maybe some of us are.

Shahrul looking all gloomy and rainy. A harbinger for darker times to come.

Here's the rest of the crew or shall I say Screw. Held a meeting just hours before executing what would prove to be Joel's demise.

We casted lots and it came to a decision by The Vindraft to scrap their earlier plan which was, a rally to get their refund of 1 million barks . We thought long and hard , and we said, " For who chooses to do the shooting is plain poppycock, but the one who chooses to do the killing is the ultimate bollocks ! ".

So,we played, wrote names and then, ended up with Leroy being the chosen one to finish whatever there is to finish off.

Warning !



View at your own risk.



Parental guidance where concerned. If you're still 15 and your birthday is on the 18th of December , you're underage.



Rated as 15 PL.



Killing or a Murder as if it was LIVE.

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ARGHH.........the drummer boy is &$@# and his blood is colourless!

Poor Joel,

He would have still been alive if he had only done 'one' more drum solo. Just one more will do . But he did not.....hmm.... How tragic.





Fear not. Lucky, Hayden Panetheatre(Claire Bend It) was there on holiday after tireless acting for 11 amazing episodes of heroes season 2. She stopped by the school and generously donated a small fraction of her blood . The little blood that she gave ended up being the only that could raise Joel from the dead. Extraordinary enough, all well ends well. Joel was dead, but now he is alive. He was lost, but now he is found. Pheuww.....



Not far from there, Hiro Nakamura paid us a visit too. He thought us or rather lectured us on the tales of Takezo Kensei which of course, were very fairy tale-like . I mean he said Takezo kensei was an Ang Moh ! Shss.....Who would believe that ?



Whatever the case is, It's all forgotten for now. After an hour long of 'ununderstandable' broken japanese english, he brought us all out for some time-travelling and so to say, we pondered on our future . Who wouldn't ?

What's LeVasiz like when they're 64 ?


Unfortunately, when I'm 64.....Year 2064


Guitars will be gone . It'll be the return of the vintaged instruments.

Will you still need me,

Will you still feed me,

When I'm 64.

Wally With The Smiley

WOOO....................

SPM's OVER ! Let's Talk about revolution now !


Word's are flowing like endless rain into a papercup..............They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe

Thoughts meander like restless wind into a letterbox....They tumble blindly as they make their way across the universe



Okay , enough of that shit. let's move on to post Spm duties....

Sleep....Music...Sleep....Movies.....Online.....Facebook....Blog.....Holiday.....and finally JINGLE BELLS.

Oh my ........Oh my........


ton er'yeht,enog si zisavel!

......German ? French ? Russian ? Some exam in Spm ?


No......It's a line with the application of a concept that you call a tape loop ....a backwords guitar solo....a tape rewind.......reverse......inverse....diverse...


Still can't Decipher ?