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2008-09-04T23:18:00.002+08:00

MIDNIGHT ARCANE

2008-06-13T15:22:00.003+08:00

The last of everything that never lasted.

In case some might have missed that part,Le vasiz blog is officially dead.

demo 2(midnight arcane).wav - le vasiz

There. Thank you.

The Finish Line

2008-06-07T12:57:00.011+08:00

After giving much thought, I've come to a conclusion that it's time to dissolute.

It's time to hang my keyboards. I can't keep up anymore. There will be nothing unless the rest fills in. Which according to past statistics, is highly unlikely. Well, it's about time anyway. To take a break. No, not hiatus. The kind of break after 90minutes in a football match. It's Dissolution. Decomposition.

I started blogging because of coldplay, it was only right I stop because of them too. A rollercoaster started in July , ending in June.

By the way, VIVA LA VIDA OR DEATH AND ALL HIS FRIENDS IS OUT UNOFFICIALLY !!!!!!!! EXTRAORDINARY ALBUM !!!!!!!

I've done the whole album, but I'm still gonna buy the original anyway. COLDPLAY.

Before the disc actually reaches Malaysian shores, there's myspace and Torrent.

After listening to it, first listen, I'm giving it 5 x 10 to the power of 20 STARS.

1. "Life in Technicolor" (Hopkins) - 2:29
2. "Cemeteries of London" - 3:21
3. "Lost!" - 3:55
4. "42" - 3:57
5. "Lovers in Japan/"Reign of Love" - 6:51
6. "Yes" - 7:06
* "Chinese Sleep Chant" [hidden track]
7. "Viva la Vida" 4:01
8. "Violet Hill" 3:42
9. "Strawberry Swing" - 4:08
10. "Death and All His Friends" - 6:18
"The Escapist" (Hopkins, Martin) [hidden track]

I love every single track in there.

"I don't want to follow Death and All His Friends"

The End. Le Vasiz (2006-2008)

Hey 'June' EP

2008-05-30T11:44:00.010+08:00

A post for the month of june. UNCYCLOPEDIA-ED . Le Vasiz.....

Hey June (1990) is a single released by Le Vasiz. It is the first radio song to exceed six minutes by 70 hours. Released on a 12 disc single.

THE ORIGINS

In a recent interview, Joel Matthew revealed that the song began when Marvin Jilimin sought to write the longest song in history. He succeeded. Nobody noticed, however, that he cheated and repeated "Na na na na" over and over again. To this day, thanks to the repetition's inducement of hypnosis, not one listener has noticed this. Kinda makes you wonder how we......... No questions, thank you.

Contradicting this, however, Leroy stated that the song came about when Marvin sought to write the shortest song in history. He succeeded with the song "Na", whose length reportedly totaled less than one second, consisting of the sole lyric "Na." (This record was later defeated by preschoolers with the song 'A'.) However, the work was lost when Shahrul recorded over the original tape for one of his avant garde solo pieces.

A few days later, Marvin was too high to remember his original goal of writing the shortest song ever. He recorded "Hey June" the next day, forgetting how the song was supposed to end, and went around in circles, still under the influence of midnight arcane( a midnight mint). The recording only ended after studio producer, Spector, ran out of tape and stopped stealing it from the Rolling Stones. The song lasted 70 hours : 6 minutes : 42 seconds.

The month of June, to whom the song does not refer to, but whose name the song refers to , unfortunately.

LYRICS, COMPLETE WITH ANOMALIES OF THE RECORDINGS

Hey June / Don't make it bad / Take a sad song / and make it bet-ter / Remember to let her into your heart / then you can sta-art / to make it better / For well you know that it's a fool / Who plays it cool / By making his world a little colder

Na na na naaana na na naaa na

Hey June / Don't make it bad / you have found her / Now go and get her / Remember to let her under your skin / Then you begin
to make it better / better / better / better / better / BETTER / BETTER / BETTER… AAAAAAAAA!…

Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June

“Excellent, Marvin, that'll do fine.”
~ Leroy

Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
NAAAAAA NA NA NANANANAAAAA NANANAAAAA HEY JUNE

Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June (june,june,ju-ne,ju-ne,ju-ne)
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June(take a song and make it better)
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June( AAAAAHHHHHH...)
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June

“All right, that's enough.”
~ Leroy

Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June

“GRAAAR SHUT UP MARVIN”
~ the rest of Le Vasiz

Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Naaaa,
Hey June
Naaaaaa, na, na, na-na-na-naAAAA,
Na-Na-Na-NAAAA,
Hey JUNE
Naaaaaa, na, na, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE

“What an ass.”
~ Thomas sam

“I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!! Tired da ”
~ Joel

NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
JUUUUUNE JUUUUUNE JUUUUJUJUJUJUJUJUJUU JUNE!!!!!

NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE

“Hey, guys, cab's here…”
~ Leroy on getting the hell out of the studio(joel's room)

“Finally!”
~ Thomas and Shahrul in unity.

NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA,
NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA

NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA

NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA

NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA

NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA

NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA

NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA

NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,
HEY JUNE
NAAAAAA, NA, NA, NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA

NA-NA-NA-NAAAA,

HEY JUNE!

(At this point, Marvin collapsed, thus spawning a well known belief.)

“Ah crap,St John, HELP. You got some band-aids? My fingers bled all over the drumsticks, man.”
~ Joel

B-SIDES

1. 'Insert Title Song Here(Silent)' - 0.02
2. 'Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta' - 6.02

Thomas Sam and Shahrul Rezza collaborated for the entirely silent 2-second song "Insert Title Song Here". For "Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta", Leroy took a bass guitar and struck the A minor 7 chord repeatedly while repeating the word "gotta" for six minutes. Joel, on the other hand, banged in the bass drum in synchronized fashion to Leroy's bass. In reworking the track, producer Spector layered a sixty-person choir, the English College marching band, and the entire staff at Perling lane onto the track playing and singing along with Leroy, creating a rather grandiose effect. As such, film critic Bryant Sykretts himself declared the song to be his favorite track on the Hey June EP.

Hey June made the record for the longest single(in length) to reach no.1 in unofficial music charts all around the world.

What do the critics say ?

" This is sheer.....plagiarism! " - the fab four

"It's the best thing since I name artist of the week 10 seconds ago. Fabulous "-The rolling stones

" It's hard to listen to it without falling asleep." - NME / MTV

All statements and claims in this post are fiction. Thank you.

Ode To Joy or sarcasm in B-minor

2008-05-27T18:51:00.005+08:00

Someone once asked me a wise question about about classical music and its composers of old. It was a Q & A thing you see.

The whole thing started of with this, "Hey, what do you think of Beethoven as a composer ? How would you rate him ?"

So, I answered in a manner of mine, "Well, he's pretty good. I like his poems and vocals. That's all."

Later, another icon was put in question, "How about chopin, he made beautiful pieces, didn't he ?"

Again, i answered but with more elaboration this time, " The guy's a legend. A class musician. Out of this world. I like the drumbeats he made. My favourite of his was that number, 'Nocturne in 16-beat C#minor '. Roll over Mozart, Bach or whoever, Chopin's the real deal with his chicken CHOPs, man ! Seriously speaking. Over a long list of drummers in the past and present, he tops my list, indefinitely. There's not a musician better than him. " XD

The Quiet Ones

2008-05-24T00:09:00.006+08:00

This blog has a build of 3 personalities. I would like you to meet them.

Blog readers. Meet Here, There and Everywhere. Here, There and Everywhere. Meet the blog readers(small community though).

This is.....

...Here

There....

And Everywhere....

Here, There and Everywhere : Nice to meet you.

Blog readers : (wtfug look)...........

Still, a lot more spaces left. Good Luck filling them.

UNITED TRIUMPH

2008-05-22T06:08:00.013+08:00

MANCHESTER UNITED.
2008 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WINNERS !

It starts with "Once upon a time....blablabla.....Manchester United defeats Chelsea 6-5 on penalties after a 1-1 draw in full and extra time.""

Oh my Gauze. The story couldn't get any better, could it ? A fairy tale well ended. It had destiny written all over it. 5o years after the munich disaster . Record Breaking Giggs. 9 years after their last triumph. And the best team Manchester United and Alex Ferguson has ever had.

Let me take you past full time and extra time. It ended 1-1 with both teams sharing the spoils. Ronaldo scored with a glancing header and Lampard scored out of luck, not talent.

There is the whistle !

The 2008 champions league final will be settled by spot kicks.

So, here we go. United and Tevez to take first.

Tevez scores ! United 1-0 chelsea.

Chelsea's ball . Ballack scores ! United 1-1 chelsea

Carrick scores ! United 2-1 chelsea

Beletti scores for Chelsea ! United and Chelsea both with twos.

RONALDO is next .

Shite, Ronaldo misses ! United 2-2 chelsea

Lampard scores ! United 2-3 Chelsea

Hargreaves scores for united ! United 3- 3 Chelsea

It's still advantage Chelsea though. Here comes Ashley 'sissy' Cole.

Ashley Cole scores - just ! United 3- 4 chelsea.

Nani has to score to keep united alive

Nani scores ! United 4-4 Chelsea

John Terry to win it for Chelsea.

JT slips, misses and hits the post. United are still alive !

Pheuww......Amazing ! Heartbeat goes 1000/60.

Sudden death penalties now !

Anderson smashes it down the middle and it is United 5-4 Chelsea ! My word ! It's too much .

Kalou has to score to keep the blues alive.

Kalou scores. United 5-5 Chelsea.

Ryan Giggs to take the next one . What Drama.

Giggs scores ! Great penalty ! United 6-5 Chelsea

Anelka has to score ! It's teeming with rain in Moscow.

Anelka MISSES ! UNITED ARE CHAMPIONS !

I'm almost speechless. One word. YEAH !

MARVIN, JING AND UNITED FANS ALL AROUND THE WORLD ARE SHOUTING THEIR LUNGS OUT FOR MADNESS. TEARS OF JOY !

John Terry and Avram Grant are locked in an embrace as the rain(or JT's tear) hammers down. Terry's clearly heartbroken and is sobbing his eyes out. Much like a little girl who losses her lollipop.

Of losers and crybabies.

UNITED, of course, are jubilant; Ronaldo, Nani and Anderson are dancing a jig of delight.

Sir Bobby Charlton leads the players up the stairs, 50 years on from the Munich air disaster; how fitting that United should win the champions league in 50th anniversary of the tragedy.

And there it is, United hoist the famous trophy aloft to crown their double-winning season .

" Glory Glory Man. United '

2008 Champions League Winners : Manchester United Football Club.

.....And they live happily ever after. The end.

Putting The False in Falsetto

2008-05-21T18:42:00.018+08:00

You know " Live Forever ". I took the 2nd chorus and rewrote the song, all for Brian and his Chelsea dudes. Here's my form of poetry to you blues.

Maybe, Chelsea will never be,
All the things they wanna be,
Now is not the time to cry,
Cause Lampard is gonna die,
Maybe they're the same as Leeds,
Being teams in the bottom tree,
Man. United's gonna "Live Forever".

No hard feelings. It's part of your lifelong club story.
As a lead up to the champions league final between Manchester United and Chelsea in Moscow. Marvin records.

P.S. I'll sing and record it, if Manchester United triumphs over chelsea in this year's final.
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There We Were, Now Here We Are

I would like a 'past' for my next birthday present.
Let's see. Part of our past glories and stories were made and written in the city of KL. Go archives to find them. A lot of things we did then, will never be replicated or copied by any group or school in any form or body in the near future. Nobody could ever do what's been done in KL. Not even us. What more, others....

Even if they tried, they would have to go through a years worth of failing to actually realise there's no chance of replicating our moment of unity and glory.

Enough said. KL's past is a closed chapter. KL's future is a looker.

Just recently, I made a one day stop in KL. And believe me, my one day spent there, had more life in one day than the 30 days the KL guys(who are studying there) spent during their weekends there, in KL. There's a need for injected human life into their coagulated DOTA blood. Dose after dose, weekly. Once their normal, not playing Dota, then we'll talk.

The false in falsetto. Starts here.

There in KL, I made a trip down Hard Rock cafe. Come on. How could I not go there. A rockstar's haven. There's no other restaurant I know that's cooler and harder than hard rock cafe. Seriously speaking.I mean the atmosphere, the food, their legendary 10 OZ burger, the music, the guitars, the frames,the drinks and the TV . Legendary !

There was a lot of it I liked this time. Well, it's pretty much the same as the last. But, the music varies everytime you see.

Of the place itself. I loved staring blankly at the the guitars , the old records, the albums. All of were hunged up, decorated and screwed on the walls of the restaurant. Old models of old legends. Used ones(maube not). Cliff Richards,Chuck Berry, Elvis, BB King, The Beatles, Ono??.....you name it. Signed pictures, vinyl records, signed instruments and old posters. Pretty nice things surrounding you, eh ?

And did I mention their legendary burger ? I had them again. Classicly delicious. Beats TGIF anytime.

Back to their guitars ;

Imagine a guitar that was once there..... (observe picture)

On the floor, beside the bed......No status or name.

And now, being right up there, going shoulder to shoulder with elvis and the fab four . Top of the pops, man .

With the company of a vinyl record . Classic ! Now that's what Hard Rock's all about.

STOUND

Next stop or the stop before, would be the all-favourite J.CO Donuts and coffee. You see, I've only tasted Big Apple's before this, and they were great.
Well, J.CO's donuts and coffee are equally as good, as delicious, as tasty as their counterpart with a slight difference in some sectors. If you ask me, I myself couldn't tell the difference between the two. I can't wait to taste the original now, Krispy Kreme, ?

I came to find that J.CO and Le Vasiz has some similarities between them. Lameness.

I like this introduction. As I opened my box of deliciously made donuts, other than the donuts of course, this was the first piece that caught my eye. Hey, I took a picture of it. So, it must be something. The words ! The Introduction ! The Welcome. " If the merlion could talk.....". Gauze.

You see, the queues in J.Co are always long. Every femtosecond of time there is the same. No difference on the queeue whatsoever. It's constantly long . 1.oo o'clock , still long. 3 or 4 hours later, as long as usual. One goes out, two more comes in. Hectic.

What I ate ? Forgot. I couldn't be too bothered by their names. All i wanted was them to leave something sweeet in my mouth. And they did.

There. All these plus one free glazed donut(which is not in the picture).

All in all, J.Co makes donuts something to drool over for. All the goods are in, but I like Big Apple's more. Choices and taste are pretty much on the same battlefield. The only difference was their price and promotion. They(BigApples) gave me 3 extra donuts after I bought 6 for RM 12. Ain't that great ? Their drinks and beverages were as good as any other too. Almost matching high-profile franchises like Starbucks and Coffee Bean. Lovely.

And for a final punch, my last words on donuts, the former and latter above were alright but not for one in the market. Dunkin' Donuts. Pure shite with a capital poo symbol .

Pheuww..

After a days worth of walking, there's always a place to lean on when you're tired. The Hotel. I stayed cheap this time. Tunes hotel. The red and white one.

It was okay. Their facilities, rooms and all. But there was one moment, a stilled image of theirs that really killed my stomach muscles and fractured my jaws real bad . No, they didn't but what I saw, was eye-catching enough to catch my attention. So here it is....

They have one in the pocket that's never to be seen in the lifts of others, in KL and the world.

A picture ad of pure lamity with lame written all over it.

And probably something I and Ko would have done if they didn't do it first.

Ah.....The ad in the lift. Their lift's wallpaper !

Gauze.....sure we will.

Bye.

Old english

2008-05-19T09:35:00.008+08:00

Bloody hell, that kino and iran damn candalss. I dont know how much (cluckching) he indles+w wei. He wants to tayang is it ?

Why all tanas da ?

Did the see-saw tilt the other side ?

Do you like coffee/cincau or milk/soya bean ?

Gauze, what the fug ?

Vulgarity in scrabble : Kaninebulae , Sozin, Sijo.

If Raingod is nivhes, then Nairdog is vinesh.

(a Conversation held in our home, the st.john den)
Cheah : eh, look at pulau da !
Ko : Shss...he knows da. Redang ! Redang ! Call him that.
Marvin : Hey...too obvious. Danger. Danger ! Anagram.
Simran : Kanina, let's make a new one da. Astones! Astones ! as in Pulau Sentosa.
The rest(laughs) : Hahaha... Vinesh lag dah.
Marvin : Where's Vinesh ? he's in here meh ?
Ko : No da. Only got flying shirt !
(With hungry Nigel leading the line, the dinamik 4 comes busting in st.john den)
Nigel : Let's go and eat, guys. Rajesh ? Laksa ? Seven-E ? Ah...Pingler gang ! How are we going back after tuition ?

<<

2008-05-16T17:35:00.014+08:00

Some words have double meanings. Symbols too.

For example, that "<<" symbol on a subjected attire or uniform would have meant the rank of a corporal. But on a CD / DVD / MP3 / Ipod / XBOX 360, it brings a whole new meaning in the theme of going back. Rewind. Rewind. Reverse.

I'd love to do that now or later probably. Maybe, someday I Will. Who knows ? But logic always seems to be there to stop me. My road block. My stop sign. Stops my fantasied progress of far imagery. Hits me between the eyes where it hurts the most. Hurtful, to know that dreams are what i've become, or would never be. Only for yesterday's worth. And above all, the need to succumb to a saying/song, 'all things must pass'. Nevermind.

Watch the video. Coldplay related. The next time I get a chance or rather 'we' do. We should give this a shot. Attempt on greatness.

Warning signs. Matters all the time.

The song suits the whole 'mood' too. Goodbye.

Lost, a direction of no purpose nor cause,
Lost, begins with a puppet, of many flaws,
Lost, a show, a song, a valued force,
Lost, you're not, when Man. Utd wins and chelsea lost.

...................................................................................................................................

A special feature.

Coldbeats

2008-05-15T16:32:00.004+08:00

I believe coldplay are looking more like the fab four now with their upcoming 4th LP. The most anticipated album this year, surely(something only oasis could rival). Here are the reasons.

One, the utilisation of studio experimentation was a formula used by the beatles in their 67-68 period. They landed their best selling album with that formula. Hopefully coldplay does too.

Second, they had a fallout in the band even before LP 4 recording started. Aint that sounding familiar ? So beatles. Thank god, they manage to pull things together for the sake of good music. Amen to viva la vida and to 'st.peter' ?

Third point would be.................

to be continued.

Lost !

2008-05-13T20:26:00.002+08:00

Lost (acoustic) and life in technicolor are out in circulation . Argh.... Lost lyrics can be found in www.coldplay123.skyrock.com. A free listen too. Oh...i'm just waiting 'til the shine wears off.

Shite

2008-05-12T12:16:00.000+08:00

Argh

Viva La Vida or Me and all his friends

2008-05-10T23:20:00.014+08:00

Viva Le Vasiz. Viva la SPEC.

I'm dropping off something here before I make it through the EXIT.

A post for you and you and me and we and them.

A sad ending to an end of what was a start of a day. Parting ways.

As time went on, one left after the other. Out goes a light. One left for another.Candle lights went out. A few more left. Left are the few till there was no more. The last gasp of life, hush are the lights of only four. Before you know it, there was, is there anymore ?

Drew me closer, were spoken words, of today for tomorrow's worth. For a purpose, we look back, 'success' was a dream we always had. A dream we loved, cared and shared. Present in our heads are the moments we had. Backdate the dates, to no avail, why'd you bet if it always fails. If growing up and leaving is part of life, then coming together was a sign of life. Memmories, we saw. That's all there is....There isn't anymore.

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
Missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you'd gone there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world

I know. From the experience of others and mine, I'm aware that blog music's a bad thing. Awfully bad, I presume (To be honest, I usually moused myself out from a random blog that put's his/her music on autoplay. Can't stand their rubbish) But I also do know, that you would forgive me. For this and for my actions of playing viva la vida on auto. I know you would, cause there's always room for good music in this blog. The writers do as well. ( I made it manual )

So, I guess I shall end it here. Need I get back on packing ? Yes. It's not some small trip I'm on, you know. Will I miss 'now' ? Yes. So much more to say but hey. Tomorrow morning, I'll hit the roads. Running. I'll be going back to.......

The past. So long...Bye

There we were . Now, here we are. Thank you.

I WANNA LIVE IN A DREAM IN MY RECORD MACHINE

2008-05-08T13:02:00.007+08:00

This has got to be music download month !

Beyond belief.

Those are the two words to describe the phenomenon happening in the music downloading business right now.

The biggest week of downloading music since the BC's , AC's or whatever C's(well,the best c in the world is the c for coldplay of course) is here. It's also a breathe of fresh air to finally being able to indulge yourself with a blend of good music once again.

COLDPLAY !!!

OASIS!!!

No. I'm not being oblivious of other kinds and genres of music out there, the ones that are around you and me. I'm not neglecting other bands or other forms of music out there. I don't hate the radio because they play shite tunes everyday. I don't hate american music(maybe a bit) . I don't think today music is that bad. I have to admit, some are pretty good. But at this moment of time, when you put ear and thought to it, it's simply hard to ignore the superiority of these two british bands(coldplay & oasis) when compared to others.

Take a weighing tool. Like the ones in your physics book. Oh, nevermind, use the barisan nasional symbol instead. Lets start experimenting. Put coldplay or oasis or both on the right plate, and put any other random band, artist or musician on the other. Pick a right scale. Then observe. Results will show a huge marginal tilt to the right. For precision, consistency and accuracy, repeat it all over again. 10 times out of 10 you'll get the same answer. Unless you put beatles on the left of course. The fab four are too legendary to be contested. Conclusion : There is a border/line between great and good music. In this case, the great was on the right of course.

Okay, enough of that. I'll get back on a hard day's morning night of searching and downloading.

First stop.

I said what I said for "Violet Hill". Fantastic song.

A Spell a rebel yell

Then, in a continuous format, 'A spell a rebel yell', which is a B-side to 'Violet Hill' . 'A spell....' is another different and abnormal tune of theirs. Once again, they've gone out of their safety zone. Difference made prominent by their new profound love for studio effects and experimentation. The reverse tape being the most obvious here (the song rhythm). Not the best of melodies in this number, but the experimentation should be applauded. Worth a listen,still. Guess it only deserved a B-side. Thank gauze for that.

Viva La Vida

Next. A grandeur. A swift-moving minimalist orchestra. 'Viva La Vida'. As in the song itself, not the album. A new single from their new album of the same title(part of it though). Released by iTunes, just yesterday. So what's it all about ? Okay, if the last two didn't possess the 'whoa' factor you expected of them, then this definitely will, no maybes. It's the most commercial, light hearted and anthemic number since anything they've ever created. Get's the world singing along in no time. Good song for the rafters. Resoundingly good like past anthems , coldplay executed the track with perfection, sounding a collage of collective sounds and instruments. Mixing part of their old remedies and some of the new formula. The frisky violins, jaunty pianos, melodious strings, electronic-sounding synthesizers and almost hidden guitar riffs made it a song to love and to enjoy as you carry out your long daily exercises of living life to the extent. Long live life.'Viva La Vida' provides listeners with a scent of unity, togetherness and an element of day-dream cum imagery that we long for. A story in its own write. It endears a sound for the big events. Very world cup-ish.Who knows? Euro 2008 might take this into account. That'll be nice. Overall, it's my favourite among the new stuff and has surely reignited my love for them . I like coldplay's idea of going the lengths in trying to change the phase of music. Brilliant.

How does it sound?

Pretty good, and it is a stronger cut than "Violet Hill." It opens with a triumphant string melody, and it's the violins that carry much of the song. It's a cleaner-sounding cut than the more aggressive "Violet Hill," but it still glides along with an urgency not heard often enough in Coldplay's music.
Moments later the song gets more interesting, with a flash of rhythm momentarily sending a more electronic-sounding beat to the background. References to Catholicism grace the song, and Martin repeatedly declares that Saint Peter will be calling his name.

But never mind the biblical nods. The song further reveals the Coldplay of "Viva La Vida" to be a hungrier, more interesting band. Indeed, as the song builds, strings disappear into a twittering of electronic atmospheres that bridge the verses.

From Coldplay, we move on to the biggest thing ever since the beatles, Oasis.

Without a doubt, Oasis are still a force to be reckon with. Making it big, producing timeless tunes, giving your life something to live for. The same band that made cool Brittania hot and brought you hits like the english anthem we all know, "Don't look back in anger", the impossible is nothing " Live Forever", and that I never get tired of song,"Wonderwall". Yes, they're album's coming out in september but before that, a few studio demos had leaked out. And two or three of the tracks might be listed into their album setlist. I'll give you a heads up on two of them

"I wanna live a dream( in my record machine)"

It's already a classic in my opinion. Having that clean sound in the beginning which later evolves to the sounds from "standing in the shoulder of giants". It has the elements of their last album with the acoustic guitar but also oasis tunes of old with the solo in the middle eight. Again, noel gallagher's ability to appeal and breathe dreamery to the public eye is astounding. Pronouncing hope, making us feel one with the millions, living a positive lie, defining working-class, all we ever wanted is to dream and this song does it distinctively. Better still, if it's in a record machine. One word : Mind-blowing.

Stop the clocks

Great title. Took words out from my mouth. The same words uttered every single day of my life. Stop the clocks,man..... I need a break. A melancholy number with a sincere shout to the almighty in a request to grant him a world he could turn around. Like a book, stopping the clocks would be like putting a bookmark in between pages. You stop time.That's what I get at least.
When the night is over, they'll be no sound. Great lyrics. What else can i say about "Stop the clocks"? Blood brilliant. Another classic.

Nothing on me

An okay song. It didn't get me off my seat though. An All rocker tune. Rough vocals by LIAM. Still, a listen, you should.

There. Point and post made. I'll be dreaming.

LOVE IT HILL

2008-04-30T11:14:00.004+08:00

Brilliance in all sides, they've done another that's hard to ignore. Apparently, coldplay have done what most bands would do once they've reach their third or fourth album, which is experimentation with new sounds. The change in violet hill is significant enough to know there's a scent of maturity and a new-found edge into their music. Violet hill took off from where they left off in the last album, started with synthesizers which then moves on to more coldplayesque thumping of the piano, giving it the typical coldplay sound. The song kicks in when the guitars are introduced. All -round distorted sound of bucklands 6-stringed instrument signalled a change into more psychedelic and rocker coldplay. Giving the song the edge it needs. The song ends with Chris Martin and the piano, typical coldplay of old. As a fan, I'll say the song's a grower, first listen could only do so much, listen to it again and you will love it to bits. Still, it's an amazing song. Well crafted lyrics(below) made it even better.

Was a long and dark December
From the rooftops I remember
There was snow
White snow

Clearly I remember
From the windows they were watching
While we froze down below

When the future's architectured
By a carnival of idiots on show
You'd better lie low

If you love me
Won't you let me know?

Was a long and dark December
When the banks became cathedrals
And the fog
Became God

Priests clutched onto bibles
Hollowed out to fit their rifles
And the cross was held aloft

Bury me in honor
When I’m dead and hit the ground
My Love is opposed when unfold

If you love me
Won't you let me know?

I don't want to be a soldier
With the captain of some sinking ship
With snow, far below

If you love me
Why'd you let me go?

I took my love down to Violet Hill
There we sat in snow
All that time she was silent still

So if you love me
Won't you let me know?

If you love me,
Won't you let me know?

There's a link to the downloadable song in the lyrics above.
Coldplay is going free. Free downloads. Free gigs. Lovely band.

I wouldn't believe my radio.

2008-04-27T00:17:00.007+08:00

Gee, it was long since I last posted. Upon reasons why ? There wasn't a day before a few days ago where It felt connected again. Alright, it was more of a accumulation of events.

Though there was the taylors in JB for 2 weeks thing, I felt it wasn't significant enough for a blog post. Don't get me wrong, it was a good period of reunion but somehow, it s. There were the meet-ups and the lepaks and the bombardment of sunway but it felt more college than high school. It had glimpses of high school, but surely, it wasn't enough to write and talk about. I mean, we, as in me and taylor's gang, did visited a college instead of school. See, point made.

Moving on with times could take time itself to change. Changes are always made on the outside, but it rarely does in the inside. Even if it does, it did on a pace equivalent of an injured elephant. Inside's change-o-phobic, outside's change-o-philic.
On current state, nothing's more embeded in me than the times i had in the last two years. The past and the reunions this year. It became the source of inspiration that filled every inch of space in this blog. Never was it about the new stuff. Whether realisation occured or not, all the good post of the last were past memmories, repeats, replays in a new form, body or image. It's the same old stuff written in the past, only in a cover or mask of it's ownself. I just used them and relate and tell them out in new pictures. The same old blog-appeal. You were blinded, so was I.

Commercial break :

What do you call a bee when it's dead ?

Answer : zomBEE.

I've been busy doing music again . Never to please you, but to please me. Revived the FUFP blog. No, I did not give it CPR but I used defribilators. Kaboom ! it's beating again.

Another possible reason I could put for show, is my work. You know, working as a secret agent in a very secretive place is a lot of hardwork. I had to serve the country's Area 51 well and had to pick up and take orders. I had to cake things up too. Night-shifts were better experiences though. More leg-shaking and more CSi. Cooler experiences too. For example, like the night where I was stuck in the Landmark carpark which had closed 45 minutes ago. Heads up to night-shift, I get to drive everyday.

I drive a myvi.....ntage BMW by the way. Just like the one vinesh got phonied about.

Another reason why I had a break from the blog is probably the lack of running consecutive good times. Good times, there was but it came and go like thin air. So, what was there to write never developed enough to be excreted. Now, I understand why Nigel stop from doing spectacularity. Without ~~me and ko~~ the whole gang constantly around, he loses his ability to write. Hope the break's not permanent though.

What got me writing today should be very understanding . Doing what we used to do as a bigger group during our school years. Visiting a notfree-paid pain. In the past, we'd always complaint of it being pricey, but eventually, everyone agrees, it was worth purchasing it. The whole day brought me to the thought of the "Komm, gib mir...." post. It was a start of a run of LeVasiz classics. Should get back to my imagination.

Before it ends, even the sports played now has changed. We used to do badminton , futsal and bowling. Now, we do ping-pong( it's a game of tennis with a table separating you and your opponent). Darn, i miss futsal. It was probably the most le vasiz sport among all. It's the only competition where we won something twice with 7 in a team. I was just talking about it with nigel and simran in mamak. Last year's competition was my favourite, pure classic.

The way we go online and the reasons why we do, have changed. In the past , we did Msn, blogs, counter strike, random sites and facebook. Never did Dota. Now, they do. DOTA. The KL guys at least. We still do blog-hopping and some still do facebook, but DOTA occupies a high percentage of their time. Seriously, no life.

A change happened to the music we listen as well. It's now either too contemporary or less contemporary. Older or newer. 60's or 90's. More ulu than ever. We lost some of the tunes we walked on. It's about time search them again. In a examplary case, it's really been a long time since i've seen some coldplay playing on the song information showned by MSN. In fact, i havent been doing coldplay as well. But thank gauze, that's going to change soon. Just wait...

A new album in june and a new single in may...Coldplay "Viva la vida or death and all his friends". Violet Hill.

Oasis is coming out too....Oasis has been our favourite for the past 12 months or so. Doing wonderwall was unity at its best. The best sing a longs among the gang came from an oasis number. Even a movie had stolen the title of their first album. Definitely maybe.

No pictures.....sorry. No shooting.....this time. Argh.....lousy post.

Did you know ? "ahahahahah...lol" is "lol...hahahahaha" in reverse.

Coke-ain't good !

2008-04-09T23:35:00.015+08:00

If you're using broadband, watch the video below. If you're using Dial-up, you can try. Frustration guaranteed.

Same goes over here. If you're in a musicband, click on the video link below. If you're fed-up, frustrated you already are. Just shut your windows, will do.

Conclusion, broad and music bands, spend a minute, since you're already here, watch , sit back. Dial-up and fed-ups, good luck trying. You know you're a lag. Lacking too.

Click on the link or watch the video, it's one of those, '...If I were still young....." things. Funny ? Pretty cute. Pleasant ? Maybe. Good music ? Definitely.

Baby Queen ! We're out of pampers (expired)- Le' Vasiz

Classic

Shss! Fingers to your lips. Goodbye. A quiet one.
(whispers bye)

Hallucination. Click here to experience it.

Between you and me, you know we're never on the same tree. With reference to the title above, some will interpret it as" COCAINE" and some will read it as it is , "COKE-AIN'T". Whichever's which, you still end your phrase with a 'good'. Don't you ?
See, life is all about differences and the choices you make . The 'choices' part being the most vital. Choices.Whether it's the right or wrong ones, we still end up the same way, you and me. Death.

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2008-04-07T01:06:00.001+08:00

My post today is no post.

Le' Beep beep

2008-03-31T13:41:00.035+08:00

The picture's 3rd year Annnivessary.

You know, it used to be 5 guys 1 car and no driver. Now, things change, it's 3 cars, 1 aeroplane, 1 van, 4 drivers and 1 pilot now. Okay, maybe the pilot, aeroplane part is a bit untrue, but Thomas did fly a plane on his own (he has already registered 12 hours of plane-flying experience in his account). Now, of that, I'm pretty sure.

Pretty cool, huh ? I bet you didn't know that. Fact learned. Just hope he doesn't crash and ends up in a lost island with vinesh. That could be like , Nigthmare On Island Street or Survivor:Hormonesia or Lost 2( unseen scavangers) on the silver screen. Argh....Terrible. Nightmarish.

Besides thomas and his flight, the others are cool too except they're only lane rovers. Not as cool as boeings and airbuses(this is not some kind of bus sekolah or transit link or whatever link you know, It's a plane!) though . Nonetheless, it's still worth the drive depending on what drive your in. For example, screwdrivers aren't exactly good. They screw you. And getting screwed isn't really a joyous thing to experience, you know.

Moving on. Don't even get me started on the wheels, rides or automobiles(not a mobile phone-for the lags) driven. They're pretty amazing unlike those myvis, iswaras and wajas which are pretty lame and unglam. You see, over the years, we've traveled a lot (Nah. It's just school > cs > kolam air > tuition > perling>schools) and roamed many roads. So, an upgrade to our ride would do us just right, don't you think ? Fitting for a band of levasiz stature ? Can't decide on an answer ? Nevermind.

From an old mini, we had it pimped and the result of it......Oh boy.....

I present to you..... A Le' Vasiz special

The premiere of...........

Le' Mobile'

fuhh...too bad it could only fit twos. The band and friends are groups of fives and more. So, would have to do rounds or lap-sitting. Anything preferential to the passengers . Hormones beware.

A car of this beauty, could only be found on the blazing roads of PERLING CITY. What happens in perling, stays in perling. In this case, fast wheels, drag races, and burn-out style racing made its home in perling. Not your taman.

Is the road machine( refering to Le'mobile- Lamborghini murcielago dah..) faster than the speed of dark ?

Of course it is. The speed of dark is defined perfectly in the 'Les amourt st tous ses amis ' post. The cointoss, remember. If you know what I mean lar....

Next.

Let's check out the other rides of our friends . For a start, lets have a look on the ~~villagers~~ civillians of our beloved, Permas city-from 10000 BC-but-still- kampung in many ways.

Long before your time, since the days of genghis khan, right 'til today, in the southern province of Uzbekislim, permas people from all generations have been and are still using...

Oh, bare with me the old so kampungness...

This....

I don't know what you call this vehicle above, but I think it's called cow car or was it car cow.

Let me see, kereta lembu, so car cow it is.

Picture above shows a permas resident driving one. It's the only piece of public transport you could find there. I'm serious ! No taxi, no cabs, no buses, no Becas(that too) ! Nothing.

Pheuw....

Well, that's not too bad actually. Some of our friends.Cut. One of them still drives something so embarassing that when you lay your eyes upon, you'll get astimagtism. It's the least honourable thing you could ever drive for a 17, 18, 19 and so on..... Who am I talking about here ?

Alright, alright the guy I'm talking about is vinesh. I won't "lie" to you. I won't bring suspension into the story. Sorry dude/duddette/anywhich, we had to let it out, man/woman. Here it goes...

The Embarassing Vehicle....vinesh drives.

And the car above is called a 'PUKY TOY CAR' . Puky....doesn't that sound familiar. Oh yeah, it suits the personality of the driver pretty well, don't you think ? Just imagine if the car's name or series is called the 'ma'. Then, instead of hearing rich kids showing off their, let's say , ferrari Enzo for example, you'll be hearing dumwits going....erm.. something like...*coughs* 'puky ma'.

I wonder if vehicles like those need services. Anyways, thank goz, cars like these were not built with a gearbox and dashboard of numbers for him to read. It'll be better for him. You guys are aware about vinesh's 1+1 and 1+2's right ? Not too good.

Enough on cars. Great news, the KL DOTA NO LIFE gang are back. 2 weeks somemore. The gang's finally back in JB again. Seng Chye's able to resume his brotherly love with brian. Llyod's back to fill our omasums, abomasums and bladders. Nah, he's here to resurrect his life's nolife to gotlife again. Ko's back with more lamity and shootings than ever( No need for jokebook anymore. Get it Live from Ko). Chows and Chans will resume whatever they were doing the last time they were here. Conclusion : Lepak, will do, one day.

Too bad Jing's going back up. Happy belated B'day. He had a party in Singapore and later on in his house last night. A lot happened i heard . Anyways, beforehand, he gave us this as note :

PLEASE PREPARE TRANSPORT AND ACCOMODATION BEFOREHAND. FORGET ABOUT ASKING YOUR PARENTS TO PICK YOU UP, START THINKING OF WHERE TO CRASH. LOSERS/IDIOTS/10YEAROLDS/vineshs SAY: "SORRY, I GOTTA GO NOW, MY MOM JUST CALLED, SHE'S SCOLDING ME TO GO HOME" - NO RESPECT FOR YOU THEN.

I've started writing music again by the way. It's been long.
As musicians, Le Vasiz are composers themselves. Just like the Mozarts, Beethoveens and Tchaikovskys, Le Vasiz are somewhere in between there. You see they WERE music composers. But today, they're not. Even if they want to, they could not, you see.

Why, why ?.....look below. A Ko-duction.

What did Mozart do after he died ?

He deCOMPOSEd.(laughs in the background)

Next.

Here's the public apology part,

Everyone knows the stuff/rubbish/content I've written in the past entries and even in this one, about vinesh, have been funny but hurtful too. Here, I'll be making a public apology.I'll apologize(onerepublic) for the hurtful part but not the LOL, Lmao, laugh hysterically part. So, Sorry.

Anyways. The reason why vinesh is such a star in this blog is because he's the shooting board, the one that takes all the punches, the joke, the dark and much more unable-to-mention descriptions. You see, vinesh is and will always be , the gang's best friend.....

A picture apology. Look. Below's a picture of A man's best friend or pronouncingly, the gang's best friend.....Vinesh Nair.

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Processing....

The common Emo pose, I present you....

Vinesh ???

Darn. I know this ain't vinesh but they're both similar in some ways, believe me. One's a DOG, the other's a DAWG. You throw a bone a mile away, they'll fetch it back for you. See ? But comparing this nice spotty little fella to vinesh would be an understatement. Surely. ~~Our friend, Vinesh~~ The dog, Zippy, deserves better, he does. He made nights out in Perling memmorable remember(only some would lar) ?

The Dawg thing does ring a bell, doesn't it ?

Right now, you could hear echoes of Randy Jackson from American Idol going,

" Dawg, dawg , what were you doing ?!! That was pitchy and for the most of it, boring, Dawg."

(vinesh joins AmericanIdol and made a terrible rendition of "Sorry seems to be the hardest word")

Vinesh replies to Randy's criticism in a characteristic manner of his, " Woof ! woof !"

April fool special. No hard feelings ?

Signing off.....Beep beep.

11:11 of quotes, pictures and sleep chants

2008-03-29T00:05:00.033+08:00

Le Vasiz and friends. We have reached thus far, and from what I've seen, I'm personally dissapointed. On whatever the topic maybe, i'm truly confused as emoness has clouded my thinking ability. Emoness took my believe away and all I have is the blog.

Well, everyone needs to believe in something in order to succeed. So, to believe I will...

I believe i'll have another beer.......(good Lord, I still do believe).

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If 2 pictures could pain two thousand words, the pictures below would tell you this ;

E-M-O

Body language of emo people

sign language of emo people

Alright, I'll stop beating around the Amadika president(bush), E-M-O ain't really our thing, you see. No matter how hard we try, we still got an F for it. Very much like a bull going through an eye of a needle, we'll never succeed in doing so.

LeVasiz and friends. For the record, we ain't a group of those so-called, emo freaks(an exception for one who occasionally tries to time his emoperiod but eventually fails to. E.g. "I'm gonna emo for 10 minutes. Don't disturb me dah.."). The colony LeVasiz has and the principles we implement in this world of ours are ~~joy~~ very much what you could relate happy to, jokes and laughter. No matter what you add next to the L (whether it's -OL, -MAO, -H, -MFAO, -MHO, -aLa ), it steal leads us to the theme of joke and laughter. The same old hahahaha.

Maybe sometimes our humour may be a bit lame or a bit 'I kannot understank, so how ?' or probably just plain smart shooting. It's all in a days work depending on the people, the situation, the place or the mood we are in. Our jokes and teases come in many shapes, sizes, people and colours.

Over the years, we've had so many words said out in just the funniest way possible and also many, that could be best to describe our personality. Too many actually.

In here, there are a number of examples(not the exact quotes said out but they're close to the original).

Here's the appetiser,

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."- Someone from etika.

Through the course of your stay in this blog, i'll let you in on some old pictures too. 'Over the years style..."

Nigel once said, 'Camgiggolos'. I don't know what happen next.....

" Everyone has photographic memmory. Sure can study one, force it lar... " says Ko in a aftermath exam session.

The other noob goes, (let's say someone like Chee for instant) " Can meh ?How lar ? Imnuhiauhjbhawakal(only god knows what language he spoke).......failed mah ".

Ko sighs and tells the rest, " Haih....some just don't have film one ".

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings, " Le Vasiz on their more philosophical periods.

This is what you call ; a coffee and milk mixture picture.

The quotes are back, here it goes,

" Energy Bunny arrested, charged with Battery" - Somebody I forgot...

"You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark ? " - classic lame line.

Eating like we can. Posing-what the hell ?

Now, that's better. Everyone being themselves. Good times.

*note: observe where hujan's lying with or in between

What do you learnt when you've failed miserably ?

The lesson, my friend, is 'never try'.

The st.John 'thank you' speech :
" First, I would like to thank GAUZE. Yellow lotion. Acriflavine. Then, scissors. Triangular bandage. Elsastic tape. Crepe bandage. Iodine. Last but not least, I would also like to thank the ones that helped me the most, Cervical collar and stretcher. Thank you. Seriously, I do not deserve this award..aw...."

Want to make $$$$(big money) with your computer ? No risk ! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row. - something for the PCs

What is Syed Muzaphar's(the M'sian astronaut la) favourite key on the computer keyboard ?
I know. The SPACE bar.

There are only two things that are infinite in this world. Stupidity and the Universe. The former being harmful to the environment of course.

One of the lost examples I can still recall :

"Hello, I'm in Gong Badak, Terengganu. Erm.......Badak as in whale, you know. I repeat, gong as in gong and badak as in WHALE. You still dont understand meh ?"

The Moral days...

8 people(only) in the picture. Once you don't agree with me, astimagtism, you may have. No need for explaination why .

The way things were back then, the road to success was always under construction. Classic situations, of pure lameness, we always had.

" Dude, i'm feeling sick today, " said Seng Chye. " No, you're not. You're still Buddhist what, " replied KO.

Being unable to solve a question, Brian uttered, "Hey, shite. I don't know lah. I'm damn lag today ."
Marvin butts in and says, " Oh, I'm damn hand today ".

" Argh....I got an injury over here one. The Limb part," the agony some junior felt after he fell in training.
" How about your Wongs, Gohs and Chews ? " replied a senior who couldn't care less of the victim.

A junior pleads for mercy after being punished a 100-90 = ? push ups, " Permission to rise senior ~~yang amat mulia tuanku~~. " Senior lingers around in such arrogance resembling a roman emperor and replies, "Get up ! I give you permission to......... kiss my ass." Junior chuckles abit and gets another 20 for it. Good for him, huh. That's why, who asked you to laugh ?

A trip to KL(from larkin JB) 2 years back. After about 10-minutes into the journey, the bus stops. Thomas gets up and politely asked the driver and a few passengers in the cutest way possible, "Are we there yet ?(refering to KL) "

Le' Fast food days....

Sorry, McD. We've never taken a picture with you.
Just to let you know, we were frequent visitors at ronald's and rarely, in colonel's.

The common trickery - The Dummy

Ko and Marvin in the most believable manner possible shouts,"Vinesh, look there. Behind. So.......euww." Vinesh fell for the trick and looks back in full enthusiasm. "Where dah ? I kannot see also, "answered the confused one. " You blind is it ?" Ko convincingly replied. Vinesh then, returned, only to find his pencil box gone. He questioned, " Where is it dah ? bwing it back!!! ". Ko and Marvin pulled their best act forwards and in a oscar-winning performance said, " Huh ? What you talking dah? " Due to the effects of being at the receiving ends of the dummy, vinesh emoed for the next 15 minutes of class, the end.

This is the first and last time I'll ever be posting a picture of this sort. Good times ? Of course. Embarassing ? An awful lot.

The Sheep - Sijo meets Sozin.

The berjaya days ended here. SPEC-St.John 2006.
My satire+n are tineas-g on my retina+k . Dislikes Aliens-b and satine-m.
We are bblreacs yrpeals fo C E.

Good kalis ,
We were planning to meet at school at 8 and leroy's not here yet. So, brian calls leroy, "Dude, where are you ? Everyone's here already. " Leroy who supposedly just woke up and is still at home replies," Oh. I'm on my way. I'm near danga bay already"

Brian always gets it.Haha.

Joel goes, " You owe me. 50 cents(sense), thomas." Thomas hits back, "Where can I find that many cents. I only got smell, hearing, eyesight, common sense, nonsense..............I can't find the other senses(cents) ? "

" When is SPM ? "

" I don't know, next year maybe"

"Haha.Lum puh puh lan."
- a conversation held 10 minutes before the start of the first SPM paper.

The photo album ends here. The White Album. End of the line. No more chapters. Close book. No more looking back . The walk through memmory lane ends here. Signing off. Face it, a change would do us good. More good than harm. And a change, I Will.

Up, up and away. A lame one. Don't have to tell me. I told myself that.

" Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. Only yours is stupid.Thank you. "
- η νοοτροπία της συμμορίας(levasiz) / 帮会的思路

Beewhyeeesquare.

Final Chapter. There was, now there isn't anymore.

La amourt et tous ses amis

2008-03-18T21:45:00.081+08:00

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Dear readers/friends,

Le Vasiz and Friends : A Newer Beginning From The Old

With reference to the title above, it clearly states the backbone on what I'm going to write in this letter of mine today. Left, right, squad henti, look up and down. Look around and you'll find that half or most of what you had in the past 4 or 5 years in your life faded and gone just like rain(a symbolism of something you can't see anymore 'cause it brings darkness). You see, All things come to an end, and that's just the universal truth. But there is one thing in particular that has stayed with us since the start of it all, and that's friendship. Since the days of SPEC, up till the emergence of Le Vasiz , through the hardships of St.John and finally, the epic SPM, we all shared a special bond between each other . This unearthly bond has been the focal point in keeping us closer than ever before. And the longevity of it, no sign of ending just yet. Well, vinesh of course, shared a different side to the bond.

2. We had each other and probably others as well. The friends I had were much more of a team than any team could ever be form. There was never a question of going solo or having an 'I' going out the first place. There was always a 'we' or 'us' going out there.

Fly class, break a rule, sleep in class, misusing the den ? 'We' did and never was an 'I' in mind.( but most of the time we blame it on vinesh first, see what the consequences were and then only,confess as a group). Winning stuff, hampers, sijils, trophies and accolades ? It was always about the supporters. So, even if only 5 or 4 wins it big time, they would still owe it up to the rest. Right ?.... Again, 'we' not 'i'. Point proven. Togetherness.

So, here's a long list of the whole batch of 'we' from the above paragraph( A graph drawn by Nigel-Oxford dict. ) above.

Let's kickstart with........ Le' Vasiz.

After all, the title is about 'Le Vasiz and friends'

Le Vasiz

El' Classico. A picture only fitting for a band of our stature. The band itself consisting of me, Leroy, Joel, Thomas and Shahrul. The day we're right, strawberry jam we'll do again. Hopefully....

The next platoon of smart asses, SPEC(2005-2007)

SPEC 2007 (scrabble players of english champions)

As you're reading of this day, SPEC is officially dead. The blog and the club as well. The berjaya days are over. Goodbye, SPEC. No more quarter-to-three in the morning-mamak sessions, no more early morning street soccer, no more room scandals(thomas/vinesh and leroy/brian myspace scandal most notably) and no more stems. I really miss those. I still love the days when we used basic stems like 'SATIRE+N' in our daily conversations. A reminiscent old habit indeed . Fast forward, It's more cryptic(e.g. kino, cockcockeye) now, still nice, but not as fun as it used to be. My final words, anagram language was and will always be our trademark. We simply made it ours. No one understands why...

Next, St.John Ambulance Malaysia (EC) Division 1

Elaboration not needed.....you know who we are. 'ProUtilitateHominum'. Push ups, sit ups, kawad and first aid. Swept nationals. Ransacked den( 15 phone heist).You name it...

Who are we ? we are the best...who are we ? we are the champions lar...Who are we ? champions again lar....WHatblabalablaPain ?...conv....Who something fatigue?...Nair...Who needs water ?..pulau...What do we say ? oh my gauze...what do we do ? T.H.I.S(shite)....all for one...one for all....
Miss those days.

Here's the fun part, it's time we break complicated to simple. Groups to individuals. Skywalkers to Han solos. Superstars to superstar.
(Individuals are randomly arranged, not sorted out by any kind of ranking system)

Individual friend #1 - Para-para nigel

Nigel obviously fell asleep after a drinking session. Drunk enough, he had mistaken a bolster for a bottle or a blanket for a bottle..Both sounds para. It was vodka night alright, but what we did not tell him is that,we replaced vodka for sparkling juice. He still got drunk...haih.
Anyways, the paraness in him (which leads to an awful lot of embarrassing cum silly cum where-to-hide-my-face moments) is gratifying. Imagine having some friend like Nigel kicking a toilet door, with confidence his friend's in there, only to find some stranger innocently excreting his waste. Oh My Gauze....classic nigel.

Individual no.2 - Kampung Boy

Don't they look the same ? One's from kampung, the other's from kampung Permas. Spotting the same hair-do(penan) too . The latter being fiction of course.

Kobe, Lim Dan, Lampard,hormones and etc etc. All names were thrown at him.Nonetheless, he still stood by his virtues, Hormonize whenever you can, whatever you can. He loves perling city a lot too. He said Permas is too uncivilised and too outdated. It's so kampung....He eats farm meats, grass rendangs, fresh cow milks, sungai permas soups, fruit dusuns and ladang veges almost everyday. Kampung boy said he wants something new. So, the rest of the pack suggested to him, perling's olives. He liked it eventually.*no pun intended.

Eh, Brian. You got sick face also ah ?(picture above). Damn sesat-ed wei....

Brian answers, ' Wad...? I got gamma la. This one hormones do one. You kannot do is it ? '

News strait times : Kampung permas is situated at the south side of KuanLim in the state of Kelanlim in the country of Uzbekislim. Confusing? Just visit permas lar....

Individual 3 : Jer-Ko

Ko , my partner in laming. He's the superior really. Joking around, we did. Shooting too, we did. Everyone misses him for his lame jokes and I'm sure he also misses everyone for making them laugh . JB's loss is KL's gain. And he learnt a musical instrument there too - The harmonica. He's getting good at it. Maybe, one day, we could do 'love me do' to accompany 'wonderwall' in our live in the den performance, yeah ?

A classic Ko line, " During the dark, no touch light, meh ?...Use coke light can, light also wad ?"

What's your favourite book ? Ko answers, " Warbook ".

Individuals 3+1=4 and 5-0=5 ; World travelers

Here's two of my friends that I'm proud of having. They may have their differences, but they do have one thing in common, both have traveled around the world. Simran's been to Liverpool, New Zealand, Thailand and India, where as Jing's been to Sydney, Thailand, Japan and just recently New York. One has been me football mate for years and has probably the most no. of A's that you could never imagine. And the other has always been there for a stay over(thanks for the hospitality) and statistically, has been to more concerts in 2 years than you could count with your toes(whoa...). So, world travelers, they are. Love simran's shirt though.....it's 2nd appearance on this blog. Dude, I miss futsal dah.....

Individuals 6 & 7 The TOADS

Lim Brothers Pvt. Ltd. : Seng chye and Lloyd Lim
Sergeant.Sissy and Lloyd Trump once had a life. Blame it on KL for what they've become now. For your expectations of them, don't be surprise to find them playing DOTA from sunset until sunrise. That's routine in Kampung Lumpur. Breakfast dota, Afternoon toads, evening dota, Nightime more Dota . That's all they do besides boy bonding(refer picture) of course.....Their night outs together are equivalent to a girl's slumber/pyjama party in Amedika. That bad....huh

Conclusion : No-life

PERLING TRILOGY

Individuals 8 & 9 : True blue perlings

Cheah 'sweating' Kuan Xu and Joel 'drummer boy' Matthew

True to perling from start to end. Being back from PLKN, he's never been stronger and sweatier. Forget that. Cheah, the guy who is infamously known for his 'face'(as shown above) is currently busy sweating it all out in sunway college. Guess what, I don't know Wai....

Right side of the picture, we have Joel "Mr. doom doom dab doob dab" Matthew. He's enjoying city life in neighbouring country, Singapore. Well, Joel truly believes the grasses are greener on the other side(Singapore). He told us a story. Life in Singapore is summarized by 'the parable of the dental appointment' he had he a few weeks back....

(Dentist checks on Joel, questions his braces aftermath.)
Joel : I eat candy everyday doctor. Is that good or bad ?
Dr.Robert(not his real name) : Err......NOOoooo. No good. Candy. Teeth decay.Bad breath.No teeth. No life.No good.
Joel : (pauses for sometime)....Ohh...but....I'm having EYE candy la..
Dr.Robert : ....Biang...(suffers severe lagness to the brain)

For your information, Joel gets eye candy the moment he exits his room everyday. Now, ain't that a kick in the head.Lucky fellow. Hah. Correct me if I'm wrong, Joel.

Individual Ten plus ten minus ten times ten minus nine tens =10

LeRoy LeVasiz Perling

The real star of the group. The chauffeur as well. Always there to drive you home, burnout style. Not. Fast and furious ?? fast and funny more. He hasn't change, which is a good thing. Still does the talking, sick smiling and all the oldnew stuff. Still does singing and performing, all the good. And still a perling of course. Once a perling, always a perling. And between win, draw and lose in the standings. He hates the draw, loves the other two.

Last but not least, the moment you've been waiting for :
THE COUPLE OF THE GROUP

...... 50% Loading. Haha, your computer lagging.

Tadah.......

Move over brangelina. Here comes Thomanesha.

Vinesh(a) & Thomas

A love-hate relationship they are(vinesh love,thomas hate la.What else?). The two have gone a long way since the days of berjaya(the room scandal ala chua soi lek) up 'til the days of fairy tales(Shrek & Princess Fiona). Which one's a man and which is woman ? I don't know. Base on scientific Peka reports, vinesh was the bit unstraight and humpy and harry. So, it's your call !

Despite their varying differences, they both found love. Seperti pinang dibelah dua. This proves all you need is love to mend a relationship of some sorts.. And that's what they had.

Thomas. Flyer. Car crasher. Bassist. Bad boy(good boys finish last). Holy-roller. Rockstar. Flyer. Next time, he better fly me to France for free.

Vinesh. Cannot see. The joke. Elton john. Whacko Jacko. Shooting victim. Scapegoat. Kakak's man. Likes Kaka(ac milan). Boot-licker(sometimes good, most times bad). Dark(like chocolate). Cannot see also.

Vinesh has high IQ. Fact or fiction ? True or false ? Authentic or fake ? Valid or phoney? It's your call to make.

To rate vinesh's intelligence, observe the conversation below.

(vanish wanted kobe. YanChye wanted Kobe too. So, they settled their dispute the only manly way possible, with a cointoss)

Vanish : Oi ! By hook or by crook, I want Kobe dah. I like to CS (see-ass) kobe. So, here's the one buck coin .

YanChye : Okay, I take heads and you take tails. No changing ah....

Vanish :(shows pervy face) Fine with me dei. If I win, I get Kobe, right...dei(shakes head)?

Yan Chye :(grins broadly)....yalar....Heads I win, tails you lose dah. Okay ?

Vanish :Okay dah.....faster la toss the coin dah. My hormones cannot wait, I potong now...dah

(some random guy tosses the coin and it turned out to be 'TAILS')

YanChye : HAHAHAHa...LH(laughs hysterically). Tails dah! Tails you lose. I win dah. I win !

Vanish : (Pulls his chest hair in dissapointment) Shit. Sijo. Fug. Sozin. Kanina. Babi. no more HORMONEs......Now no more squarepants edy dah.

*Characters in this conversation are fictional for perception reasons.. For example, kobe is a fe-male's name. So, don't get over excited,yeah ?

If you don't get the conversation, read it all over again. It may cause you to suffer from ; lagness pneumonia. So, is vinesh a person with high IQ credibilities ?...It's your call.

Tips : Think positively of others especially OTU(decipher this the positive way, org ~~tiada~~ terlalu upaya maybe ?) patients. Nonetheless, it's still your call.

This is all the time I have today. Hope you reply my letter ASAI (as soon as impossible)and please keep writing. See you again sometime and may god bless. Goodbye.

'Til we meet again.

P.S. I don't know what to say.

Yours sincerely,

Don't forget 'me'. I should've been sleeping like a log rather than being here? No ?. Well, It's been long. A bit draggy, a bit rubbish, a bit camwhore, too much bollocks . I know. Still, only one word to describe it ; Fantastic.
Marvin. LeVasiz. Signing off.....

Komm, gib mir...

2008-03-15T11:50:00.037+08:00

Anagramming not needed, translation does.

Nevermind the title, it has nothing to do with the entry below.

Rewind back a few days. Back to 12th March 2008. We, LeVasiz and friends, spent the whole day reliving last year's normalities.

For a start, we gathered at Aachi Chettinad Curry House in Kolam Air or more famously known as Rajesh among the clique for breakfast just 2 hours before the results were out. Deja vu, it was. Occupying the longest table in the air conditioned room, we joked and we ate goodbad old mamak food.

Looking back......
Rajesh in history, was the most common eatery for us back then, during our school days. We ate there with an average of twice a week, almost. Why ? Tuitions, Closes to school and last but not least, we got sick of Laksa.

Here's some pics for your own satisfactory,

Eating classic roti

Everyone enjoying the shooting....hanging out with us is like attending a shooting seminar. We got all the guns. The shooting board as well(vinesh).

There, we ordered the same old nothing new stuff. You know ? Nes' ais(still a fave), teh o, teh ais, milo ais and whatever that is ~~household~~ mamakhold in a mamak.
We did try ordering something out of the usual but poor thing, it eventually came to a simple "takde" with a bit of shake to the head. What did we asked for ? Roti Tampal Goyang. Sounds fascinating enough, wait till you try it. It's nothing special, just simply goyangable.

Later, we made the walk to school. Yes, the walk. Not the drive. Between machines and legs, the machine has been more of a common in 2008. So, we chose too walk. Rather nostalgic.

Like the past, we walk the talk in kolam air. Creating havoc like we used to. Inviting glass-breaking car honks from every single direction out there.

See, with us on the road. Cars struggled to reverse. They even made a 2 laned road into 3(observe left side of the pic). It was a walk we talked into getting some cock at school later.

It rained,drizzled and shined

It was drizzling, bryant went sizzling. He sizzled so much, Koala and Sengapore stuck with him like glue. Held each other tightly to protect themselves from the rain. I'm not talking about the rain as in the liquid that falls from the sky, i'm referring to the one lurking behind.
Statements above might cause a certain lagness to your brain, so nevermind if you don't understand.
As conclusion, we learnt that rain encourages touchiness, closeness and builds a bond between people.
*all names(in bold,colour,italic) are fiction in order to protect their identity,pride and integrity.

Another aspect that needs to be addressed from the picture is vinesh. Look at the smirk on his face. He's having pleasure watching them 3, cant you see ? Joel asked him a question on what he was thinking, and he replied by saying it was eye pleasure for him , equivalent to watching ....~~prawn~~.... *ahem. Vinesh claimed he finally got to 'wash eyes'(translation to BM).
....But unfortunately moments later,Vinesh let the cat out the bag by accidentally shouting out 'Hormones' all of a sudden. Everyone stared at vinesh in disgust......cut......they laughed at him a hysterically. Call ambulance,please !

For more atrocious, need-parental-guidance, 18sx pics, view Jing's photo album in facebook....

Or you could look below...tadah...

Straight A'ss

Sometimes getting straight A'ss is not the easiest thing to do. Nor is it impossible. But if you're trying to hard, don't let it Be. When everything comes before you, don't C(see) it, touch it.

Nevermind about that, let's fast forward past Spm results. As you've heard on the papers or you may not, Simran got 12 straight A1's. And mind you, sin chew daily, his name's not Gurpreet nor did he take 13 subjects and scored 2 A2s. Getting a report of that sort should be precise, damn it. Anyway, here's a pic of the future hall of famer, Prabhsimran Singh. Get your names right, newspaper!! Leroy's in there too( did extremely well only for Bk to cause him) as well as the photographer, Jing, of all the pics in today's post.

Chinese reporter asked simran about something or was it anything,

So, Simran answered the reporter ingeniously by saying he was what he wore,( of course with the reporter's level of intelligence, he did not understand. So simran just showed him his shirt), My Girlfriend says,' I want you(referring to the shirt-wearer) to be more affectionate'. So now I've got 2 girlfriends." (as written in the shirt). Okay, it's not as bad as you think it is, it was a message actually meant in a metaphorical manner.

Take it in from this angle :

no.of girlfriends = 2

no. of A's = 12

no. of girlfriends = no. of A's. Get it ? no ?

Moving on,

We went straight to TGIF. An abbreviation which generally stands for Thank God I Farted.

Again, we ate big and drank bottomless coke. I liked the Coke, it was a miracle, that my cup was never empty. I raced the guys into finishing their drink the fastest, but my coke kept coming back for more. I tailed behind. So, i gave up.....Ate my burger instead( this time my plate went empty). thank gauze , it wasn't bottomless.

No pictures this time....only images...

There, Brian eating sabertoothtiger's meat from 10,000 BC. He was so hungry he ate the farm chickens as well from Kampung permas. So kampung.....He even gave them a name, ~~buffalo wings~~ sayap kerbau.

A KL production.....

Here, you could see Nigel falling for a trick played by Ko and the KL gang. Nigel saw no point to the trick, so did I. Still, it was pretty drama watching nigel panicked, while anticipating paraness, like his drink falling off, leading to pants getting wet and coked. That would be embarassing, wouldn't it ?. Despite his ability for unpredictable paraness, ~~Nigel~~ the coke survived and was not embarassed. Thank gauze.

From all dishes placed on the table, the only dish that went unfinished was the mouth-watering Sundae. Don't know why but I guess it was an issue on the name. We find it hard swallowing the fact that we are eating a sundae on a wednesday. It should be called wednesdae instead, don't you think ?

AND NOW A PICTURE OF THE FAMOUS SUNDAE(only) !!

If you think there's someone in the picture, you're wrong cause there's only something(which is the sundae) in the picture.

Well, press B 87(nightvision plus a lot of flash) if you really want to see that someone in the pic. Warning : You might not like what you see or cant see. It's something explicit and nightmarish. E.g boogeyman, orang minyak.

Right after TGIF, some left for KL and the majority of us went to City Plaza. Played there.........the end. Shall not continue.....

........The original gang gathering ended there anyway. Overall, we had a high day just like we used to occasionally. With NS , KL , SG, and JB people grouping up to form a formidable line up once again, for probably the last visit ever together as a segerombolan to school territory. Guess it's goodbye EC.(not to be confused with election comittee)

A day of pure......

"Good harmonisation comes better hormonisation.... " LeVasiz and friends.

Time timed itself

2008-03-11T00:59:00.006+08:00

What a relieve ?

It's been a month since I did anything here.

It's a must for an entry. Back form Plkn.

What did i learned there ? Well, 'God, save the queen' and 'majulah Singapura'.

Hah. Of course not. Back there , I learned that PLKN is actually 'Program Kannot Lagging Negara'. Seriously, that's what it's all about. See what happens when you lagged and don't buck up, you lose 5 . You'll lose your ph value as well.

Not.

Okay,back to current topics. Manchester United thrashed arsenal 4-0, Chelsea are big losers, BN won again but in an unconvincing matter, the lost are still not found and SpM's coming out on the 12th.

Shall not touch any of the above today. Least not today.

Let's talk about food . Food's a good topic. So , food it will be.

And the best of them all are the famous Joel Drumsticks.Mmmmm......delicious. (pictures could be viewed from the last post)
Shame on you if you've never heard of them. Shame on us, if we've never told you.

Snough said. let's talk about its origins.

Where do Joel's drumsticks come from ? How is it spectacularly made to its fine body ?

Well, drumsticks are made, moulded and spiced up by this lovely object here. A specially made model by Einstein himself. Every single part was closely built to perfection. Still, the first of its kind and the last.......

The vasizeldrums. Lame name, nevermind.

Very much the greatest thing ever engineered by human. It's main structure's made of cymbals, kuali, cups, bowls, pales, buckets and chilies or tomatoes for its flavour(noticed the red ? )

Now you may ask a question. Where could i see/get one ?

That's easy.

Right, the only place where you can find this creature is at the back kitchens of......

McDoonelt , I'd sozin it. Where eating meets stu-bit.

So go to your nearest mcd and order yourself joel's famous drumsticks. Comes in sizes depending on your liking/beating. 8-beat, 16-bit, little-bit, rab-bit,hab-bit.....also can

*guitars bass and keyboards not provided

Growing Up

2008-02-24T18:44:00.013+08:00

Dear friends and occasional readers of LeVasiz.blogspot.com,

its been practically a soundless year for us this year 2008 and sad to say, it sounds as if it'll stay that way for some time.. no, we're not going on a 'hiatus', neither are we getting high at you, we've just sorta went our separate ways at the moment.

Hold your horses, before you jump to the conclusion that we've "broken up" i'd like to highlight a few things to prove that this year, just like any other year before this, is still the same.

1. Shahrul

shahrul's job was to make people happy by providing us with the nicest cakes you could ever find. they came in many shapes and sizes, black (chocolate) was always the favorite. every morning, his factory produces sniff worthy smells of fresh cake.

now of course, he's still in the cake producing business, (i'm sure band manager nigel is too) albeit now he's working in Jusco taman university's bakery. in malay i think, that's what you call 'bagaimana acuan, begitulah rupa cakenya"

point no. 1 proven.

Shahrul last year=Shahrul now

2. Leroy

Leroy was always the fashion dumb one, perpetually in his black long sleeved shirt and jeans. never daring enough to wear something more rockish (piggy) like t-shirts with skeletal bones and Famous amos t-shirts. He always liked talking a lot too.

now, Leroy's working as a full time small time surveyor for malaysia's Fashion savvy fraternity "Fashion tourism Malaysia" interviewing the many bimbo Blond fashionistae at Sultan Ismail INTERNATIONAL airport.

Sultan Ismail International Airport in all its splendour

he especially njoys shooting them blondie's about the fact that they prefer Salvatore Ferragamo and Gianluca Vialli and Rafaelo Nadalo to ADIDAS and Levi's. How Bimbo can they get!

point no 2 proven. Leroy still is fashion dumb.

Leroy then=Leroy now.

3. Marvin the Wences Jilimin

marvin always lived up to his motto "pro utilitate hormonum" which nearly means 'service for mankind'. he stood by this motto where ever he went, kicking balls, 360-ing, playing badminton, you name it. where ever he went, he was serving. (though in badminton, services are alternated among each player if points are won)

even now, marvin is still living up to his motto, albeit for a slightly more local cause, 'Pro utilitate Negara" which very much means National Service.

even there, he's still kicking balls, (s.s. for your information, Marvin wakil-ed his camp in the Kejohanan Futsal antara Kem-Kem and did well) doing 360 minutes of community service and much much more!

for every action, there is an equal an opposite reaction. Marvin, watch out for Seng next. you might be the next one getting served.

point 3 proven. Marvin the man then=Marvin the even manlier man now

4. Joel

oh the ever charming and skilled drummer of our band. always the man of the feminine fans, always the drummer with the solid sticks and the graceful fingers to help guide the sticks to the rhythm. always cheery, always happy, always enjoying life to the fullest.

now, let's just say he's found he's home away from home. Hot Chicks abound, succulent, tasty, tan looking, all the ingredients for a happy life at his doorstep. he's saying "I'm lovin' it" everyday with the wonderful atmosphere down there in singapore. i wonder if i'm getting this right, Joel if you see me online, do correct me. Joel's now studying in sir Knight Francis' College in singapore. in short, KFC.

-i wonder if they do drive through's in your school. i'd like to have an Extra Hot Drumstick, and you gotta make sure its finger licking good.-

oh lookie. sir Knight Francis' College's chicks look so yummie

(for those with beautiful eyes, don't roll them. my mummy says they'll lose their sparkle if you do. see what happened to the rolling stones!)

finally.

5. Thomas

Thomas loved to do one thing. in fact i've got confidence in him that he'll successfully get to do it for the rest of his life. Well you see, Thomas had a knack for Flying even in his secondary school days. He'd fly mornings, afternoons, sometimes even evenings.

woke up late? no problem. FLY!

don't like the long bus ride to school? no problem FLY!

don't feel good? FLY

Thomas recoined the famous AirAsia phrase into a more pessimistic one, "Now ANYTHING can fly!"

that was then.

Now, Thomas is actually persuing his lifelong favourite thing to do. Recently, he joined the JB flying club in hopes of being a professional Flyer.

yes yes, all that flying really helped him and i wish him all the best.

can't really make out what thomas is saying but i'm guessing its "how come my laser eyes don't work?!"

Point 5, Proven.

Thomas the School Flying boy then=Thomas the flying school boy now

in Conclusion, its very sad that we haven't had the time to get together for a bit.

Maybe its just , Growing Up.

Each of us have our own roads to take in our lives, but nevertheless, all roads lead to Joel's House.

It's Belibis, go anywhere in Perling and you'll pass it.

Doesn't Perling Rock?

whoops, this isn't joel's house.. i just wanted to show off joel's pink sticks. imagine how they'll taste. SAWEEET.

more songs coming soon.

signing out- Numbered Point No. 2

I will, I did, I miss you

2008-02-10T01:58:00.000+08:00

What's a marvin without leaving a post before he leaves,huh ?

5 days in JB and i honestly had the best company around me, in helping myself to potray a happy orange(refer last post). No doubt it was the best days of my 2008 life YET. Thank god for CNY holidays.

What we rode and what we did all played a part in making these holidays a not so holy week for us. To me, it's not really about the celebration and all, though i may be 1/4 chinese, but it's more to the reunion I had with family and friends and computer ??. Maybe, there were one or two missing, yeah, but still, my limited days in JB were enjoyable. I mean seeing everyone again was special enough especially Bryant who had a new penan haircut, Ko who could still carry out jokes and lamity, vinesh who was and still is as hippy and gee-aye-why as the past, nigel who still spills drinks with his undisputable paraness, Leroy llyod chris joel who drove and still does in a way as if it was daytona all over again, Ah seng who still goes for *ahem , simran who's still so lepak,and for the rest who I've not mention, don't feel down, you're not left out. It's just that your names unwritten here.

Maybe, everything was too short. The gambling could have been longer. The hongbaus could have been more( more than enough actually). The driving could have been wilder.The shopping malls could have been open. The car bang could have been worse( by a policeman). The lepaking could have been more lepak. The jokes could have been lamer. The music could have been more beatley. The futsal could have been more football. The sleep could have been dreamier. The drinks could have been more coke no bull. The dance could have been more dragon than emptyness . The people too could have been more the merrier.

But that's how it was, so I'll let it be , let it be , whispered words of wisdom, Let It Be.

But Hey,

Where's the dragon dance you promise us in your Kampung permas, Brian ?
I'm still waiting.

This dragon came from the south china sea. No wonder it took so long to arrive.

End of the line. This is what everyone should refer to in the future in whatever situation they are in. Stay smiley, don't be greeny.

Oranges aint to bad after all. Hah.

Not the lamest i've written but it's worth a post.

Goodbye. Happy Birthday. Get high !

Wishes of.....

2008-02-06T22:20:00.000+08:00

A Happy Chinese New yEar

....To friends all over coming from chinatown to permas to perling to Kelanlim(wherever this place is ?). Happy Chinese New Year !

To all who wasted their time paying a visit to this blog , gambling on whether a new post had arrived. Happy Blog new year ! this is the 1st for 2008.

To the ones who are not new year-ing, Happy holidays.

And to those who are popping their fireworks tonight, be sure of a blast. Who gives a shit if you lost a finger, injured, grazed,bled or burned yourself? Nobody. Hospitals will be close. Clinics will be open for 24 seconds. Oh yeah, please try to make yourself bleed, cause red is the colour to have anyways. Ala liquedified hongbaos coming out from your wound.

The next thing that comes to mind during CNY ~~( chinatown in new york )~~ is.....

LIMau. Oranges.Olenjes. Here, in Malaysia, they come in many shapes and sizes.... and faces too. Through faces, various types of emotions and feelings are observed and analysed . Colour remains constant though, Orange.

So, which are you ?

happy or saddy ? elmo or emo ?

Last words : Happy Chinese New Year and Happy Holidays .

Too bad this won't be long.

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113 个文章，上次发表日期为 2008-2-6

An entry from downtown chinatown.levasiz

BurNS

2007-12-30T02:04:00.000+08:00

Look. Beethoven's , Clapton's , Harrison's , Tchaikovsky's, Hendrix's, Gallagher's best kept secret is about to unfold !

The coolest instrument ever to be made is complimented by

The coolest name any guitar could ever have .

The days of Fender stratocasters and Gibson Les pauls attracting the eyes of guitar enthusiast and many music lovers alike are numbered .

Cause what you're about to witness here, is The BOMB.......It'll make your heart go boom that even when you're sleeping, you're awake...good morning.

For starters, images you're about to witness here are true and have gone under the quality sirim checks of highly advertised L.E.V.A.S.I.Z. The greatest guitar title has been verified for its genuinity.

Let's see, with respect to other guitar giants with their own line of custom made series for artist and blablabla, are unable to fare up or better still, stand toe-to-toe , shoulder-to-shoulder with the masterpiece you're about to witness below. So eat your hearts out Fender, Gibson, Yamaha, Ibanez, Paul Reed Smith, Hofner, Rickenbacker, Jacksons, Ovation or whatever chaplang brand noticed in your nearest pasar malam. Here's the real beauty, the rest are just viewty.

Hold your Breath . Breathe in, breathe out....

(drum rolls) + 128 beat by Joel

Music plays( Nananana......jeng...jeng....jeng)

I shall now present to you ;

The Greatest Ever Six-stringed instrument to be made !!!
The Burns Marvin 1964

How cool can cool be ? The Marvin.

(perasan meter= 100 homs)

What do the critics say ?

Burns is a Burns, and he who fancies the look of a guitar, knows and wants no alternatives.

As elegant as a strat, as bluesy as a gibson.But even without these, the guitar provides, what its name, it's image and it's looks promise.

classic-inspiring sounds of the 60s and also modern moderate distorted sounds are reproduced with such distinguishing high quality. Now, doesn't that explains it all. The Marvin.

Beatles > oasis > coldplay. End of hierarchy. Listen to The Beatles for yesterdays, Oasis when you're feeling important and Coldplay when you're close to your heart. These 3 bands are equivalent to the 3 stripes you wore and will wear everyday. Adidas. Impossible is nothing .

The toppermost of music's most poppermost creations. The cream of the crop.

Signing off,

M.W.J gonna get you high (parody/tribute)

Happy New Ear. Did I forget the Y ?

2007-12-29T02:48:00.000+08:00

Okay, It's killing me.

What is ?

Every single thing I did for the year 2007 that could not be replicated for the first 3 months of year 2008. Tragic ? You bet. It's whole lot worse than the murder of Benazir.....blabla(Politics,we shall stay away)

E.g. Blogging(who does ?) , Onlining(Lovely word ! People, this word should be immortalised. No ? ), facebook-ing (ah seng still does) and etc etc......

For what the future holds, One thing's for sure, this BLOG will undergo a state of hiatus or 'coma' for the next 3 months or so. Unless could recreate a new meaning for this blog, consider this blog dead. Shots of defribulators are unable to do anything about it, what more could I say about chest compressions. Amoretisation.

We've gone too far ahead now. So let's stop time and enjoy the New Year. After all, soon you'll be writing 8 instead of 7 . The 200 stays constant.

8 days a week, It will be, instead of the ordinary 7 . Hopefully, 2008 tones down a gear lower if compared to 2007. A bit over the limit , there. Time flies real speedy. D'you know what i mean ?

But even before 31 December 2007, apparently, everyone's been saying their farewells and goodbyes. True, seeds will be dispersed here and there(viriparity?) and friends will go on their separate ways. For some they'll be Lost, some will be Heroes, maybe Desperate husbands and for a certain few, Prison break.

Gauze, a year had passed like a blink of an eye, and I'm still hoping for a rewind. Guess my player isn't what It's said to be. Heck ! It doesn't even have a pause or channel button. You know, another feature that I would love to have on the remote, is the copy, cut and paste feature. Imagine, having control with just one click, you could cut the piggies, separate them and then, pasting it on the surfaces of a sewage system. How cool ?

Will I miss things ?

I did and I will.

To address the band, it's been about 2 years since we played our first FOA. Miss the long jamming sessions in Joel's. Played/jammed for 4 hours without paying a cent. Now, that's not very common, is it ?

Now the rest, could take a grandma's story to finish.Shall cut short.

To friends, members, gangs and friends, it was just months ago we were flying, laughing out for 'lamity', shooting the bullets out of blacks/whites and hormometers, wonderwall-ing, seven eleven-ing, mamaking at rajesh, laksa-ing, camping(the cs meaning), sleeping~~together~~ in class, scandaling, scrabbling, boozing, bowling, futsaling, movie-ing and getting 15 phones nabbed by Ah Chye.

Look, for each main title mention above, there's probably a dozen chapters under it. What a year !

Days of getting high are longed to be relived.

Special thanks to Llyod for organising an amazing farewell pool party. Food, pants , pool, drinks and house . What more could I ask for ? Wreaked havoc like there was no yesterday.

To you, readers out there, just hours ago, I started writing.......

To anwer to my question above.

No, I did not forget the 'Y'.

HAPPY NEW YEAR !

The 'z' in Le Vasiz Part 1

2007-12-19T20:22:00.000+08:00

Look. Stop its less than one week before Christmas and a couple more before New Year.

We've probably come to the end of the line in being together as one unit/Squad/Contigen/Team/Band.

Well, you see.

LeVasiz is a lot more than just 5 members jamming around strawberry jam as a rock band. It's about friendship being at its most definitive. How many bands do you know that has 5 different races alltogether in one band ? nil. one or two. That's what i thought.

LeVasiz too is about the people behind it. The supporters. Yeah, I'm talking about the ones who've stayed with us through thick and thin. The lads that were present there when we performed, jammed, daytona-ed or McDonaled. You guys were the best group of friends that any band or person could ever have. For example, birthday boy turned man wears his 'levasiz:amoretisation' week in , week out. How fanatic ?

Generally, LeVasiz is about Leroy, Joel, Marvin, Shahrul and Thomas.

But it's also about nigel jing brian vinesh ko seng chye llyod simran cheah chris sai sam etikas dinamiks cendekias SPEC(all members) some(conv. girls) McDonalds Other Bands

StJohn's Friends&Family

And also to the ones whose names are not mention in the above All-star list.

The wonderwall times. How nostalgic ?

The high hippy times. Trips from ~~smoking~~ drinking coke.

Charity days. Free Us From Pain.

LeVasizmania .....Levasizzle......At our prime ! optimus?

Everyone-likes-to-camewhore days.

i GET HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

The Emo days....back then, when we use to sing ElMO's(emo's) song !

Yeah, before I forget,Have yourself A Merry Little Big Happy Sad christmas !

Picture taken from LeVasiz' jamming room.

Lambda

2007-12-11T22:38:00.000+08:00

Are you and I on the same wavelength ?

If yes, then come in my house . I'll get a feast ready for you. I'll set you up for your new town. We are on the same boat, aren't we ?

Wether you are or not, please refer to the picture below. Look. In all sincerity, a nice warmth message from all of us to you. This came from the toppermost of our poppermost hearts.

Voila' !

There,all you ever wanted . King/Queen/Sultan/Mayor/chief of your own town. How lovely..... Forget democracy, raja berkuasa mutlak kicks ass.

Welcome to Loserville Where Loser(s) Pay The Bill .
No more racism , just losers.

To receive residential status, to lose , you must. Don't even try winning !

~~LIQUOR~~ Liquid

Cheers.....Here's one for the late night-ers. It's been a hard year. Late nights come and go. Coffee in , urine out. The basic survival tip in keeping the body alive while mugging for a paper that could mean a lifetime, COFFEE. As simple as that, say it with me , Coughfee. Three cheers for the best drink in the world. Heep hippy hooray.

Caffeine = Drugs = Alive = High = Insomnia = Nothing else better to do = STUDY

Some of you might have other ideas, its fine. You're guess is as good as mine.

Now, exams are over and holiday's in you. A change of periods comes a change of beverage. A turn for the better. Let's turn over a new leaf ,everyone . Boohooo.. to you if you're drinking any other than this.

Now,hit the lights everyone. Spotlights. Headlights. I present to you...... Here comes alcohol !

Couldn't have said It any better !

WAIT !

There's a catch.

Like every single strand in your hair, it has its pros and cons . For some, it could be straight or curly, black or blonde, grey or white, long or short, dyed or died, bald or hairless.

Well, champagne, beer, martini, whisky, gin and tonic, ethanol or any other drink related to alcohol are a drink for the gods, dogs, the useless, the clueless, the selfless, the riches, and the beatless. It's also one for the power-crazy and lam . Alcohol could lead you to bliss or a step further, it could lead you to miss. Hey, people do go to jail for drinking alcohol, you know ! Read the news ?
I heard that there was this bangla(who else) who got caught by police for drinking while peeing. Aih....Huge offense, i'm afraid.

Though, alcohols are good partners for parties and all that , It still has its disadvantages.
In this case, alcohol isn't really the type of drink you'll want beside your book, reference book, facebook, paper, flexible curve , eraser or calculator . It isn't the studios type.

Why ?

Because because.....

A beer may cause.....

This message applies to those with : 32 mb, 64 mb, 128 mb, 512 mb, 1 Gb, 2 Gb, 4 Gb, 8 Gb, 20 Gb,..............It might be immune to those with 80 Gb. Pheuww...

Now I know. To forget things , drink alcohol. I wonder which genius came out with this. Very uplifting and inspirational. I'm sure its not Einstein or Newton. One couldn't do broadband and the other has to many laws. Maybe , it's the squirrels then.

There.
The end. There isn't anymore.

I'm Only Sleeping

2007-12-05T17:48:00.000+08:00

Here's december, without even knowing november had past....fast forward the seconds and it becomes....next year's last year.

What have we done ? (as LeVasiz)

Nothing really.

What are we gonna do ?

Well, all i know is that I don't,you see.

Anyways let's see what there's to see .... The Parable of the-I-Got-Nothing-to-do Band.

Last month , we did...

There, the famous 3 science subjects, Biography, Chemistery and Physiques.
Did i get that right ?

If you are not aware on how difficult the Addmaths paper was, Here's a small preview.
Damn tough !

Questions taken from KelanLim trial paper.

Slithering backwards , we too had and experienced the last days of our lives(in highschool) Saying last goodbyes to cheaters and foes hoping we'll never see their faces again. Relax,we're not planning to kill each other,we're not killers, man ! .........well, maybe some of us are.

Shahrul looking all gloomy and rainy. A harbinger for darker times to come.

Here's the rest of the crew or shall I say Screw. Held a meeting just hours before executing what would prove to be Joel's demise.

We casted lots and it came to a decision by The Vindraft to scrap their earlier plan which was, a rally to get their refund of 1 million barks . We thought long and hard , and we said, " For who chooses to do the shooting is plain poppycock, but the one who chooses to do the killing is the ultimate bollocks ! ".

So,we played, wrote names and then, ended up with Leroy being the chosen one to finish whatever there is to finish off.

Warning !

View at your own risk.

Parental guidance where concerned. If you're still 15 and your birthday is on the 18th of December , you're underage.

Rated as 15 PL.

Killing or a Murder as if it was LIVE.

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ARGHH.........the drummer boy is &$@# and his blood is colourless!

Poor Joel,

He would have still been alive if he had only done 'one' more drum solo. Just one more will do . But he did not.....hmm.... How tragic.

Fear not. Lucky, Hayden Panetheatre(Claire Bend It) was there on holiday after tireless acting for 11 amazing episodes of heroes season 2. She stopped by the school and generously donated a small fraction of her blood . The little blood that she gave ended up being the only that could raise Joel from the dead. Extraordinary enough, all well ends well. Joel was dead, but now he is alive. He was lost, but now he is found. Pheuww.....

Not far from there, Hiro Nakamura paid us a visit too. He thought us or rather lectured us on the tales of Takezo Kensei which of course, were very fairy tale-like . I mean he said Takezo kensei was an Ang Moh ! Shss.....Who would believe that ?

Whatever the case is, It's all forgotten for now. After an hour long of 'ununderstandable' broken japanese english, he brought us all out for some time-travelling and so to say, we pondered on our future . Who wouldn't ?

What's LeVasiz like when they're 64 ?

Unfortunately, when I'm 64.....Year 2064

Guitars will be gone . It'll be the return of the vintaged instruments.

Will you still need me,

Will you still feed me,

When I'm 64.

Wally With The Smiley

2007-12-03T23:27:00.000+08:00

WOOO....................

SPM's OVER ! Let's Talk about revolution now !

Word's are flowing like endless rain into a papercup..............They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe

Thoughts meander like restless wind into a letterbox....They tumble blindly as they make their way across the universe

Okay , enough of that shit. let's move on to post Spm duties....

Sleep....Music...Sleep....Movies.....Online.....Facebook....Blog.....Holiday.....and finally JINGLE BELLS.

Oh my ........Oh my........

ton er'yeht,enog si zisavel!

......German ? French ? Russian ? Some exam in Spm ?

No......It's a line with the application of a concept that you call a tape loop ....a backwords guitar solo....a tape rewind.......reverse......inverse....diverse...

Still can't Decipher ?

SPM

2007-11-06T00:15:00.000+08:00

Yes , the whole levasiz is under spm - Stress before Peperiksaan in Malaysia.

And yeah, we haven't updated for quite a while , too long la. Too much sejarah there.

So, wish us Good luck, yeah ...

Even now , I can hear people shouting , screaming , wishing me without meaning it, saying " Hey, Good luck !" . Must have been from a mile away from where I am right now - part of my superhuman abilities. What a distance.

Thomas and Joel , stop fighting ! Marvin you too !
Let's just say facebook's shite for the time being, to block our minds from accepting it as an everyday drug needed to boost our coloured lives, ya ?

It's a bit like amphetamine,you see - A high dose or excessive use of it could lead to anxiety, hallucinations, severe depression and psychological dependence.
As conclusion, stop taking it.

This part below explains everything that has gone around us so far.........

I say yes, you say no.

I say stop, and you say go go go............

Oh no................

You say goodbye and I say HELLO.

hello,hello

I dont know why you say goodbye, i say hello.

It's an irony isn't it. Everyone has finish theirs and we still have world war one and two coming up !

There, whole post of contradictions and full of juxtapositions. Goodnight, blog .

Fake Tales Of San Francisco

2007-09-19T00:02:00.000+08:00

A tale for you, me and them.

LeVasiz is on their way in doing a triple threat .

After much hype through their music,

LeVasiz has been called to feature in an upcoming movie !

A potential ' Movie of the Year ' nominee when it is release in a years time.

Movie critics are already giving it two-thumbs up.

A new South Park movie.

LeVasiz will be there banging their heads alongside Cartman , Kyle, Kenny, Stan and the rest of the spoilt brats.

Instead of fighting against poverty, Levasiz will be fighting against profanity .

It'll be LeVasiz vs Cartman ....of course. We'll be saying hi....and he'll be saying @$%$&***.

And without a doubt, Cartman will be there making a parody or two out of the many songs we have, changing all the lyrics to rhyme with the F*** word. (All in funeral arrangement)

He'll lleave us gobsmacked.

So there, with reference to the title above. Thank you.

Jump on the bandwagon, put down your handbooks.

A fake tale from hollyweird......

The White Album

2007-09-15T00:25:00.000+08:00

No, this is not be a racial related post where I'll shoot vinesh because he's not white but tries to be one.
LeVasiz doesn't apply the laws of Dasar Aparteid into their band , you see. We only adapt ourselves to such laws like Newton's, Faraday's , Lenz's and Mendel's.

Well,

It's been long, too long actually, since anything came up from this b log .

To tell you the truth , there's really nothing to write about when you're feeling tired and giddy after working your brains off for almost a month now. It ain't over yet by the way.

Gonna update anyway.

So,here's a nostalgic post, adapted from the renaissance movement where humans start picking themselves up from the bottom ends of zaman gelap to the rightful minds of focusing on artistry.

I'm talking about pictures here. The one's you were not known to have seen la...

Flash backwords as our four seasons, seconds flicker..

Back then..

Some of the pics captured during The LeVasiz-Coldplay period.

Le Vasiz jamming in a room other than joel's . This very few sessions was held at taman Fresh Breezes where jalans are said to be Chantek.

After rounds of standing next to each other in a yellowed movement, in my place was still never good enough for you.

The day where it came off. It hit, then miss. The balloons I mean. Surely, a day for confetti to be freed from the walls of helium.

That was then...

A year later.....

And It came The LeVasiz - ColdMay period..XD

LeVasiz belting out against the others who join SSI Botb 2007 on 7.7.07

This were another first for the lads. This was the first time LeVasiz perform competitively as a quartet instead of the original five .We made it well enough though. Singing till the cows coe home from 'The Day I'm Right " and "Cold May".

But In the end of the day, when everything falls apart, after a heartfelt performance and two melancholy songs, things could still not bring us down to a sappy state of mind.

When we're sappy and down, we'll be emofied or at least try to be.....but we're not from hollywood, you know.

Apparently, acting emo could sometimes prove to be a hard thing to do, especially when you're surrounded by a band of jokers around you. D'you know what I mean ?

We'll never be sappy enough to let it show. Well, as for now, you could call us happy.

This was a candid of us trying to hide the lolness inside of us. We failed obviously.

The End. Too many pictures for our own good, huh ?

(Morning glory) I'm not quite sure i want to know the story

2007-08-18T00:14:00.000+08:00

Here's an update..

But before that, I shall 'proudly' announce with a frown as big as a barrel of a gun, that 2/5 of LeVasiz were choosen for PLKN / NS in the past week or so. Damnit.

Okay, shall get back on the short post below...

Well, in this very post , It's all about anthems and this time we've ignited a love for a new one. So, there, I shall present you...

English College's(sjam) new, refined school anthem,

'Wonderwall"

no capo on 2nd fret

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
But I don't know how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall

Today was gonna be the day?
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now

And all the roads that lead to you were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to SING for you
but I don't know how

I said maybe(maybe)
You're gonna be the one who saves me ? (saves me)
And after all
You're my wonderwall

I said maybe(maybe)
You're gonna be the one who saves me ? (saves me...saves me...saves me..)
And after all
You're my wonderwall

Said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me

This song is to be sung at every assembly in the den. Students who are caught not singing to the song could be sentenced to life inprisonment(equivalent to singing to the old one). The anthem is then followed by others such as The Scientist, Don't look back in anger and....etc etc

"Ol' ye lads know me song , wonderwall, yeah ? ...If yer don't, you dumwits can take the piss out of yer bloody heads. So, stop livin' yer f***ing shitelife and live forever, man . D'ya know what i mean ? " - Now, imagine this quote uttered in strong southern-british accent accompanied with a V-sign flashing in front of you. Get the drift...vroom.

Thank you. Goodbye. Happy Examdays. Let there be love.

Don't let anyone kick a hole in the sky so the heavens will cry over you.

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Question Of The Day :

What's a wonderwall ?

Acquiesce....

2007-08-08T23:03:00.000+08:00

Okay...

If i'm not mistaken , this is Le Vasiz's 100th post entry. At last...pheuww !!

Right here, I'll try to keep things short. Won't be writing much.

This should be a short continuation of FOA. Here, I took some pictures. Don't fret, we did not cam-whore.

Here, this was the number of people that arrived in FOA before 10.00 a.m.
The figures went on to touch 403 at the end of the day.
I counted...........

The venue...and the crowd and the stage.

Look ! A top view picture of the Spastik Hall on the 4th of August .
FOA day. XP

Now, are you satisfied ?

Right, forget the rest, I saved the best for last.

Another video. Yeah ! The second song we performed during SSi's Botb . FOA videos would have to wait and yes, i know i'm to late. But still, watch this video. It's also a semi-tribute video for LeVasiz . Click on it....It won't be lag if you're not using dial-up.

The Day I'm Right (live in Tropical Inn)

The last day I'm right....

*sorry for the bloops in the video

Where were You while we were getting high ??

LeVasiz has made their name on the walk of fame. yeah, we've made it to land of Far, far away.
We're bloody rockstars. Even so, we're featured in Magazines (such as Grafitti), going shoulder to shoulder with the likes of Coldplay, Fall out boy and MGS.

There, Jalan Sungai Chat.

Then they said I should feed my head, but that to me was just a day in bed.

Can I ride with you in your BMW ?
You can sail with me in my yellow submarine...- Supersonic

Band Moments

2007-08-04T20:38:00.000+08:00

Here's one..

But First , let me thank everybody for making this year's FOA a success.

Congrats to Nigel, Simran, LeVasiz, The Foa crew and the rest of LDDS for making it a huge success. Maybe not so huge but it was way better than what we expected, yeah ?

" Hey, they were no fights ! Good. " - Vice president.

" I'm so relieve....I lost my appetite to eat " - President.

Even the stalls were such heavens. The dogs ran out fast and furious. Some were hot and some were not. But thank gauze for wonderland/figland who supplied the buns that helped stopped the sun.

Thanks to other schools too ~~who wasted their sleeping time~~ who came to perform and deform in the spastic hall. Even the lalas contributed to the event...lolx..lolx

Okay, after all of 'em, kata-kata aluan above,

I shall continue with Le Vasiz's band moment of the year this year.

Yeah. We had our last performance during FOA but that's not it. There's another story behind the morning glory.

Somehow, leading to this anticipated finale, a plot came around . Apparently , some drama had surface upon the crests of waves.

One or two weeks before FOA, 3/5 of LeVasiz had been trying to get on hold of the whole band in trying to actually end things with a bang..Boom......

But plans had to come to a halt as our drummer(the best drummer in JB) wasn't to keen on things and decided to ignore this matter.

He was into FOA but he wasn't into drumming for LeVasiz anymore. So, much persuasion was done into getting our drummer boy to perform one last time for FOA. Even band manager and vice president tried to do their thing , vinesh too(he did his aygeeeewye stuff) but we still failed. His reluctance of not performing was like a final decision, no turning back kind of thing. Well , no thanks to Thomas who played the part of the darkside, always running away from things .

So after all tries and alternatives in persuading joel, like the daytona and the driving issue, we still couldn't get the head nod , thumbs up, or an ' okayla' from the retainerteeth of joel.

As a result , 3/5 of Le Vasiz opt for an acoustic performance instead. Leroy, Marvin and Shahrul were left with vocals , guitars but no drums. No drums !!! For the first time , we might find ourselves playing percussion-less

*Leading to FOA day-we got through auditions.

On FOA day, Joel was still not in the mood for drums. Even though after sound-checking, he played a beat or two , he still wasn''t quite there yet. It was an acoustic performance of "all i know is that I don't know' and 'The Day I'm Right' after all. No fairy tale....yet.

9.00 a.m. FOA starts. Performances came in thick and fast. Tribulation and Mary Got Shot had the time of their lives. The SDJ band were totally dreadful, horrendous ! The vocalist should have enrolled himself for vocal lessons or maybe, he could have dug his ear before performing. The dances were sort of mediocre - none of them had the 'wow' factor, instead,they showed their 'boo...boo' factor. The sketches were all worth the watch , especially EC's version of the real Potter story and the junior's sketch on wooing girls. SIGS' sketch ended winning the whole thing undeservedly, it wasn't that bad nor was it good. Pretty monotonous. The real deal performance that came before the break was actually by they're lead vocalist himself, Leroy who sang a duet with sara(convent) . erm...the other solos and bands were great too especially, the corrs(all sibling band). The crowd came in and out and we ended having 400 plus people in the school hall at the end of the day.

After the break, and two other performances after that, comes the long farewell by the band that had participated in the last two FOAs. This was gonna be our last and finally, complete a hat-trick of performances in FOA . It was just sad thinking hours before the show that drums could not come with us. But the acoustic must go on. And so, we started to end what we started. The last hurrah in FOA.

To our first in our song setlist, we played "All i know is that i don't know "...a rather twisted title that had a bit of cynism in it but it wasn't. Even the emcee had thought the titles were confusing.
Before we started , like the usual shit we do, we'll stare at the audience and in a way, stamp our ground before we introduce ourselves. We started the song with strums from Marvin, complimented by the crusading leads by shahrul , followed by the voice of Levasiz, Leroy. What was missing ? It was the heartbeat of the band...the jeng..doom doop...bang...chip...da...da..bang.

Past the verse 1, skip the pre-chorus, sailed past the 1st chorus , when suddenly everybody started cheering, it wasn't because of Leroy's last chorus line ' ..all you know is that you really don't know...' , not because Shahrul had a massive rift or anything , not because Marvin said something funny enough to tickle your bones, but it was........it was........
kaboom......*out of nowhere , the dry ice effect appeared.........
It was a bird , no, it was an aeroplane..no.....it was...

Joelman; a hero bigger than the likes of any superman , batman , blackman and other heroesyou know about. It was the drummer boy...The Return Of ~~the Jedi~~ Joel.
As the early trio look back , they saw a bright shining light that was rather blinding similar to the ones you would expect to see coming out of a patronus charm. Expecto patronum. Only ours was, a tall , lanky guy who owned drumsticks and was a master in it, drum whacking . A majestic moment that had everyone bengang, lag , shocked , gobsmacked, awestruck and other words synonymous to this. It brought tears to the band manager, made everyone clap and slap and had fans peeing their pants. Strikethrough the line before this sentence . Move on.

The band were soon raged with harmony once again and continued the rest of the song followed by the second, "The Day i'm Right " as a quartet. We ended the whole performance exactly the way we wanted. It would have been great if we had the famous five. Thomas could have help in making that five. Well ,to comment on our performance, It wasn't our best, It was a bit messy though, but heckla...who cares !! As long as the drums were there.

Right after Leroy uttered this words,
I'll try....
'til the day i'm right....

It was all cheers as we bid farewell to FOA for the last time.

Behind the scenes, there were questions asked on why Joel had made a u-turn what really ignited him to play for one last time.

To tell you a secret, it was all down to band manager , Nigel, who manage to quote one of the most uplifting lines from the funniest movie of all time, Simpsons The Movie.

Nigel approached to Joel and said,
" Look into your heart and you'll find your answer in it..."

Joel did that literally, grab his sticks and before you know it , he was up there on stage, getting high, and doing things he'd been doing for the past 3 years in Levasiz.
The whole thing was dropdead touching if you were in the band , close to the band. A hero's salute is what Joel actually deserved. Most people would have just said " Fug the 3 lads on stage , me not helping 'em " but in Joel's case, he said " Oh..gee, I shall just drum. It's the last anyways. Shall be daytona-ing later. "

End Of Story.

Here's a video of 'Cold May' . The last song we experimented before FOA.

FOA videos would be here faster than you'll know the true meaning of 'Amoretisation'. A hat-trick after all.

Fill in the title for me...

2007-07-29T22:58:00.000+08:00

Festival Of Arts

Venue : Spastic Hall-Home of the fantastics~~(we like to emphasise on our lameness)~~

Time : From the minute you wake up 'til the last minute of FOA

4th of August 2007

Make yourself free....and be there...

Further information about FOA will be continued......

Immediately...

By now, you guys should know that this year's FOA is the last of the last.

So please be there.......

Or else...........

Terrible things will come upon you :
- a twisted tail
- a thousand eyes
- a dome that traps you forever
- EPA.....EPA......EPA.......FOA
- And not to forget....Spiderpig who'll be there to haunt your minds.

As prophecise by......

" I was born to lead , not to read "

Note : We , Levasiz , are not lame people and that's final. Maybe you guys are suffering from a perception problem. So, I suggest you better head off to your nearest clinic , please ! and get a check-up. Who knows , you might need a dose of arcane. Do some saponification to youself.

Go to http://www.sistic.com/ for your FOA tickets. Strikethrough this line.

The Black Ribbon
MakeTradeFair
~~MakeFoaHistory~~ MakePovertyHistory

Im'agine

2007-07-27T22:58:00.000+08:00

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

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Well those were words from one of the greatest song writersof all time I should say. He was dreamer but he was not the only one. He was part of the renaissance movement that started a whole new revolution of activist , fast thinking people(unlike vinesh who's obviously as slag as none of us could be) and highly intellectual people who'd focused on the brighter side on future and arts. Actually , he was more of a peace person and one of the greatest humanitarian of our lifetime.

So,who wrote this ??

Leonardo Da Vinci? Michaelangelo ? Rafphael ? Petrach Machiavelli ?

Well, the answer is bloody 'none of them above' damnit. If you fig-ging still don't know who it is, then, you must have live your life under a coconut shell.

Enough of the gibberish stuff above. let's go straight to the point .

today's entry has a relation to the word 'imagine'. Let's begin. If imagining a world without heaven is easy to do , then you're about to anticipate bigger , harder things to imagine. This time it's worst . Not even the most sinful, atrocious acts could outdo the following acts you're about to know.

Let's all have a look at FOA ......

Now , let's look at the setlist this year. Dances, solo acts, sketches, comedies and ...........

NO BANDS!!!!!

Gauze....

Imagine FOA without bands...........

I wonder if you can ?

So, now you know. At this point, we're inches away from pressing the red 'emergency' button.
A lot of changes will be brought up to this year's FOA but ....Look, there's never been a Festival Of Arts without the battle of the bands being the headline of the show. Maybe, there'll be now if everything goes nothing according to plan......And that's why we need to work something out together , seperti pepatah melayu,' bagai aur dengan tebing' to salvage what's left of FOA's soul. Don't let it slide away....

Well, according to scientific terms, the hypothesis is and has always been No rock bands , No FOA and no FOA if there's no bands. Besides the hypothesis given, we could also relate to our linear graphs and conclude that, the number of bands is directly proportional to the number of people coming for FOA. So if our x-value is 0 , then our y-value should also be zero. Get It!

Even LeVasiz themselves held such memmorable days doing perfomances during FOA . Heck. Even in their first ever FOA battle-of-the bands , out of the other 11 bands , Le vasiz had manage to achieve a respectable 3rd placing , loosing only to 2 other bands who were 2 to 3 years more senior than them.

And that's why we need to pull all our strings out and try to get more bands into the event. Don't care if they sound like your pet-frog singing, but as long as they sing in engrish. Bollocks, strikethrough that line cause I want quality bands that are immense with high potential energy.

So, come 4th of August , let's hope they'll be bands for you and me to lay our eyes and ears upon. *crosses fingers.

By the way, I think the LDDS should come up with their own 'awareness ribbon'......to save FOA

Forget red for AIDS or the pink ribbon for Breast cancer, here's the all-new BLACK RIBBON for FOA...

See. Even our own smiley doesn't look to happy!...boo-hoo

Happy Belated B'day to band manager / Ldds president...

Carcinorma

2007-07-16T23:12:00.000+08:00

The Title above has no relation to the post below. It's just there.

Well, sorry for the long awaited update .

Now for the SSI thingy.

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Not this time I'm afraid. I know ; Again.
The vids are still in the cam and not out in YouTube yet . Sorry for the wait.
Alarm me ! coz i'll be taking it fast, then taking it slow.

But hey, I'm gonna update this 14000-plus hit blog anyways. Strikethrough.

So, in this very post. i'm going to write about........

Tension.........

tension ? yes. tension. The single thing in some cases, that always seems to be the main cause in the make or break period of a band.

To me(speaking on other behalfs) , tension, is one aspect of the jamming process that i'll never get used to. Tension is an inherent part of being in a band/squad/team/class. Without tension,there's no focus. without focus, the work becomes shaddy and ineffectual. Tension means people actually give a shit ! i mean shite....

For example, if you place four to five people in a room , working on something they are all passionately about, a thing called friction, is inevitable. What is remarkable is that this friction very rarely ingnites into flame. And when it does, something great will be at the receiving ends . In no time , you'll see the melodies cum symphonies driving the winding roads of ecstacy, the lyrics sailing on a crusade down the seven seas and songs leading you to places where nobody knows. ~~That's Le Vasiz~~.

Quote for thought :

It feels a lot better to check the map and know which direction you're headed and how far you've got to go rather than wander around aimlessly and hope for the best.

Here's to all bloggers ...... A day in a life !

Thank You.

Blimey , LeVasiz has bloody 14000 hits in the space of 12 months !

2007-07-10T00:04:00.000+08:00

An update for the SSI thingy.............

Maybe not now.

Maybe, I'll leave a short note here instead.
On the band's point of view, we did what we did and that's all there is to it. We played the songs, we brought the emo back and nothing else matters.
By the way , the title of the new song is 'ColdMay' , not 'call me'.

First of all , a million thanks to LeVasiz . Let's thank ourselves.
And Joel, 'til now, I can still hear screams of , " Hey, mana drum solo ? " coming from the back of my mind. The whole LiveEarth were waiting for it but it never came.

Well, congrats to the band that actually won the bloody thing, the 1000$ you guys won.Although I don't know how but bravo.Well done, to the others too.......Shite! I hate eating hotCrossbuns'

Not to forget , a very well thank you to those who came to watch us . Thank you ,vinesh....Eh ,were you there? Nevermind, thank you for your support ; all of you. You chose to watch Le Vasiz instead of dreamy sleeps; good choice. Strikethrough the last sentence.

I'll talk more aboout the SSI botb soon. Videos and pics , coming soon. They'll be here faster then you can say L-E-V-A-S-I-Z ! Gonna Fly now...

The only reason why I'm not writing more is because of this :

From 'Square one' to 'The Scientist' to "Fix You". It's happening all over again.not.

52 weeks. Oh, take me back to the start.....

When wheels stop turning...

2007-07-04T21:11:00.000+08:00

We're done...

This could be the last of all that's left....

nothing's right !

Come this Saturday , On 7.7.07 at ~~7.00am~~ in Tropical Inn- SSI botb.

LeVasiz will be carrying out their last ever hurrah on stage.

One last time in counting their demons

and chasing them all away..

The end of the line after a 3 year long endeavour.

The end of the last day from the top of the first page

The last chapter of their own self-titled novel.

If 3 years ago, things started out with 'A' , this coming saturday , things would certainly be at 'Z'.

At near ends of finishing a book......

So......

This coming Saturday,

we could'nt be bothered by anything else, other than giving it all we got.

No flagging period could stop our tracks.

Not even the hottest sun could stop us, sure enough not even the darkest night could deprived us from our last roar on stage.

even LiveEarth won't be world-concious enough to overshadow 'The Day I'm Right'.

And even the heaviest rain could not make us shiver 'til we're cold enough. Not as cold as ~~coldplay~~ coldmay that is..

Though we might be a man down this saturday , we'll still be there , Standing next to you. We'll be there, injecting you with the arcane needed, even though we might never be good enough.

We were four when we first did it, and we'll be four for the last of it.

Why ? Well, All i know is that i don't know.

' Give me one , coz one is best '-Chris M.....
This picture could have been nicer if we had something to hold on to.

We'll end things with a bang . A fading supernova.

It feels a lot better to check the map and know which direction you're headed and how far you've got to go rather than wander around aimlessly and hope for the best...

The last leg of our fufp tour. Will you be getting high ?

The 27th

2007-06-27T22:16:00.000+08:00

i suppose, there are certain things in life we have to keep shut to ourselves.

and private.

this simply can't be a depiction of a bithc because its a male.

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be conscious of your surroundings, the flying footballs might be anywhere

meet the flying footballs (i think i'm referring to the bald ones)

with the tagline

first part of post has no relation to second part of pot in any way whatsoever, just in case you're as lag as me after all that flying. jet lag. DARN, we could have went to watch JET.

Ministry Of Education (MOE) sucks

A message

2007-06-26T23:24:00.000+08:00

In today's entry , here's something new...

If you can't see the words. Wear higher powered lenses, ya ? Concave lens, maybe?

Look, observe the pic. Everything's in it, you see . I wrote the post, in the picture. Don't get it ? Well, to make things Malaysianish, it's something similar to those coffee packs you see in your mamak stalls, where they prominently show off the 2 in 1 and 3 in 1 packs they use for making ur kopi 0'. It's the same with the pic above .
(post)(picture)= ?......
I haven't seen anyone doing it . So, there it goes.

We might revert to this type of blogging in the future ! Write on paper(test pad) . Then paste it on blog.

If we're lazy la.....

Btw, this is an emo post.

EmotionallyMarvinOriented post..

Emo right ?

how the system works

2007-06-24T14:34:00.000+08:00

did lifehouse think when they named their song blind, did coldplay think when they called it yellow, did we think when we called it the day i'm right

for every action, there's an equal an opposite reaction, for every tale, there's a head, for every dream, someone else has a nightmare

can we blame the tv for our social ills, can we blame the gullible girl who emoed at 12.30 AM at a secluded lake even more ulu then permas and got raped, can we blame the sun for the neglect of the moon.

we write stories in life.

chapter

after chapter

like a book. a dictionary more precisely. where definitively, there can only be 26 chapters to it. it starts with the A and ends with the Z

you flip through it blindly, going through the endless words that make up this dictionary. the jargon confuses, their insignificance to you makes you worry.

Do you tell yourself to consume these words? What are the chances of you ever needing words like serendipity or moira.

assuming you do, you play the mental game, the torture, the abuse.

you push it through treating each alphabet as a learning oppurtunity.

The A, the B the C, like a child taking his first foray into life, you discover His faults, you appreciate them, you dicover Her beauty, you're overwhelmed.

you persevere through difficult times. the D, the F and the G. they give you a hard time, and you hit rock bottom, halfway to giving up, looking at what's further ahead.

Then the great 'I', emerges. you're blinded by self dignity. I want to understand. I want to be proud. I want to stand next to you. you say the I do's, you say the I am's. You say the I will's.

then you move along. J comes the jokes, and K comes Ko, and L comes Lame. You've hit the high. just like Ko and his Lame Jokes. you realise your Journey. you Know you've found it. You know she's the one you Love

Then you past the halfway mark, M, and the only thing that matters to you is finishing it. you can't turn it around, you've past the point of no return. there's no turning M upside down.

you're happy. all you've got to do now is keep the consistency. keeps things happy. it goes smooth, reminding yourself that you embarked on it in the first place, you stuck your foot into it, you're comitted to your cause.

and then.

comes the end. you find no more inspiration. you think that all is lost. you feel neglected by your own choices. You feel the demons outnumbering you. you think that it would have been better, better if you didn't write those first few chapters in your life.

you're confident you've reached the end of the journey. you see the way out. you jump for it in a split second. you're determined to end it, determined to run out the wide door. you breeze past the words, overlooking the details. you smell it approaching, you tell yourself "finally, an end to this journey, my way out of this. after all, who would ever agree to me reading an entire dictionary". The dictionary warns you to tread with caution, give it more time, don't just skim through.

You finally flip to the first page of the next chapter, expecting to find the back cover of the dictionary.

You're shocked. you see the R, written in bold. you see the word RABBIT, gleaming at you, helplessly. You turn back a page. you can't believe your eyes. all this while, you thought you were going to end it. you thought that it was over. and you realise.

all you did in the previous chapter of your life, was Quit.

there are times we all see it like a book. we tend to take the shortest chapters in life and think of it as the end. and you know very well, those last few chapters, X Y Z, are the shortest in life, but fail to look at it this way. Q, is short too. you think its over, but the dictionary goes on even further.

We have hit this Q before. all of us. last year, this year, Now.

The dictionary can teach us words, expand our potential, make us proud of what we know.

But lets not forget its main purpose.

The purpose of the dictionary.

To Teach Us The Meaning Of Life.

for the record, i am feeling what you think i'm feeling, albeit i'm not sitting by a lake. that's for sure.

Imbecilesque

2007-06-23T23:22:00.000+08:00

Le Vasiz caught in a road ACCident !!!!!

Call the ambulance 1-3-0-0-0-plus-H-I-T-S !!!!

Yes. Do it. Nah. Stop. Don't call.
In a certain romance, LeVasiz hooked up on a date with an accident, Ms. Road Car-Crash. Yeah, that's the one. Exactly like the ones you see in games today. E.g. 'Need For Speed' , 'Burnout', 'Initial D' and 'Daytona'.

How ? Why ? Who ? Where ? Really, ah ?....

Well,here's the story , morning glory .....

29th February 2007....

Gee, it all started from a place called Hard Rock Cafe. As usual Levasiz and the rest of the guys of spec were partying , getting high and enjoying the all around environment of ang mohs and walls that are covered with rock legends of old. Even the house band was great . We experienced rockstar atmosphere and got ourselves smelling like cigarettes after hours in the cafe.

By 11 plus pm, it was time to go. The fairy godmother wouldn't let us stay any longer. We soon began to hit the roads. Then , even after heavy drinking of Coke and Booze(does root beer count ? ) , we unanymously chose to drive back to our hotel. It was all coldplay-esque music turned on in the car stereo as 8 people were squeezing in the back and front seat of the mini-sized car. ' The Day I'm Right' played on 123.4 fm and everyone sang a long like it was the national anthem playing. Simultaneously , everyone couldn't care less about the driving whether it was reckless or not. It was reckless la...

Little did we know , that moments later, we would end up being in the receiving end of a tragic accident in the streets of Belibliss Boulevard(actual name was jalan Badak whale) . Thomas was on the wheel(he won the daytona round earlier ) on our ride. We were driving flawlessly in high speed accompanied by the momentous music played by coldplay when suddenly, like a supernova explosion , KaBooom, Thomas loses control. The car then spun 360 degrees twice before it drifted out to the side of the road till it met with the side railings of Belibliss Boulevard . We were terrified because we crash but somehow deep inside of us, we were sinfully happy as well. Why ? Well, just say we destroyed public permas property and manage to crash like Schumacher(woohoo...). Dont play play - like F1 u know.

The Place of Tragedy. The policeman ran out of yellow lines , so, they borrowed a sticker from us to mark the site of accident.

Oh...oh.....we're in TROUBlE.

From the mistakes we made, we were almost certain to face the consequences,

This time, the effects were much worse compared to punishments we had for getting caught for baring good,long-styled hairs in school ,

This time.........Things shifted to a scenario of suffocating injuries.

2/5 of LeVasiz and a friend suffered from spine-tingling and bone-breaking injuries ! The sacrum part ! Erm.....almost lar.

But it was still serious ! We had to be collared like 'woof-woofs' for a couple of months.
Soon, A new trend is born.

Leroy on the cervical collar ! People mourned, cried and screamed 'Argghhh.......Why ?'

Two jokers joined him in the bandwagon of fashion-collars ! They were severely injured too, you know ? But this time, people laughed , "hahahahahaha...lol...Good joke! Good one !very lame..", instead of showing pityness . They must have thought this was another joke !

Well, thank Goz for the 5 botaks and sgt.ah seng's lonely hearts club. They manage to rescue us and rush us to the stjohhhhnnn ambulance Den for treatment .Well , all they did was CPR even though we had circulation and breathing. Goz..........Enough of the injured guys, the rest were all safe and sound. Brian was happy to be in belibliss-he went for embracement!, Nigel ended up in blogosphere's hard rock, Jing teleported to save the world, Joel saved the cheerleader and did a 790, Shahrul got band-ned, Thomas tried to be a hero but turned out to be an example for an old inggerish saying, ' like a rat fixing a pumpkin' and the rest were swearing the fug and sozin out from their mouths, releasing their anger.

The dudes that got high and dry...

A potential scandal pic. look at where vinesh is lying . with who,huh ?

Well , as long as we're still alive, that'll do......... that thing we do !

A sick cycle carousel. The same old story. It never changes.

Fly > Daytona > Crash > Sozin > Satire > Stjohn > Sleep > Save > Balls > One Line > LeVasiz > Pain > Freed from pain.

Lesson to be learnt/Moral of the story/ Message to the society :

Don't Sing and Drive. Just Drink it.

The rape cases should stop ! I dont mind if kemalangan jalan rayas increases.

New Amsterdam

2007-06-22T00:01:00.000+08:00

"Some of my favourite restaurants in the past had closed down simply because business wasn't good enough. " - As quoted by somebody.

Well, I can risk my life on one turn of pitch-and-toss and bet with ya that you'll never hear us, Levasiz, uttering these particular quote ever . Never , i say.

Why ?

It's because McDonalds has always been our favourite . Not exactly our favourite , but without a doubt it's our favourite Fast-Food restaurant.It'll never go bankrupt or anything like that. Not in a million years.
I'd Sozin it. A LeVasiz/SPEC trademark.

Why do we love McDonald's so much ?

Aren't we sick of eating the same piece of McShit everytime ?

Mmmm.....hungrily Yes and burgerly No.

For the record , McD is the cheapest place where you can get 10 large cups of COKE worth for the price of one. Aren't you aware ?....This is why we love them so much. Their Coke's are bottomless.

Another would be....the free fries factor and the McD Kid's card for overgrown kids. It's like a routine, everytime we're at a McD outlet , the McDonald's Kids Card will certainly pop out from our wallets without fail. And by using the Kid's card , you can either get free fries or a free ice-cream for a purchase of more than RM3.00 . Well , what we normally do with the card is bringing it to the reusing ,recycling and the cheapmoves process.We'll use it to it's maximum extent.. . One guy brings the card , gets free fries, then, the next 4 guys will be getting the same deal as well. Note : with only the usage of only one McD kid's card.

We like the happy meals as well , normally when vinesh follows us, he'll be getting one of those. Curently, vinesh has and owns all plushy shrek pillows.he has a whole store room full of toys from McD. How jeeaywhy-ish of him ....

Fun facts : LeVasiz has been havng their tea-time breaks there for the past few jamming sessions. Without fail, two out of five will be having burgers , one will be having McFlurry and the rest will dig in on the fries.

Well , as conclusion If you dont love them , we will and if we don't , you will. From that staement itself you'll know that McD will never close down . Unless........unless..............Ronald McDonald chooses to retire and stops from having people lean, lay, sit and share their tiredness with. He can't be your pillow the whole time, you know ? He needs to work as well ; as a smiling statue of course.

Sometimes you can't rest it on your own. Seek and you will find, Sit and you will sleep.

Everyone loves the red boots and red-afro hairdo. They're better than Phua chu Kang's .

Yes, ronald. We know you're tops ! we're lovin it too.

I'm lovin it.

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

2007-06-19T21:34:00.000+08:00

Before I move on with today's post proper, I would first like to congratulate myself and the rest of the LeVasiz crew for finally finishing our MORAL project. We did it, Man !
"Saya sedar atas beberapa kesalahan yang dilakukan . Terdapat perubahan sikap pada diri saya. Saya insaf dan tidak lagi akan akan membuang tin Coke di merata-rata tempat. Akhir sekali, saya akan mengambil iktibar dan akan cuba meluangkan masa untuk ~~blog~~mengulang kaji pelajaran. " - Moral project

Right , that's done . Moving on.

By browsing through the archives section, and a lot of tracing back, you can all see that this blog is a kilometer away from it's one year birthday/annivessary. To be exact , the blog was born on 14th July 2006.
Before it reaches that 14th July, I would certainly hope the bog reaches a target of 13000 hits !
I am boasting, .....I know ! But you can't deny that our hits are really HITS.

So, I was thinking . What could LeVasiz do to celebrate in conjunction with the blog's one-year-old birthday ?

We certainly would like to do something else other than the forceful studying or the room-rotting sessions at home.....that would certainly bore the ocassion.

To start the party off, we could be doing this by July 14 ....................

Play scrabble ???...........Celebrate with our brudder's, the SPEC-ians maybe ?

It would be nice you know . Great, we could have a LEVASIZ-SPEC scrabble open !

A LeVasiz-esque high-on-entertainment scrabble match .

A skema boring spec scrabble match.

Even brian(spec) might end up all green in envy when he watches a LeVasiz match.

Or we could do what we do best , play in the dark again ! Woohoo....

Our forte.....

Playing in the dark brings the dark force inside us ! Cheers for Darth Vader.

We play in black too. With no lights and black attire, we could finally play something from BLACKholes and revelations....

Nebermind , forget that , the next option would be to......

Party in the all famous HARD ROCK cafe !

Twist and shout from midnight to the wee hours. Wooo..

And we'll be having their :

Legendary 10 oz burger(no pics though)

Amazing rock atmosphere.

Coke and Booze and booze and booze and booze and somemore booze and did I mention, Booze.

Where were you while we were getting high ?

As my guitar gently weeps on their wonderwall . Whoa ...i'm a legend. Not.

Situated in KL . Need I be more specific ? Live.Love.Rock.

We could do that ....or.....

.....Or we could jump on the bandwagon of musicians who live to play in festivals and events like the LiveEarth concert happening on 7.7.07

We're gonna play for the young , ill, lost, disabled , homeless and also poverty.

A novel cut short, we'll play for charity. Refer FUFP.

How sweet, huh ?.....part of our kerja amal. Oxfam.com.

Then, maybe later on we could all act like 6 year old kids and go play play !

Look ! Here we are, happily playing with Confettti ......Next, could be the strawberry fields.

~~'lolxx'~~ Laugh out loud.

Besides all that nonsnse, we could attemp a new thing, take the road less taken. We could give it a try on a piano-based song to add into our song repertoire.
We might even try the bagpipe and wear skirts . But not kilts.

Roll over Beethoven. You won't be Bach ! 'Coz I'll be Chopin.

How about cam-whoring ? We could take a shot on this 21st century art(To be labeled as Idle art)-Dont ask me why ? Picture perfects will turn to picture defects.

Eat your heart out , cam-whores(Lalalas) !

Last but not least ,

We could all watch heroes and try to stop the exploding man from exploding and the exploding stinkbomb stinking too . One comes with nuclear and radioactive chemicals and the other comes with stink and radioactive smells...

Well, maybe Not ! We might end up being in the receiving . We'll explode ! A supernova...

Arghhhh......ewefblhdfahzfugljilnlhyjkyrpsmjltsrjmts! Kaboom.

Now , I should rephrase the title , " O BLoody, Oblabla.....Blog goes on ! "

Nanananana....Hey June

2007-06-18T00:58:00.000+08:00

Outro from past post .....

We haven't been posting any pictures lately. Why ?

Let me tell you why.

It's because the papparazzi ain't following us anymore. Get it.

Okay ~~we're~~ I'm LAME.

Now , let 's all turn the clock's father hand anti-clockwise back to where we came and then , back to the future . Twisted and bended . Well.... Let's all imagine.

What if LeVasiz had an album ?...................

Ponder....Ponder.....

turn on your ponderwall.

What do you think would've been our album title if we had one? This tile? That title ?

Well, All I know Is That I don't Know. But what I do know is that, we had a meeting on this. And like all meetings, it was unproductive as usual. We just couldn't decide and make our mind up .

But.....

Here's a few of the suggestions that came about. Go on . Take a peep .

Amoretisation- was the first thing that popped out from the back of our minds.
Free Us From Pain - would have been cool , wouldn't it ?
Physics and Physique - Einstein suggested this!
Le' Vasiz - A self titled album would have been boring.
" A title from a song we had written "
Perling Mall - to Ulu sounding.
Levi's LeVasiz- our favourite pair of jeans

Now , for the ones after hours of ~~brianstorming~~ brainstorming.

A Crush of Mud to the Head
What's The Pain, Midnight Arcane ?
We believe in disbelief
Para-shoots
Eventually maybe
Alpha & Beta (derive from coldplay's X & Y )
Sgt. Peppers Lonely farts club
KO Computer
Hopes and beers
What they say I am Not, that's what I am
Listen if you can't hear
Phonecalls and Reverbrations
Origin Of cemetery
Shitelife
City Square(Our favourite lepak place)
Heads I win , tails you lose
Back to Perling(refer Back to Bedlam)
Sing when You're loosing
How to stay alive ?
Hotel KL-fornia
Nevermind the bollocks, here's LeVasiz
Enema of De-Bate
Under the ferum sea
Heathen Biology
Young and Bassless
They censored **** for fug!
Abhoretisation
Showbees
The Boy with no ram
Rubber sole
How to confuse an atomic bomb
Plastic Dono band
That thing you do ! Not.
Let's Eat Mee
Stop The Jam
Twisted Blogic
Songs about...Sozin and sijos ??

So, what do you think ? Which would've suited LeVasiz best?

Think of summat'. Well, if you don't.

Then, i guess i will. And the only thing that comes to mind right now is...

" I Think Gauze Can Explain ".

HEROES

2007-06-09T02:09:00.000+08:00

Yeah! you're right ..

As you saw the title , you knew i was gonna write a HEROES-related post....

And I'm talking about that particular "HEROES' which became a TV-hit among the Americans and the TV-obsessed individuals living in this sick world right now , and not those fancy superheroes with a *man at the end of their names. E.g. SpiderMAN, SuperMAN, BatMAN, CicakMAN???, wonderwoMAN(even female superheroes are stuck with the *man behind)...

After a wide-spread survey was carried out during the past week or so , I came to a conclusion that 'HEROES' is definitely our favourite tv series at the moment . HEROES is probably the only reason why we bother glue-ing ourselves to the IdiotBox nowadays.We finish all 23 you know ?

For Solid proof, even our MSN name/personal messages are Heroes-esque.

When Online...

Hero related :

Joel's Msn name
Joel Petrelli

Thomas'
'tom'(I'm free)- heroes

Marvin's
Marvin=Arcane Midnight : How to stop an exploding man ? -Ep.23

Non-hero related :
Leroy's
LeVasiz[s]find solace in yourself[/s] -not HEROES related but It sounds hero-ish enough.

Shahrul(not so sure)
Shahrul - even the 'shahrul' itself sounds like a true hero

SO AFTER THE INTRO, let me bring you to the CHORUS....

Have you ever wondered ? If you were a HERO , what special abilities /superpowers will you owned ?

LeVasiz did their day-dreaming , and this is what Pop out.......

IF we were HEROES ......hmmm......according to our daily lives, This would be it.....

Joel - the ability to deliver you any kind of BEATing you deserve . Which one you want ? he has 8-beat ,16-bit, 32-bit,64-bit....He's also a master of the drumsticks(always mistaken for chopsticks). Controls them like, like no other mortal you've ever seen.

Thomas - Like Niki/Jessica in Heroes , Thomas is gifted with two personalities . One ying and one yang. In his daily live ,Thomas potrays two sides of him . Sometimes he's a man(superstrength) and sometimes he's a geeayewhy *ahem....Remember the pic ?

Marvin - Intermediate telekinetic power. With his ability at level one , he's only able to close and open lifts / doors by using his jedi/sylar-esque force. He steals powers from the others by shooting them.....He walks trough cinemas too!

Leroy - Like nathan petrelli, he's the flying man . Always high. You should try, asking him the number of times he FLEW from classes and tuitions ? He'll tell you loads.A real flyer If you ask me. - not for teachers to read.

Shahrul - Again, I'm not sure about his power. But Shahrul claims he is a Power Ranger. Whoa.....Dont play play ! He got zords , you know ?

Even our LeVasiz crew are gifted with special abilities...

Jing - Hiro nakamura's twin brother. Able to stop time and smile. XD Zeke can become his Ando.
Brian aka Brianstorm - The guy with the raging hormones. Watch out , Johnny Depp ! He's also a chinaman who kills you with his sozinated obscure words.
Vinesh - has the ability to turn into an exploding stinkbomb...Eww....... His other ability would be to camouflage himself in the dark. Get it ? Too hitam too lihat. The living example of a SOZIN and a SIJO. A DARK VEDA !...
Nigel - ~~Writes the future~~Has the ability to absorb Musical talent from people. He plays the handclap, tambourine, sneer, hiccup, table-hittting,accidental coughs , stomping and does the vocals ???
Ko - Has the ability to turn your mind inside out sideways down with his lame jokes. Makes you crack up ! Massive St.JOker
Simran - Balls of fire ! like The Torch from fantastic 4.
Cheah - KingFisher . What letters do you need ? a 'c' and a'v' ?
Seng Chye - The best scrabble player ever. Averaging 600pts per game. Highest word ..'puppies'-276pts. ????
Ching - The Real Chinaman. Shoots noodles instead of webs from his hands.Wears a cheongsam as his costume !...ooops. Wrong attire.
5 BOTAKS aka BackstreetBotaks - International Champions. Ability to sound as bad as the backstreet boys but do things like 'How To Save A Life'

Okay, I'm Done. Signing off. VIRUS.

Time for a change

2007-06-05T20:36:00.000+08:00

First, let me let you out on some fun facts :

How many videos have LeVasiz uploaded in YouTube ?

From memmorable performances to the purpose of embarassing moments right till the end of hardcore pillow fights ????

How many ? formula : x + y = ?

well, after 120 seconds of researching , a dose of arcane , I came to an answer of coefficient , 14 .....around there lar. Who knows, there might be more.

Now, How many videos in YouTube that features at least a LeVasiz member inside ?

uncountable.Final answer. Honest.

For examples , follow the instructions below.

e.g.
Try typing 'impulsive force' in your YouTube searchbar and click on the first result you see. Who pops out ?

If that doesn't take. Try typing ' Phone Sub'. Watch the ~~jokers~~ crime.

Getting to my point now. The point is :

After a 2-year relationship with YouTube, Levasiz is looking beyond things and finding other ways to broadcast themselves. We are looking for other alternatives to introduce ourselves. Make ourselves a cosmos ! A supernova(w/ champagne).

We may sound absurd. But what the ~~HECK~~ Fug ! Sozin.

By the way,
Fug - According to dictionary.com, It means stale air, ill-smelling air.
Sozin - Ask Kobe Bryant Lim Dan , the SPEC president, SPEC blog holder....cheh.......bluek. www.scrabbleplayersofec.blogspot.com

Back to the point,

The truth is......................LeVasiz had enough of this guys. We are tired of the same old site, YouTube. Aren't you ?
It's like going to McD everytime for lunch.

'OhMyGodLa' , this was so like last year - a quote hoping for someone to say.

If you look in deeper, you'll find that YouTube is a bit overpopulated with loads of shite. Too much of nonsensical things in it.
If I was King right now , i would voluntary get up from my sleep and knight them The one and only,
' YouTubeSquarePants son of IdiotBox '

So...........

That's why we are in neeed of some change,

We need to look at a whole new world, the 22nd century way ,

Where videos are not just videos ,

They're more than that .

And the uploading speed is as fast as the speed of sound.

Now , I shall present you the killer site to upload your videos ....

......premiering here in this blog.

Loading 25%.........

Loading 50%............

99.999%................(drum rolls with guitars striking the C chord)*

Here it goes, (jengjengjeng)........... Booom....

Ladies and gentlemen, here I present you....

U-Tube ! Broadarse Yourself..............The better version of the old and dusty, video's grandpa, YouTube.

No pun intended.

Maybe, i shall just stick with YouTube : <

Bid For LeVasiz' Signed Adidas Superstars

2007-06-02T21:16:00.000+08:00

Here's to all superstar lovers,

Charitable people,

And those who prefer the three stripes rather than the big swwoosh..!!!

I'm a worth a levasizillion ~~barks~~ bucks !

In the mid of your holidays, here's a pair of LeVasiz black and white Adidas Superstars, signed by the band themselves(Leroy wrote 'L' , Marvin wrote 'S', Joel wrote 'Z' and blablabla......) and worn on trips to places all around the world. It was worn to streets of JB ,KL, Singapore, Penyu Island and the whole of perling. It stepped on grounds wothy of legend status. For example , the famous toilets in JB that were cleaned once in ten years and the fields/playgrounds of pe..... that had dog,miao and elephant shit all around it. Sweats from walking , running and flying are all in . Becareful, it might be acidic. Nah. It's neutral. Anyways, it'll go on sale on internet site eBay at 12 midnight today in a charity auction to raise money for the Free Us From Pain(FUFP) charity group. Apparently, SPEC needs some money too. They need it to rule the world. 5% will be given to them.

free us from pain (FUFP) is an initiative of Le'Vasiz to bring music and joy to the hearts of friends- friends of whom deserve encouragement and recognition for their wonderful ability to carry on in life, regardless of their disabilities.

Free Us From Pain is our way of sharing the joys of being teenagers (half of us are still as good as kids) with orphans and friends with disabilities both mentally, and physically as well as helping those in need of relief.

Together we can save miliions of lives. 'Buy the shoe, save the world '

The auction can be seen in www.lelong.com.my . Bidding starts at ~~RM200~~ 20 cents. It will last for 15 seconds(by the time you reach this part the charity auction is over)

Please bid generously! thank you .

Bid fast. It's stinkyness is undefined.

Eww....who poured alcohol(cincau actually) on my 'superstars' ? Bloodyhell.....damn sijo that fella.
Note : Don't judge a shoe by it's smell, cleanliness, price, colour or style. Judge it by it's name.

Impossible is nothing. Does that make possible something?

Yeah. I'm done. Supertstar tribute post.

NOW, ADIDAS ! where's my pay ?? Kredit your accounts and debit mine, now !

Back.Back.Stop.Now, Don't look back.

2007-05-26T23:57:00.000+08:00

Rotate 360 degrees and you will find youself being a skilled escapologist.But never look back. Least not today.

Now let's bring to today's post entry, proper.

How to stop an exploding band ? Diffuse it ?

Well, you can't actually.
But what could be done would be done in a undone way. It would be to travel through time and bend the logics of space. Twisted logic would be created, so we could look forwards to the past or look backwards into the future.

Now, let's take a look on LeVasiz' wonderwall time frame.....

Back in the field days. When we first started out as teenage perling music jokers.

track back....to

Year 2005

We were sad back then....

A step forward into year 2006

We got high after a few droughts of coke and a handful of daytona-ing. So , Hello happy.Goodbye sappy.

Then....as time passes . The songs kept whistling by.But we 're still trap under the sight of others.

Well, we couldn't decide back then. Should we be happy or emo ?
We were neither here or there. Cheers or tears ?

Those were the past. Now let's look into the future.

10 years from now.......

A time when LeVasiz slides beneath the landslides, explodes into thin air and falls above superstars ,covering the soles of our feet.

This will be the picture... of the future.

Kaboommmm....

Year 2017

LE VASIZ GONE !!!! RIP!!!!

The whole band comes apart and by then, music could not be save.

No more wonderwalls for our living.

This could lead to serious disharmony between the people and the music.

Times will change. And by 2017, LeVasiz will be remembered for a stastistic of this kind.

Unproductivity....is measured by Song(s) over Album. Do the math.
S.I unit= .........(no.1 singles)

This was a result of joining ~~Sony~~ Fony music.

yeah....it's the h-o-l-i-d-a-y-s.

2/5 of LeVasiz will be heading to KL tomorrow ~~for a live gig in Hard Rock Cafe~~ to play with satires.

When all is done

2007-05-21T02:11:00.000+08:00

When all materials are gathered,

standing next to you

Never be good enough for you

All I know is that I don't know

The Day I'm Right

Arcane Midnight

...... (happy birtday, maybe ?)

.......

.......

.......

.......

.......

*hidden track ... XD

We'll have settle for a setlist of this kind. The other 6 empty spaces plus hidden track will left for the other 20 plus written songs to slog it out. Which song's in ? Nobody knows......

So, when all is said and done , I mean, sang and done.

We'll have this............

Le Vasiz : A Crush Of Blood To the Head....... ~~The Greatest Album Ever~~

Le Vasiz....A new ALBUM finally !!!woohoo...........(under high coke)

Erm.......Maybe, the album cover is a bit to much. A bit too much plagiarism in this one, eh?

Gauze...I'm afraid Chris might fly all the way from London to Malaysia using AirAsia just to give us ~~new coldplay CDs signed by him~~ a piece of his mind ! ....ish, green eyes.

One more week to go before the mid-year ~~examinations~~ holidays

One...

More....

Week......

We Need An Album !

2007-05-21T00:12:00.000+08:00

Ladies and gentlemen,
..................... and others who think they're non of the above ,

Le Vasiz needs a bloody ALBUM done!!!!

Seriously , We need to ge our songs and materials on CDs , tapes or whatever ...

Somehow,our songs need to be out for filesharing in places like Ares, Limewires, bearshares, and torrents

So let's start recording, yeah ?? yes , after the test of course......NOT

We can't be sitting down, everytime, in one dark room, playing song after song without putting it out to the world. We need to save the world from rubbish .

It's about time the world comes to hear a new sound and say
" WHOA.... MUSIC NEVER LOOKED THIS GOOD "

'Cause the last time I heard something on radio,
I was like, " What....where did these jokers(Louzy band/artist) come from ? They sound horrijiberl ! Its like the backside boys singing with their friggin' mouths open ...." unquote.

We could save the world , you know ?

A session with the special ones......

Here's a picture of LeVasiz bringing a song home for the unfortunates. The only person who cared to listen to us was the young lad in the middle , Yap Kah Min. The rest of the guys were listening to Justin Iamfake bringing sexy back.

At one point, Kah Min went up to Leroy and said,
"Is Justin(timeberlake) actually a man? Is he not rather a disease? Everything he touches falls ill: he has made music sick."

Like a HERO would say, " Save The Music , Save The World "

Well, that's only 3/5 of le vasiz,where were the rest ?

Shahrul was busy entertaining a bigger crowd, while Thomas was busy being a victim of such...*ahem* acts. look below....

A rather disturbing picture...

Go to Band Manager's blog for better pictures.Or click HERE

Oooops...I think this post went out of topic. Shall put album set-up later.

the crepuscular billet-doux

2007-05-15T23:43:00.000+08:00

Forgive yourself and move on

Forget the pressure you're put on

No need for silence in the calm

No need for muted playing dumb

You're breath just one to save it

You're brain's just two so waste it

When you're floundered in some filthe

Find your solace in yourself

A battle raging inside ya

A war that's fumbling for some time

Devoted need for pleasure

Aesthesia the world cannot provide

You try to run from anguish

You're better of writing of you're death wish

Don't you know you've got a promise

You think you're muck but even this is

True, there's nowhere but high

sometimes you might be right

Hold on to your final stride

You've got time on your side

A withened whisper haunts ya

The remedy becomes your master now

You thought the pain is over

Here comes the circus into town

one leg down in your own grave

You dug the whole in the first place

An itching carpal of anguish

throw it away and its finished

there's someone who can help ya

he's thinking of you even now

hold my hand, and i'll walk with you for as long as i can

the happily ever after

2007-05-12T22:06:00.000+08:00

remember this?

mr. Mcdonald apparently didn't want us to start crying and getting jealous and all.

so yeh, in all gayity,

the big guy gave us a hug.. :)

then.... we thought of one solid reason why Mcdonald's loves us more.

We,

KIDS,

have this.

=free fries or free ice cream.

But,

ADULTS (like the guy sleeping next to McDonalds)

have this.

oops,

ok not exactly this, this. This is the charity fund set up by the band last year. Its found HERE

have this.

no free fries, no free ice cream.

harh!

now see who McDonalds loves more..

A Walk To Remember

2007-05-12T00:04:00.000+08:00

From glujen to wonderwalls and now McDonalds,

At this present time, we're asking ourselves...

Where Do We Go From Here ?

I guess nobody knows , huh ?

LeVasiz has been a band for two and a half years now , that's pretty long long or maybe not so long , for a band that consist of 5 musicfreaks from ~~the city of~~ Perling.Yeah.
All of us emerge into this band thing from the Jungles of Perling, you know ?

Well , when hell freezes over, that's when we'll stop walking, running, sleeping, drinking(coke) and doing what we love to do the most, making music. But at this point of time now , where LeVasiz could still travel to space and bend time, we'll keep on walking.......and walking.......and walking......and walking .......walking...

'til we see the warning signs,

'til we meet a dead end,

'til we ~~achieve~~ 5 albums,multiple grammies and a million buckssomething

'til we come to a halt and STOP

STOP! Shite ! Now we're caught beneath the landslide....

So..Let's make the good times grow....

The End. That's all folks.

To everyone who are and will be sitting for exams ,

Good Luck and may the force/balls/ heads/arcane be with you. Don't die of asphyxiation.

Thomas once said to me, '...Hey Marvin , I don't believe in luck . Do you ?..."

So, I answered him sarcastically ,
" Of course I do, dungu! What rubbish of you to not believe in luck. We must believe in luck.......If we dont, then how else can we explain the success of those we don't like ? "

Good Luck. Close your eyes and dry your tears coz You'll Be Safe Here-Where ?...exam hall

sleep next to each other and you'll get gravid

2007-05-06T16:54:00.000+08:00

all of us here love Mcdonalds.

trust me, Mcdonald's (especially the free fries that comes with it) is life

we all love Mcdonald's.

and coke

we love McDonald's so much, we eat there everyday.

but Damn May.

we've always lost to others.
its just an imprecation we can't fight.

we keep on losing. losing out to others. losing in competitions. up down left right also lose. (not muse)

somebody loves McDonald's more than us. Damn the Mat Rear pig.

we're jealous. :P

MAYbe

2007-05-02T23:52:00.000+08:00

Definitely maybe..........
At a point where you're trap and stuck in the middle, a situation requiring a choice to be made . Where do you stand ? What do you like ?
F or example, If you were given two roads to choose from, which will you take ? The road you're familiar with or the other road which could make a whole new difference ?

Likewise,....
Coffee or tea ? X or Y ? Soya bean or Cincau ? Arcane or Alkanes ? Champagne or Supernovas?
Coke or Pepsi ? Rain or Sun ? Blackholes or starlights ? Satires or Tirasse ? invisible or invincible ?
Physics or Physique ? Black or White ? Ferari's or Lambo's ? Pop or Rock ? Skins or Bones ?
Yellow or green eyes ? Live or Die ? Fly or Wry ?

The point is there is no point. It's all about your preferences . Which do you prefer better ? Which do you like better ?

For the guys of LeVasiz, we like to reserve ourselves to a lot of preferences . And our biggest topic of preferences thus far is about LeVasiz and their taste of ROCK.

Rock comes in a lot of shapes , sizes and sounds .

There are probably at least 10 different sub-genres under the big title of 'Rock Music'.
Go google it and you'll find them. (alternative rock, punkrock, progressive rock, ......and blablabla)

In the early days of Levasiz ,when this band thing first started, LeVasiz faced an uphill task as we had trouble finding our own kind of rock . They were just to many for us to choose from. We got confuse at some point on our way, and it soon became a dilemma. So ,we had our band manager to feed us with the types of rock that could bring us together and define LeVasiz as a Rock Band.
These were his suggestions,(scroll down)
..................And guess which type of ROCK Levasiz preferred ?

This rock ?

Nah...I guess not . This rock wouldn't suit a band like LeVasiz although it does potray the band's characteristics . ROCk-Headed !

Real ROCKstars

.

.

.

Or maybe this Rock ?

A hollywood star
Without a doubt, he's certainly The Rock but LeVasiz is into music , not movies. Besides, we're more electrified than this movie star ever was. We're eccentric too ! See the difference between hollywood and phonydude stars. One looks rugged and the other looks pretty clean. One looks muscular and the other looks 'ahem...'

The phonydude star(an example)

Back by popular demand ...Thomas.
I know this is the 3rd time this pic is out on the blog . but Your fans wanted it to be reposted again !
Honest !

How about this Rock ?

This would have been cool, wouldn't it ? Wouldn't it be nice if the MinistryOfEducation had decided to introduce Rock Music as a subject to take in SPM. But that wouldn't make it right either. In all twisted logic, Rock and Studies can never compliment each other. It 'll only create mass mess. Imagine asking your teachers , "...Teacher, this one you call it the Beetle or the Beatles, ah ?...." or "..Teacher, JET where got aeroplane, JET is a band lah..." --- And after that beind said ,don't expect this answer from your teacher, ' Wah...so cleverrr..."
Don't make a fool of yourself. The school of rock will never happen.
Final answer : this isn't the type of rock LeVasiz is into.

The next part would be the rock , paper and scissors game . LeVasiz isn't into that either. The only game we're interested in is daytona-ing.

Well, if the rest were NOTs ,then, this should be it ,huh ?

Well yeah.....This Rock is certainly the type of ROCK Levasiz is into . It's all about being in a gig/festival/botb , giving it all we got and playing it all out just for the music and nothing else .Now , that's our kind of rock . It's Not so much on the genre and stuff but it's the attitude , feeling , lifestyle and most importantly the MUsic that comes with it. We love playing music !We love playing LIVE ! We love exploiting new material !So according to our Dicks , that defines our type of rock (If you want the actual definitions, go search on wikipedia and dictionary.com )

From there onwards, we got high and change into something strange.... After the heart-pumping music and the booze(coke) ,

This is what LeVasiz has turn to ------->

Puzzles of Music.

Broken Records .

Broken Glasses.

Argh.....Arggghhh......We're missing a puzzle piece there !

Alright, I'm really wasting my time with this post ........I guess I should end it here.

I guess I should get back into studying mode . Mid Year's coming up guys.

Time's moving too fast ....stop the clocks , please !

Cold May

2007-05-01T02:24:00.000+08:00

finally. It's May.
damn it. It's MAy
oops. It's May

so 4 months came and gone, needless to say, the buildup to this year's May has been somewhat different from previous years.

Last May Shahrul still knew nothing about chords,
Joel well he was just as good,

Leroy was botak,

Marvin still never touched drums in his life, and

Thomas ~~was~~ is not gay.

This May, (well technically we're one day in),

1.Shahrul finally learnt to play the........

D s u s 2 a d d 1 3 / F # chord

2.Joel is as straight as ever (meaning to say he doesn't BOB his head around while playing the drums, its just not part of his Lifestyle)

3. Leroy's not botak anymore. I think...

4. Marvin touched the drums and it turned into a dog

and........

5. Thomas is not gay

i promise.. :)

____________________________________________________________________

Well, this is a song we wrote last December, meant for release this year, in May

Its called Cold May and no this isn't probably the best song ever written.

COLD MAY

New Year's eve and its the same as last year
Foolish boy its still that sunny afternoon
there's no point the clocks don't go any faster
rough it out past the gloomy moon

think you hit a dry spell, no you're wrong
cos all you gotta do is smile
then you end up playin a stupid song
ya know it'll only help for a little while

shooting stars don't go any slower
you turn too slow and it's not there
she's so sweet with a face like heaven
big shocker man, she's already taken

What's the use, You've got nothing to lose
What's the point, i ain't got a choice
I'm so far away, and it's already May
It still rains, so cold, on me, so cold, on me

Valentine's and its the same as last year
Foolish boy it's still that lonely white table
there's no rose cos there's nobody to hold ya
love your dreams but its only on paper

Its your birthday it's the same as last year (this year's was spent in the hospital. great)
8 ball says its decidedly so
you write your life and you end with a comma
the list goes on, you're getting older

shooting stars don't go any slower
you make a wish and its all over
she's so sweet with a face like heaven
big shocker man, she's already taken

What's the use, You've got nothing to lose
What's the point, i ain't got a choice
I'm so far away, and it's already May
It still rains, so cold, on me, so cold, on me
(so cold,on me, so cold, on me.....)

It's already May and its the same as last year
It still rains so cold...

___________________________________________________________________

It's May, and there's exams. DIE

The Dark Side of LeVasiz

2007-04-30T15:29:00.000+08:00

Joel here to emphasize on what Marvin posted.

"...We even made an acoustic version of "The Day I'm Right" in the dark. The video will be inside the blog sooner than you could pronounce Le'Vasiz right ." - 5# of 10 things u didn't know about le'vasiz.

People never seem to pronounce the band's name correctly. Especially the MCs! It's always like, levesez, or leevases. Leroy got so tired of it, now he gives English lessons to them before we go up stage! The MC in SIGS was so scared that she would pronounce it wrongly that she asked dozens of times to make sure she pronounced it correctly. And she did! yeah! finally someone got it correct!

Okay okay, so here I am to show all you faithful blog readers the videos! But before i post the acoustic version of "The Day I'm Right", allow me to show you some extremely cool videos.

Everybody so loves drum solos. Who cares about guitar solos, or whatever solos.

This is Joel. Doing a double bass drum solo for the very first time. Time to put on your earphones! You wouldn't be able to hear anything if you don't use it.

That was nothing. This is Leroy's drum solo ! If you felt tremors when you were somewhere in JB, its not an earthquake! It's just Leroy on the drums.

Thomas' first drum solo was ~~an embarrassment~~ a big hit ! Girls from SIGS would kill just to get a picture with him. Thomas was so glad a hot chick (according to him) asked for his phone number. He was overjoyed! Couldn't sleep that night.

Imagine what would happen if girls saw this video. whoa.

Girls, stop drooling.

Right. Next up would be a video you would never imagine in your wildest dreams. Check it out.

I know you're most probably like.. speechless right now. Even to me, this is the first time I've seen Marvin sitting in front of the drums!

And I just realized. I don't have a video of Shahrul on the drums. I have no idea why. Sorry to all you Shahrul fans!

So I'll just jump to the next video.

The Day I'm Right - Acoustic Version

If you didn't notice, all the videos I've posted today were all ~~awesome~~ dark. So stop saying we're making phoneys when we tell you we do play in the dark! This is proof! Take that you insulters of le'vasiz!

Don't videos rock? A lil less conversation and a lil more action in it. Pity all you dial-up users though. :S

This is Joel, signing off !

stop the jam. hentikan the clocks

2007-04-29T14:53:00.000+08:00

we all grow old.

some very old.

some not too old.

so i go to a tukang telek (divinator, palm reader, con man)
trying to figure out why LeVasiz has been riding on so much bad luck and all..
(we haven't actually seen a winners trophy before)
and this is what the bugga said after meticulously ~~screwing with my carpals~~ scrutinising my carpals.

legend: black- life line
red- money line
blue- love line

"ni de 'ai' de line hen mei yo li"
after him repeating that line 3 times, i go "wor puh huei chiang hua yi la apek",
he goes "ok ok. wor chiang engrish hor.

"ni de rove rine hor, no power. ni de money, no power also. then hor, you living vely little wan"
(transcript- your love line shows you're not meant to be successful in your love life, you won't be wealthy, and you'll die early)

"huh!, i'll die early??"

i left the asshole and went to moe with the guys who know how to save lives.

the st johhhhhnn........... ambulance

after they heard it, they all became emo. (guys are sensitive, one emo, all emo)

haih... what if the band grows old, and we don't make it in life. with no money. no love. no life. what would we do?..

OLD.

LeVasiz year 2007

LeVasiz year 2057

smile

The 10 things....(part 2 ) - the sequel

2007-04-28T22:22:00.000+08:00

Here's a continuation from the last post ...

I need to complete this list . It's a must. Gauze.

Number 5. Did you know that Levasiz has a knack for playing in the dark . Weird ?... Some might say so but it's pretty cool , isn't it ? We're probably a band of superheroes with superpowers that enables to play music in the dark. We even made an acoustic version of "The Day I'm Right" in the dark. The video will be inside the blog sooner than you could pronounce Le ' Vasiz right .

Here's Joel, attempting a drum solo in a dark room(He made a video out of it too)

4. Have you ever wondered , How does LeVasiz end up with tons of videos of themselves? Who does all the filming of their performances and a lot more ?
Well, here's the secret. Levasiz is secretly connected to an underground branch of Mediacorp which is currently named Mediacrap- It changes it's name every now and then to protect it's identity. Marvin of LeVasiz is the main link between the two companies. He's the one who carries that funny looking camera which is constantly accused by the tabloids of being the dangerous AK47( a gun which shoots you down like a parachute ). Well, to view an example of the stuff that is done by Mediacrap, watch the lovely video below.

Notes : Don't play this video if you are suffering from xanthophobia.You might get cold.
Don't say I didn't warn you !
Mediacrap has done gigs, performances, stjooohhhns , debates in the past

3.What's in number 3 ? aha.....ya. I got it . Did you know that LeVasiz' multi-talented Lead Guitarist, Shahrul knows everything about the complexes in lead guitar playing( he can give you any solo you want. Han Solo also can )but he doesn't know the most basic thing in the arts of guitar playing. HE DOESN"T KNOW HOW TO PLAY AND READ CHORDS. Oh My gauze!

Just because he didn't know that the chord in the picture is called G , Shahrul got a G grade for his chord progression setara exam.

2.Now , here we go . Stories of all stories. The story behind the making of Le'Vasiz. Did you know that LeVasiz was actually a result of a MTV production called 'Making The Band'. Didn't think so ? hahahaha. Well , now you know . This special show wasn't shown on worldwide television and MTV because they filmed the show , 'Making The Band ' without putting a tape inside the camera. So, everything wast awfully lost. Too Bad. The show was mommentarily hyped up in the US to be the biggest reality series show in the planet and was said to be even bigger than the old guard, American Idol but it came to no show at the end of the day. You got lucky this time Simon Cowell ! but heck, the competition to find the final 5 to represent LeVasiz still went on.
Look below(picture).The contestants who auditioned for the 'Making The Band' reality show.

People of all ages , genders, colours and races were present for the "Making The Band:Levasiz" audition.
The whole process was long and winding as stiff competition was all around but..............things got easier when they finally found the whacky 5 to represent and wear the Levasiz name. So , This is how Le'Vasiz came about. It was a unanimous by the judges . The winners of the MTV production "Making The Band" are in the picture below.

The 5 guys that are in LeVasiz colours today.

Erm.....you got punk'd......This no.2 entry was a phony ! not.

1. The Number One fact that you didn't know about LeVasiz ......blablabla.....
Guys and Gals,
Ladies and gentlemen,
Our lovely visitors and not to forget , the members of Levasiz.
The hidden secret that LeVasiz has been biting their nails to expose. Here's the conclusion of the end of the line.
Thomas, the guy that plays bass for LeVasiz was apparently the lead vocalist for the Levasiz's first ever performance. He sang 'Welcome to my death ' a simple plant coverback then if I'm not mistaken. So, you could say that levasiz started with Thomas tackling both bass and lead vocalist jobs all at one time. Leroy wasn't there in our first performance because he suffered from some kind of illness that will be explained later.

Later on, Thomas got sacked as lead vocalist and returned to his original job of playing bass. He was too ~~Gayish~~ pinkish to be considered a vocalist by the tabloids. Sorry ,Thomas ! Pink really isn't the new black.
(No pun intended)

Brokeback Voiceless

The real reason behind Leroy's absence in Levasiz' first ever performance.
Thank gauze, St Jooooohhhhnn was able to recover his voice back in time for FOA 2005.

End Of Post. Pheuwww........

Out for the whole month. It's no cause for concern.

The 10 things...(part 1)

2007-04-25T22:32:00.000+08:00

Here's a short post ..... that will eventually turn out to be long.

The 10 things you didn't know about Le Vasiz ........jeng jeng jeng (drumroll)

All of the stuff mention below may be the closest LeVasiz has ever got into exposing their dark, bad ,funny, cynical side . The content below may also show-and-tell the things that you never knew about LeVasiz.

Here's the list
Let me start from bottom to top...or the inverse....or........

10. Le Vasiz has never jammed in a jamming studio before. Never! A pretty weird thing for a band , i might
say. We've been a band for almost 3 years already, but we've never paid for a jamming session . That's
pretty cool, huh ? Well, we got our own places of jamming. Not telling.

This is where the music is made . That particular room at the right of the picture.

9. Levasiz has a bad habit of taking too much glucose between jamming sessions and practices. The only form of liquid we seem to consume during jamming sessions is the one that could get you high, COKE, i mean Coca-Cola ( not to be CONFUSED with the drug,cocaine) . Don't be surprise if the whole band suffers from diabetes in the near future . See us in hospital!

8. What will no.8 be .....erm.... aha....LeVasiz never fails to go daytona-ing together. We like to drive you see, but since we're still not legal , daytona-ing is fast becoming the alternative for all of us. If you don't know what the ~~fug~~ heavens daytona is , you've been living a life under a tempurung / coconut shell . You know the peribahasa
' seperti katak di bawah tempurung '.

Daytona-ing . Thomas, Kobe Brian(limdan) and Nigel fighting to get last.The fast and curious.

7. For the record, Le Vasiz has never finish 1st in anything. Eventhough, we've join a number of battle-of-the-bands , the closest we ever got was the one that comes in second or runners-up.We got 3rd in our fist battle-of-the-bands competition and the rest were all runner-up finishes. But still, not too bad for a noob band like us, huh ?

6. Here's a fact that you never knew . The band members of LeVasiz are of different races , every single one in LeVasiz is different from the other. Leroy is pure Chinese, Shahrul is a Malay and has a bit of an indian blood, Well Marvin is Kadazan and has a 1/4 chinese blood, Thomas is pure indian( I think ) and Joel is a Chindian. So , do you see the semangat muhibah among the band members of LeVasiz ? We're a multi-racial band, you know! now that's cool.....Fuyoo!

But we always fade away............

When all of the stars are fading away.

To be continued..........

This is all for part 1 . The end.
The 10 things....(part 2) will be released soon.

LeVasiz

Musically...arcanely...right !

2007-04-24T18:29:00.000+08:00

A'ight, another week of achievement for LeVasiz. We made progress after all.

For the past weekend, LeVasiz had participated in The Pertandingan Muzikal Daerah Johor Bahru 2007(that's what it says on the trophy) that was held in SIGS . Well , believe or not, we finish as runner-up in the band dan vokal category! Shucks... another school that 'sweet child not mine ' went out as winners of the battle of the bands.

What we did ? and how did we do ?

All in all , we did okay i guess. We weren't too happy with the PA system and the music technics though . For example, the mics were not working (big probelm for us ). We weren't happy with the hall we performed in , the audience weren't too cause it was a place where you had to perspire a lot. We sweat the hell out of our own music.
BUt the one thing that we're happy about is that we were finally able to finally showcase 2 new songs originally composed by us , LeVasiz. We came what we came for, which was to play our new songs . Goz.... The two new songs that were inside our setlist were Midnight Arcane and The Day I'm Right. Both were songs with good melodies that had the judges feeling real high and excited. We received comments from 2/3 of the judges saying that we should have won( Not Lying!). Our performance had a bit of a bump here and there, especially the first one but , In the end of the day , it was a above average performance. Not . cool...

Here's a vid of The Day i'm Right, watch it ..it's lovely

Fiction tells the truth : We could have made this so much better

The rest of our competitors were ~~shite / rubbish~~ great too. They screamed their lungs out and sang as if they were living the lifestyle of the rich and infamous . Lovely, huh ? of course not la ....ish. I should stop commenting on the rest of the bands here.

Another thing that'll like to mention is a special thanks to those who came to watch/suppot us , you guys and gals. You know who you are , don't you ? and the organisers, SIGS and not to forget, ourselves. Leroy was amazing with his vocals, Marvin and Shahrul slided away into their own paradigms , Thomas was the pinky of many and Joel should have been awarded the best drummer in the world !

Le Vasiz

Before I go off, I would to congratulate the StJohhhhhhnnn Johor Bahru team who won the state competition.
You guys really showed us ' How to save a life '.

Break the brakes

2007-04-16T23:28:00.000+08:00

LeVasiz is in urgent need of a vocalist.

while jumping about, cursing a stupid rule which the organisers of the SIGS MUZIKAL had set regarding the band competition, Vocalist Leroy had to be stretchered off due to some unforeseen circumstances.

Rules stipulate:

a maximum of 4 members ONLY are allowed per band (we got 5)
only one band is allowed per school (our school has got tons, who sound like the PCD)(some of them even got pussy cats)

spectators are expected to mantain orderly and good mannered behaviours during the course of the "Muzikal" (aha....)

you'll need a mark of approval from your school to be able to join (and then get forced to play in the Famously Infamous school marching BAND, sure.. Psst. they've all got pussy cats and dolls except Shahrul)

No unsur-unsur negatif dalam persembahan (are the words loser, or high, or goodbye, or crime positive terms? oh, we'll surely lose)

20 marks goes to "Warna Pitch" or literally colour of pitch. (Change the "P" to "B" and man, we sure win, we're damn colourful, really and we got dogs, no pussy cats.)

after shouting for a good 2 minutes a(t the stupidity of these ordinances, Leroy broke his voice, and now a whiny song is going to sound whiny.

Thankfully, help was at hand.

break your vocal chords, call the St. Johhhhhhhhhhhn Ambulance.

and this is how they'll help.

we need a new vocalist.

ps: if you're wondering why the obsession with pussy cats, we just adopted a dog, with balls, and made up of balls. Colourful ones at that

here's an enlargement of the balls.

injesh, hint hint, you got __ack Pearls, does he have __ack pearls??

see you guys at SIGS